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Employment Letter As A Security Guard In A Security Company by dotcomnamename: 8:18pm On Nov 27, 2012
Dear sir,
I am Name is tenager, I apply to my job of
security guard to you boss in your
company of ECO BANK. ...I am complete to
Sitted 7 examination certificate in 2003.

My skool here... Okingo OBE very good. ... I am 29 ears to be Born of age and no wafe
and no childish. My father dead long time ago and my
mother is marry in BENIN REPUBLIC
country there 10 years n
ow, no sees her untilnow, so nobody
known to help me...no money and food
and tea and drink. My certificate is just sitting in home for
itself, but passes in Mathematics,
Geography, Science and all subjects but fail
in English because of Ofuaku Albert
teacher teaching me is look jelous of
myself. Me because wear expenses cloth and shoe than teacher igbo. I here that
people you want security guards toyour
company and I...... tell you I amone of that
job experience for 2 years looking video
for Rambo I, II and III. I also shot thief
dead. Iwant to join the company of You and chase criminal and thief out with SMG
of me. I can fight for SMG, arrow, spear,
panga, knife, stickand stones. Me also can
fight for boxing like Tyson. Please consider
my aplication very careful and call me any
time because me have hand telephone now. I am red for interview with youif
you like me. Me have no photocopy certificate because
the photocopy machine there at Niger
Delta shop is a long time and very old it
can mistake spelling in the certificate, that
is why.I am very hornest and I didn't steal
since I born until now, I canspeak English free. I have no very much to right I have end here. Please also greet your
wife and childish!

Yours faithfully

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