Akpos, a Ghanian, just got
admission into one of the Nigerian
institutions. At the first day of lecture,
the following conversation
erupted..... The Lecturer said, "let's
...
begin by reviewing some Nigerian
history." The Lecturer asked who
said, "I shall return to die in the land
of my fathers?" She saw a sea of
blank faces, except for Akpos, who
had his hand up. Akpos replied:
"King Jaja of Opobo, 1875" "very
good!" said lecturer. Then,she asked
again, who said, "The land use act
will feed the nation?" Again, no
response except from
Akpos:"Obasanjo , 1976."The
Lecturer snapped at the class; "class,
you should be ashamed. Akpos, who
is new to our Country, knows more
about our history than you do." The
Lecturer heard a loud
whisper:"Ghana must go". "who said
that?" she demanded, Akpos put his
hand up,"Buhari 1984." At that point,
a student at the back scornfully said;
"Hmmm, you think you are smart?"
The Lecturer glared and asked; "All
right! Now, who said that?" Again,
Akpos said,"Babangida to
Abiola,1992." Hmmm, a Student at
the back smilled "I dey laugh ooh"
Akpos smilled back and said
Obasanjo to Atiku 2001. Now
furious, another student yelled;"Oh
yeah! Eat this!" Akpos jumped out of
his chair waving his hand and
shouting to the Lecturer, "Indian
mistress giving an apple to Abacha,
1998" Now, with almost mob
hyseria, someone said; "You little
shit. If you say anything else, I'll kill
you." Akpos frantically yelled at the
top of hisvoice; "Chris Uba to Ngige,
2004!" The Lecturer fainted, and as
the class gathered around her on the
floor, someone said; "Oh shit, we're
in Big trouble now!" Akpos
whispered; "Chimaroke Nnamani,
Ayodele Fayose and Lucky
Igbinedon 2007" Someone angrily
said; "Dont answer him, he is a fool"
Akpos smiled nd replied; "Obansanjo
to IBB, 2011" Now, the Lecturer
managed to get up and asked Akpos;
pls, who're you? Show your self..
Akpos jumped, yelled and said;
Jonathan to BOKO HARAM, 2012

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