dotcom_na_me_na_me: Rafael Valadao must have under estimated the size of his body when his attempts to escape jail ended in humiliation – when he got stuck in a hole he helped smash in his cell wall.

Firefighters had to free the 16-stone (approx. 102kg) prisoner when his belly stopped him making his break for freedom.

To make matters worse thereby compounding his embarrassment, prison guards stood round laughing as the operation to release him swung into action.

Authorities were last night hunting for a thinner cell-mate who managed to escape first.

Two other inmates waiting behind Rafael also saw their hopes of freedom thwarted by the unexpected hitch in their escape bid.

The four hatched their escape plan at a jail in Ceres in the central Brazilian state of Goias.

Firefighters stepped in around 2am on Tuesday after the two inmates waiting their turn behind Rafael failed in various attempts to push him through the hole they had made with a metal bar.

He was later taken to hospital under police protection with a suspected broken rib.

A police spokesman said: “He was screaming with pain when help arrived.

“He seemed to have underestimated the size of his stomach.”
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which country is this? the prisoner, the guards all resemble each other

More reason to feed prisoners fat

Micheal Scofield toh foolish

This prisoner is as big as commercial pig. You can't grow this big in Nigerian prison

This gy brain dey him yash,how he been tink say hime sholder go pass dat place,not to talk of him belle

Eeya..and scofield don escape...mtschew! Make dem catch am soon oh...watch out 4 part 2

Ha! ha! ha! ha! ha! ha! ha!
Laugh wanna kill me oh!

Kai...

This guy obviously hasnt watched prison break

I thot in thngs like dis....if ur head and shoulder passes....d whole body can go thru.....

SMH 4 him....

where is the first guy; Scofield

lol,i wan laff die for here

Wentworth Miller, must be having a good laugh somewhere cool! #Prison Break Season 6.....

This is what a call STOMACH UPSET!

Dotcom padi me
How far with the US visa interview u went then...u no tell me the outcome..where u given the visa...or

Ivynwa:



Oh yeah, he is wining at the h*le.

Kail whaddaya say? Lol
Referring to our song of course. Trust me. Kail/MzDarkie where are you?


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0ixJmRXEO-E

LOL.
You and this song!

yuzedo:
LMAOOOO! **crying real tears**

That's the funniest part of the story so far.