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Akpors The Brilliant Student by wildchild1: 7:22pm On Nov 30, 2012 |
Akpos, a Ghanian, just got admission into oneof the Nigerian institutions. At the first day of lecture, the following conversation erupted..... The Lecturer said, "let's begin by reviewing some Nigerian history." The Lecturer asked who said, "I shall return to die in the land of my fathers?" She saw a sea of blank faces, except for Akpos, who had his hand up. Akpos replied: "King Jaja of Opobo, 1875""very good!" said lecturer. Then,she asked again, who said, "The land use act will feed the nation?" Again, no response except from Akpos:"Obasanjo , 1976."The Lecturer snapped at the class; "class, you shouldbe ashamed. Akpos, who is new to our Country, knows more about our history than you do." The Lecturer heard a loud whisper:"Ghana must go". "who said that?" shedemanded, Akpos put his hand up,"Buhari 1984." At that point, a student at the back scornfully said;"Hmmm, you think you are smart?" The Lecturer glared and asked; "All right! Now, who said that?" Again, Akpos said,"Babangida to Abiola,1992." Hmmm, a Student at the back smilled "I dey laugh ooh" Akpos smilled back and said Obasanjo to Atiku 2001. Now furious, another student yelled;"Oh yeah! Eat this!" Akpos jumped out of his chair waving his hand and shouting to the Lecturer,"India n mistress giving an apple to Abacha, 1998" Now, with almost mob hyseria, someone said; "You little shit. If you say anything else, I'll kill you." Akpos frantically yelled at the top of hisvoice; "Chris Uba to Ngige, 2004!" The Lecturer fainted, and as theclass gathered around her on the floor, someone said; "Oh shit, we're in Big trouble now!" Akpos whispered; "Chimaroke Nnamani, Ayodele Fayose and Lucky Igbinedon 2007" Someone angrily said; "Dontanswer him, he is a fool" Akpos smiled nd replied; "Obansanjo to IBB, 2011" Now, the Lecturer managed to get up and asked Akpos;pls, who're you? Show your self.. Akpos jumped, yelled and said; Jonathan to BOKO HARAM, 2012 |
Re: Akpors The Brilliant Student by lecturerdabo(m): 7:27pm On Nov 30, 2012 |
nyc one |
Re: Akpors The Brilliant Student by johndavid1(m): 7:36pm On Nov 30, 2012 |
Re: Akpors The Brilliant Student by Jerry2i(m): 2:27pm On Dec 01, 2012 |
Cool joke.laffed my a$$ out |
Re: Akpors The Brilliant Student by sats: 12:10am On Dec 02, 2012 |
i see ... more |
Re: Akpors The Brilliant Student by Nobody: 1:02am On Dec 02, 2012 |
I love dis....laff my teeth out.... Like dis |
Re: Akpors The Brilliant Student by anonymous419: 4:58pm On Dec 02, 2012 |
Lol, nice one |
Re: Akpors The Brilliant Student by mikuz(m): 5:09pm On Dec 02, 2012 |
Hyper-recycled yoke. |
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