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| Female Comebacks by Consultant(f): 9:44am On Apr 24, 2006 |
Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before? Woman: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore. Man: Is this seat empty? Woman: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down. Man: Your place or mine? Woman: Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine. Man: So, what do you do for a living? Woman: I'm a female impersonator. Man: Hey baby, what's your sign? Woman: Do not enter. Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning? Woman: Unfertilized Man: Your body is like a temple. Woman: Sorry, there are no services today. Man: I would go to the end of the world for you. Woman: Fine, but would you stay there? Man: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy. Woman: If I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing. |
| Re: Female Comebacks by Z4M4eva(f): 11:21am On Apr 24, 2006 |
Kool Comebacks. |
| Re: Female Comebacks by micklplus(m): 11:30am On Apr 24, 2006 |
still funny and nice but its been here before ! Cheers  |
| Re: Female Comebacks by mukina2: 4:36pm On Dec 21, 2010 |
hehehehehehe  |
| Re: Female Comebacks by lysaa(f): 4:43pm On Dec 21, 2010 |
hey mukina since 2006 na now u dey see this joke lol Compliments of the season. HRU? |
| Re: Female Comebacks by eldav(m): 4:59pm On Dec 21, 2010 |
Makes sense |
| Re: Female Comebacks by mukina2: 5:04pm On Dec 21, 2010 |
lysaa:loff  yes na now i see am  i am fine and same to you and yours |
| Re: Female Comebacks by lysaa(f): 5:47pm On Dec 21, 2010 |
which one be urs again? I don dey ask u for ya bro for the past 10 yrs. .lol It's been a while tho, what's up? Which of the comebacks hit u the hardest? |
| Re: Female Comebacks by mukina2: 5:49pm On Dec 21, 2010 |
i loff this one : Man: I would go to the end of the world for you. Woman: Fine, but would you stay there? my bro don marry, you late |
| Re: Female Comebacks by lysaa(f): 5:58pm On Dec 21, 2010 |
oh no! that;s so criminal of u to let him slip from me. .not funny  yeah thats funny. love this one too cos it reminds me of oxidation in chem lol Man: Is this seat empty? Woman: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down. |
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