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Omo Recent Adverstisment... Very Funny by fflamingo(m): 11:24pm On Dec 08, 2012
We have to be prayerful my people!!
He was dressed in white shirt that day. while
he was crossing the road to the other side to
get some drinks for his wife a car came and
hit him and he died on the spot.
The lady lost her senses. It was after some
time that she recovered from her shock. The
funeral and cremation was the very next day
because he died horribly.
Two nights later, the lady's mother had a
dream in which she saw an old woman, the
old woman told her to wash the blood stains
of the guy from her daughter's dress as soon
as possible. But the mother ignored the
dream. The next night her father had the
same dream, he also ignored it. Then when
the lady had the same dream the next night,
she woke up in fear and told her mother
about the dream.
Her mother told her to wash the clothes
which have blood stains immediately. She
washed the stains but some remained.
The next night she again had the same
dreams, washed the stains but some
remained. The same dream was repeated the
next night again and this time the old woman
gave her last warning to wash off the blood
stain or else something terrible will happen.
This time the lady tried her best to wash off
the stains and the clothes nearly tore, but
some stains still remained. She was very tired.
Late in the evening the same day while she
was alone at home, someone knocked the
door. And when she opened the door she
saw the same old woman of her dreams
standing at the door. She got very scared and
fainted. The old woman woke her up and
gave her a blue box which shocked the lady.
And the lady asked, ''What is this?''
The old woman replied, '' New improved Blue
Omo Washing Powder, it removes all
stubborn stains!!!''
Re: Omo Recent Adverstisment... Very Funny by Joezik(m): 7:18pm On Dec 10, 2012
Lmao

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