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Come Join Me Laff Ooo (season 1) by MRXELA(m): 10:37pm On Dec 01, 2012 |
On ma way home on monday evening, I saw a suit case! I took it home and I opened it and behold what I found inside;$20,000 dollars!! Fear first catch me, but I took the bag home and when ...I emptied It, Ifound some Documents, ID card, ATM card and an Iphone. Ithought about throwing the sim away and keep the phone and also dispose the documents and keep the money. After a long thought, I decided to leave things as they were, hoping thatthe owner would call. Not long after a call came through on the Iphone, I picked and talked with the caller. Apparently it was the owner of the bag coz he named absolutely every content of the bag. We met afterwards and i handed him the bag. he offered me $2,000dollars but i turned it down , hecollected my number and i left.Yesterday he called me and offered me a job at Chevron worth 750,000 Naira per month, a 3 bedroom flat fully furnished, and a 2012 BMW X6 As I was smiling and testing the car my brother just slappedme and said "Oya Oya Oya Wake up!! Eba don ready!" 4 Likes |
Re: Come Join Me Laff Ooo (season 1) by Emmyk(m): 11:00pm On Dec 01, 2012 |
Kai. Na wa ooo |
Re: Come Join Me Laff Ooo (season 1) by collinsola: 11:01pm On Dec 01, 2012 |
You nor give erm blow for EYe... |
Re: Come Join Me Laff Ooo (season 1) by MRXELA(m): 7:01am On Dec 02, 2012 |
The teacher asked, "Boy what is your problem?" he answered, "I'm too smart for the first- grade. My sister is in the third-grade and I'm smarter than she is! I think I should be in the third-grade too!" Teacher had enough. She took Boy to the principal's office. While Boy waited in the outer office, the teacher explained to the principal what the situation was. The principal told the teacher he would give the boy a test and if he failed to answer any of his questions he was to go back to the first-grade and behave. She agreed. Boy was brought in and the conditions were explained to him and he agreed to take the test. Principal: What is 3 x 3? Boy : 9, maam! Principal: What is 6 x 6? Boy : 36, maam! And so it went with every question the principal thought a third-grade should know. The principal looks at teacher and tells her, "I think Boy can go to the third-grade. " Teacher says to the principal, "I have some of my own questions. Can I ask him ?" The principal and Boy both agreed. Teacher asks: What does a cow have four of that I have only two of? Boy : Legs, maam! Teacher : What is in your pants that you have but I do not have? Boy : Pockets! Teacher: What starts with a C and ends with a T, is hairy, oval, delicious and contains thin whitish liquid? Boy : Coconut! Teacher: What goes in hard and pink then comes out soft And sticky? (The principal's eyes open really wide and before he could stop the answer, Boy . was taking charge ) Boy : Bubblegum, maam! Teacher: What does a man do standing up, a woman does sitting down and a dog does on three legs? (The principal's eyes open really wide and before he could stop the answer ) Boy : Shake hands! Teacher: Now I will ask some "Who am I" sort of questions, okay? Boy : Yep! Teacher: You stick your poles inside me. You tie me down to get me up. I get wet before you do. Boy : Tent Teacher: A finger goes in me. You fiddle with me when you're bored. The best man always has me first. Boy : Wedding Ring, maam! Teacher: I come in many sizes. When I'm not well, I drip. When you blow me, you feel good. Boy : Nose! Teacher: I have a stiff shaft. My tip penetrates. I come with a quiver. What is it? Boy : Arrow! Teacher: What word starts with a 'F' and ends in 'K' that means lot of heat and excitement? Boy : Firetruck! Teacher: What word starts with a 'F' and ends in 'K' & if u don't get it, u have to use ur hand. Boy : Fork! Teacher: What is it that all men have one. It's longer on some men, than on others, the pope doesn't use his and a man gives it to his wife after they're married? Boy : SURNAME! Teacher: What part of the man has no bone but has muscles, has lots of veins, like pumping, & is responsible for making love ? Boy : HEART, maam! The principal a sigh of relief and said to the teacher : Principal: Huh! send this Boy .... to collage!!! Even I got the last ten questions wrong myself! NOW CAN SOME BODY TELL ME HW GOOD IS D MIND OF D PRINCIPAL |
Re: Come Join Me Laff Ooo (season 1) by MRXELA(m): 7:13am On Dec 02, 2012 |
YOU KNOW YOUR ANCESTORS FROM UR VILLAGE ARE FOLLOWING YOU IF: 1. If you download anything on the internet and it Fails at 99% 2. If you buy a bold 6 for 900k today and the next day the price drops to 40k 3. You go to the restaurant on your first date, and after eating fish, the bone chocks you! 4. After working for 30 days, you get fired without salary 5. if you take cheat into the exam hall, and cant understand your own handwriting 6. If u scope girl, take her to your room 4 action and junior does not stand 7. If after using a strong heavy perfume, your body odour still remains stronger than RAID 8. If after photoshoping your Picture, you still look ugly 9. If You Break-Up With Your Bf and he wins 100M UGX the next day! 10. If the person that you were cursing out in traffic turns out to be the one interviewing you for a job 11. If U lied to Armed robbers that u don’t have a phone, then it rings 12. If junior refuses to stand on your wedding night. You should know ITS FROM UR VILLAGE ......ADD OTHERS..... |
Re: Come Join Me Laff Ooo (season 1) by Cabsso(m): 7:28am On Dec 02, 2012 |
See 4uck up! Orimunpoto! |
Re: Come Join Me Laff Ooo (season 1) by RexioKlasik(m): 11:07am On Dec 02, 2012 |
Cool! |
Re: Come Join Me Laff Ooo (season 1) by Jaybee79: 11:49pm On Dec 02, 2012 |
MR XELA: On ma way home onso it was a dream abi? na wa oooo |
Re: Come Join Me Laff Ooo (season 1) by Nobody: 12:31am On Dec 03, 2012 |
collinsola:if na me i go slip dat bro he go turn 2 abraham wey dey count starz |
Re: Come Join Me Laff Ooo (season 1) by Nobody: 12:39am On Dec 03, 2012 |
. MR XELA: YOU KNOW YOUR ANCESTORS FROM UR VILLAGEif u go mrkt go buy chelsea jersey...if gudluck wife na ur english teacher |
Re: Come Join Me Laff Ooo (season 1) by MRXELA(m): 9:36am On Dec 03, 2012 |
oyetunji12: . if u go mrkt go buy chelsea jersey...if gudluck wife na ur english teacherwaitin chealsea do u guy, na my club ooo |
Re: Come Join Me Laff Ooo (season 1) by MRXELA(m): 11:32am On Dec 06, 2012 |
A guy won a #10 million lottery, kept the money inside a 'Ghana must go' bag, went under a tree, buried the money, snapped the spot and the tree with a camera and decided to travel to London. As he was on a plane heading to London, he brought out the picture from the camera, stared at it and was shocked to see Akpos on top of the tree smiling What would you do if you were the man? |
Re: Come Join Me Laff Ooo (season 1) by MRXELA(m): 7:15am On Dec 11, 2012 |
I Know Some of You Thinks English Is Simple But i Bet You'll Find It Difficultin This Aspect! ...Please Translate "HOW MANY YEARS YOU TAKE SENIOR ME" To Simple and Correct English... Let The Fun Begin. |
Re: Come Join Me Laff Ooo (season 1) by humblesteve(m): 8:16am On Dec 11, 2012 |
;DU 4 give am heavy slap |
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