Real Name: Hammed
Nickname: DJ Nancy
DOB: April 6th
sign: Aries
Sex: male
Religion: muslim

HOBBIES: collecting teeth from a live tiger, catching bullets with bare hands,
Jogging up & down Mountain Everest.
And collecting rock particles from d moon.

MY RECORD: fought with an elephant and broke its neck...skinned a crocodile...alive!...played russian ROULETTE with fully loaded clip & survived...killed Superman, held my breathe under water for 2months,3weeks,6hrs, 51mins,45seconds, Assassinated Adolf Hitler, John .F kennedy, Osama Bin Laden, Abacha #:-s ( d list is too long!)

GREATEST ACHIEVEMENT : surfed on hot lava while d volcano was still erupting, Outran a cheetah,fluent in 10,598 languages, 1st Woman to land on the sun,FIRST WOMAN TO STOP Her HEART BEAT ,Carried the pyramid of Giza for 2days straight!

SILLY THING DONE: Surfing on a tsunami and hurricane Katrina,snow boardin on mount everest, sky diving frm outer space

EMBARASSING MOMENT: couldn't kill 100 bears with a single punch only 99 died instantly and the one that was left went to join the circus.

PROUDEST MOMENTS: when a cobra died after biting me, When I saved the planet by diverting an asteroid with just one kick.

Sex: male
1st Woman to land on the sun,FIRST WOMAN TO STOP Her HEART BEAT

pls try and edit the jokes when u post dem

Stale, seen it loooong ago.