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3 Inches by seunspice(m): 3:07pm On Feb 13, 2008 |
An Italian man enters his favorite ritzy restaurant and while sitting at his regular table, he notices a gorgeous woman sitting at a nearby table. , Alone. He calls the waiter over and asks for the most expensive bottle of Merlot to be sent over to her, knowing that if she accepts it, she will be his. The waiter gets the bottle and quickly takes it to her saying who it came from. She looks at the bottle and decides to send a note over to the man. The note said "For me to accept this bottle, you must have a Mercedes in your garage, a million dollars in the bank , and 7 inches in your pants, " After reading the note, the man sends one back to her and it read: "Just so you know, I have a Ferrari testarosa, a BMW 850iL, and a Mercedes 560 sel, I have over 20 million in the bank, but not even for a woman as beautiful as you would I cut off 3 inches! Just send the bottle back |
Re: 3 Inches by Nobody: 3:16pm On Feb 13, 2008 |
ha, he wish |
Re: 3 Inches by Lolabbey: 3:24pm On Feb 13, 2008 |
so d thng reach 10inches, i fear ooooo |
Re: 3 Inches by seunspice(m): 3:28pm On Feb 13, 2008 |
so get as long as 14 |
Re: 3 Inches by Lolabbey: 3:31pm On Feb 13, 2008 |
hmmmmmm |
Re: 3 Inches by aristole(m): 4:36pm On Feb 13, 2008 |
Omo no long thing.!!! |
Re: 3 Inches by seunspice(m): 4:46pm On Feb 13, 2008 |
aristole: Are you sure? there are some real long things out there !!!!!!!! |
Re: 3 Inches by folly69(m): 4:52pm On Feb 13, 2008 |
i know some1 dat can actually tie his to a knot |
Re: 3 Inches by Lolabbey: 4:59pm On Feb 13, 2008 |
hmmm,dat one na somtin else |
Re: 3 Inches by aristole(m): 5:09pm On Feb 13, 2008 |
Hmmm |
Re: 3 Inches by Lolabbey: 5:25pm On Feb 13, 2008 |
na real hmmmmmmmmmmmm |
Re: 3 Inches by Busta(f): 5:27pm On Feb 13, 2008 |
dat na sucide now! |
Re: 3 Inches by folly69(m): 5:33pm On Feb 13, 2008 |
4real b4 it gets stiff |
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