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Best Joke Of The Month by izenco2005(m): 8:59pm On Dec 02, 2012 |
A woman is at home when she hears someone knock at the door. She goes to the door and opens the door to see a man standing there. He asks the lady 'Do you have a vagina?' She slams the door in disgust.... The next morning she hears a knock at the door, it is the same man, and he asks the same question to the woman. He asks 'Do you have a vagina'. She slams the door again. Later that night when her husband gets home she tells him what has happened for the last two days. The husband tells the wife in a loving and concerned voice 'Honey I am taking tomorrow off to be home just in case this guy shows up again'.The next morning they hear a knock at the door and both run for the door. The husband says to the wife in a whispered voice 'Honey, I'm going to hide behind the door and listen and if it is the same guy I want you to answer yes to the question because I want to see where he is going with it'. She nods yes to her husband and opens the door. Sure enough the same fellow is standing there. He asks the same question. Do you have vagina'....... 'Yes' she says...... The man replies, 'Good. Would you mind telling your husband to leave my wife's alone and start using it4 |
Re: Best Joke Of The Month by bunmioguns(m): 9:25pm On Dec 02, 2012 |
Sorry bro, dis joke is stale |
Re: Best Joke Of The Month by mikuz(m): 11:47pm On Dec 02, 2012 |
Nice joke. The OP almost ruined it. |
Re: Best Joke Of The Month by Nobody: 12:42am On Dec 03, 2012 |
Guy i don read dis joke pas 100 tymz pls set up |
Re: Best Joke Of The Month by MrTAnonymous(m): 2:29pm On Jan 12, 2013 |
Nice 1 |
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