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What Not To Say To Your Valentine: by snugle: 7:56am On Feb 13, 2008 |
These were entries for a competition asking for a rhyme with the most romantic first line and least romantic second line: Love may be beautiful, love may be bliss But I only slept with you, because I was pissed. I thought that I could love no other Until, that is, I met your brother. Roses are red, violets are blue, sugar is sweet, and so are you. But the roses are wilting, the violets are dead, the sugar bowls empty and so is your head. Of loving beauty you float with grace If only you could hide your face. Kind, intelligent, loving and hot; This describes everything you are not. I want to feel your sweet embrace But don't take that paper bag off of your face. I love your smile, your face, your eyes- Damn, I'm good at telling lies! My darling, my lover, my beautiful wife: Marrying you screwed up my life. I see your face when I am dreaming. That's why I always wake up screaming. My love, you take my breath away. But what have you stepped in to smell this way? My feelings for you no words can tell, Except for maybe "go to hell!" What inspired this amorous rhyme? Two parts vodka, one part lime. |
Re: What Not To Say To Your Valentine: by rockiedink(m): 8:25am On Feb 13, 2008 |
crazy girl, crazy!!! but i like it. big ups sis. |
Re: What Not To Say To Your Valentine: by babycool(f): 1:43pm On Feb 13, 2008 |
lol! ![]() |
Re: What Not To Say To Your Valentine: by chychy(f): 3:09pm On Feb 13, 2008 |
this is good I just luv the last line. |
Re: What Not To Say To Your Valentine: by iice(f): 3:36pm On Feb 13, 2008 |
Oh sweet words of love ![]() ![]() ![]() Loved the roses are red one ![]() ![]() |
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