luvmijeje: 4 a guy to open a thread to complain about buying of snacks,that means there is unprecedented level of proverty in dis country.

Same sentiments, I believe dating a girl means you're a prospective suitor, what girl would want a man who can't feed her simple snacks? When time for main food and kid's food comes nko?
If a guy is not ready he should focus on his career n forget women, they don't rhyme.

bigx:

Same sentiments, I believe dating a girl means you're a prospective suitor, what girl would want a man who can't feed her simple snacks? When time for main food and kid's food comes nko?
If a guy is not ready he should focus on his career n forget women, they don't rhyme.

You never jam...

2sexy: You never jam...

Wetin dat ur guy dey yan?

[quote author=2sexy] Yeah... exactly. For instance like the one who said I should fix her phone. Na so I laugh laugh laugh so tey shame catch the babe for saying such. she come say this one way I laugh like this, e clear say na next things sef. I tell her say make she no worry I go do am. Well, I know she wanted to gauge me and if I yield in easily, I don become maga.

Now wey be say I don know her kind, me sef don ready for her. Thank God I get oiil company friends and connections, so I go just they carve all my lies from there. Tell her say one job dis and another dat... everyone like OIL money no be so? I think, I will be much more comfortable doing that sef so she go dey hope say she wan hook up with a potential oil baron. . she don enter one chance.

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Badtest guy I dey feel you jare.@least the population of muguz don minus one.I even geh a friend wey geh TOTAL ID card and hin no dey work there.lol

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See levelz... Guyz ain't smiling

[quote author=Midastorch][/quote] i dey tell u

LMAO. . . . is this for real??
well, it is funny tho

OP I will send u money for cake and ice cream. U really are a disgrace

dmcdad:

I don try to deviate a bit from that way buh the thing no dy eva gree me... I no knw whether na only me get conscience 4 this life cuz my conscience no dy give me breathing space

u should woo me then, i have a conscience too... all i need for a complete date is wine and fried snail

mondi_cheeks: OP I will send u money for cake and ice cream. U really are a disgrace

You dey find my trouble abi? wetin find come here again? Dont you have better things to do with your husband?

mondi_cheeks: OP I will send u money for cake and ice cream. U really are a disgrace

I bet he doesn't need your money. It seems u read the post with a biased mind, else you would notice he made mention of the fact that he was joking, even though the gurl didn't see it that way

2sexy: You dey find my trouble abi? wetin find come here again? Dont you have better things to do with your husband?

As in ehn.. Wetin she dy feel like? E be like say she get bar pass Okonjò Iweala ooo. She fit even vex transfer like 10million put 4 Op's acct.

I no talk the currency oo. E fit be zimbabwe or mozambique currency. Lol

dmcdad:

I bet he doesn't need your money. It seems u read the post with a biased mind, else you would notice he made mention of the fact that he was joking, even though the gurl didn't see it that way

My brother if you see this Monket_chick, you don see virus.

She is always acting like holiest of holy ... Oloshi Aridin Oloriburuku

Aint got time for yall 2 bit.ches please go look for someone else to bother go PMS elsewhere

gree-die:

u should woo me then, i have a conscience too... all i need for a complete date is wine and fried snail

No wahala 4 that 1 na. Highest 500 go tidy every. If I buy Don Simon Vino Tinto like 3h or 350, the balance go fit arrange at least one snail na. E neva finish? Gurl u b God-sent.. I no knw b4 say even with 5h date don set o. Abi how u see am?

mondi_cheeks: Aint got time for yall 2 bit.ches please go look for someone else to bother go PMS elsewhere

See this i+diot. Not kidding lady, I would have beaten black and blue because your brain isnt functioning well to tell you what you aught to do. May be that would be a better way to teach you how to use rightly. dunce.

2sexy: See this i+diot. Not kidding lady, I would have beaten black and blue because your brain isnt functioning well to tell you what you aught to do. May be that would be a better way to teach you how to use rightly. dunce.

still bit.ch frontin'

2sexy: My brother if you see this Monket_chick, you don see virus.

She is always acting like holiest of holy ... Oloshi Aridin Oloriburuku

Lwtmb ooo. I read all her post 4 that bump-short thread. If we wan talk about ethics, morals or spirituality, she dy learn. Buh person need to b realistic

dmcdad:

No wahala 4 that 1 na. Highest 500 go tidy every. If I buy Don Simon Vino Tinto like 3h or 350, the balance go fit arrange at least one snail na. E neva finish? Gurl u b God-sent.. I no knw b4 say even with 5h date don set o. Abi how u see am?

when was the last time u helped urself to tasty snail meat??

gree-die:


when was the last time u helped urself to tasty snail meat??

That should be a long time ago... You wanna get me some

dmcdad:

Lwtmb ooo. I read all her post 4 that bump-short thread. If we wan talk about ethics, morals or spirituality, she dy learn. Buh person need to b realistic

Thank God say you know wetin I dey talk about.

gree-die:

u should woo me then, i have a conscience too... all i need for a complete date is wine and fried snail

Gree-die... make we see na... but engine piston must run the car .

dmcdad:

Lwtmb ooo. I read all her post 4 that bump-short thread. If we wan talk about ethics, morals or spirituality, she dy learn. Buh person need to b realistic

if only I had the time and energy to do the same wit u...if u depise me so much why do u spent so much time on me?

dmcdad:

That should be a long time ago... You wanna get me some

not surprised..... 5h wont by snail shell

[size=15pt]EVERYBODY SHOULD IGNORE THIS MONKEY_CHEEK... SHE IS AN ACUTE PARASITE AND DESTRUCTIVE VIRUS... ODE![/size]

This is the last you will get from me... swine!

2sexy: Gree-die... make we see na... but engine piston must run the car .

expantiate...

2sexy: [size=15pt]EVERYBODY SHOULD IGNORE THIS MONKEY_CHEEK... SHE IS AN ACUTE PARASITE AND DESTRUCTIVE VIRUS... ODE![/size]

This is the last you will get from me... swine!

bit.ch please with ur 2cents shades there....LMFAO

mondi_cheeks: if only I had the time and energy to do the same wit u...if u depise me so much why do u spent so much time on me?

Despise? Wrong perception. See! I don't wanna argue over nothing. I wish nl has IM functionality, so it could enable interaction to be more realistic.. I just hope u see right through me

gree-die:

not surprised..... 5h wont by snail shell

If it can't even be enough to buy the shell, what about the remnant? That is, e go fit buy the one wey dm chop remain? Lol. After all, at all at all na winch... That's y I dy run 4rm gurlz cuz dm dy place price tag 4 everytin.. Imagine snail wey I neva chop 4 long, I go come go jonze myself go buy am 4 gurl becuz of 1 stupid date? No b only date, na calendar

mondi_cheeks: Aint got time for yall 2 bit.ches please go look for someone else to bother go PMS elsewhere

Hey mondi! B careful! I don't insult people no matter what and I don't expect such 4rm u.. Okay?

gree-die:

expantiate...

Okay... but the problem is distance na.. we go for hook up. No time. But your bofy no go vex?

Let me add my voice to this thread, I think the OP is being silly! This is not about being a maga, just asking a girl out on a date and next thing you start updating folks about your chat? Very silly boy, if you want her to go out with you don't offer her buns or okpa with Mirinda that is low class even for a broke dude. A cup of ice cream with cake can't cost more than N400 haba, is it too much for you?