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| The Jamaican Father by koolJ1(f): 9:52am On Nov 28, 2012 |
A young Jamaican father-to-be awakened the village doctor in the middle of the night saying: "Doc!Doc!Come fast now! Is ma wife man! Her water is broken man! She is about born a child man!" The doctor came over and told the father "Hold the lamp higher! Hold the lamp higher now!" The father-to-be obliged, and behold, a baby's cry was soon heard. ...... The father cried out: "Praise the Lord! A boy! I is the proud father of A baby boy man!" The doctor again told the father, "Hold the lamp higher! Hold the lamp higher now man!". The father again complied, and to be sure, another cry was heard. The father excitedly proclaimed: "Is twins!! I got twins! I is doubly blessed! Glory be to God!" The doctor instructed, "Hold the lamp higher! Hold the lamp higher now!" Sure enough, a THIRD cry was heard! The father, somewhat subdued, in a nervous tone, muttered, "Oh. Thank ya Jesus." The doctor repeated, "Hold the lamp higher!. Hold the lamp higher now man!", and a short while yet a FOURTH cry was heard. The father said nothing, being lost in deep thought. The doctor for a fifth time commanded "Hold the lamp higher man! Hold the lamp higher now!" The father then asked; "Doc, me think we off the light now man. You think maybe is the light that attractin' them? 5 Likes 3 Shares |
| Re: The Jamaican Father by sucezTP(f): 10:27am On Nov 28, 2012 |
Lol.. Funny..! |
| Re: The Jamaican Father by abbeycial: 10:59am On Nov 28, 2012 |
joke of d year..i almost collapsed wit laughter. |
| Re: The Jamaican Father by koolJ1(f): 2:28pm On Nov 28, 2012 |
sucezTP: Thanks  |
| Re: The Jamaican Father by koolJ1(f): 2:29pm On Nov 28, 2012 |
abbeycial: joke of d year..i almost collapsed wit laughter. Lol thanks |
| Re: The Jamaican Father by Ruqaya(f): 5:10pm On Nov 28, 2012 |
i've seen dis joke sooo many times dat i'm sick of it |
| Re: The Jamaican Father by Lolaabokoku(f): 10:18pm On Nov 28, 2012 |
9ce one |
| Re: The Jamaican Father by Nobody: 8:59am On Nov 29, 2012 |
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| Re: The Jamaican Father by koolJ1(f): 9:11am On Nov 29, 2012 |
Ruqaya: i've seen dis joke sooo many times dat i'm sick of it What drugs would you need? |
| Re: The Jamaican Father by koolJ1(f): 9:12am On Nov 29, 2012 |
Lolaabokoku: 9ce one |
| Re: The Jamaican Father by koolJ1(f): 9:13am On Nov 29, 2012 |
mincuu: Hehehe |
| Re: The Jamaican Father by gunuvi(m): 9:39am On Nov 29, 2012 |
kool J:Hahaha |
| Re: The Jamaican Father by koolJ1(f): 10:11am On Nov 29, 2012 |
gunuvi: Wetin naa?  |
| Re: The Jamaican Father by gunuvi(m): 10:27am On Nov 29, 2012 |
kool J:No lele |
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