MY IDIOMATIC PLAY GROUND

If money does not grow on trees why do banks have branches?

If chickens do not talk, why does my dad tell me to stop watching movies with fowl language?

If the best things in life are free why do we pay attention?

If love is blind, why does my blind neighbor beat his wife?

If time is money, why can’t I use my watch to buy biscuit?

If Milo is the drink of future champions, why did U.S.A beat NIGERIA 156-73?

My parents always say, “Son, choose wisely”, please can someone tell me who is wisely?

Why do my parents tell people that my grandfather kicked the bucket, when I saw him kick a wild Alsatian dog?

I came home with a Cat inside a bag; my brother revealed my secret, he let the cat out of the bag.

After the accident Ryan was stitched up in the clinic, the idiomatic expression is true “A stitch in time saves Ryan”.