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Women !!!!! by Nobody: 8:01pm On Dec 10, 2012 |
A wife was making a breakfast of fried eggs for her husband. Suddenly, her husband came into the kitchen. Careful!.. he said, Careful! Put in some more oil! Oh my GOD! You're cooking too many at once. Too many! Turn them! Turn them now! You need more oil. Oh my God! Where are we going to get more oil?. The eggs are going to stick! Careful, careful! I said be CAREFUL! You NEVER listen to me when you're cooking! Never! Turn them! Hurry up! Are you crazy?. Have you lost your mind?. Don't forget to add salt. You know you always forget. Use the salt. Use the Salt! The Salt! The wife stared at him angrily; What is wrong with you?. You think I don't know how to fry a egg?. The husband replied; I just wanted to show you how it feels like when I'm DRIVING and you do the same |
Re: Women !!!!! by Nobody: 8:04pm On Dec 10, 2012 |
Huh .....women!!! Smh |
Re: Women !!!!! by nikkyshyne(f): 8:08pm On Dec 10, 2012 |
Lol. You can't but love us still |
Re: Women !!!!! by Nobody: 8:42pm On Dec 10, 2012 |
nikkyshyne: Lol. You can't but love us still we don't seem to have any choice, do we? |
Re: Women !!!!! by Nobody: 8:42pm On Dec 10, 2012 |
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Re: Women !!!!! by Nobody: 8:48pm On Dec 10, 2012 |
OMG! This is fact.my mama whines a lot whenever my dad is driving. She'd be like... 'daddy,see that big pothole' ...'hey,slow down oh,we are getting to the police checkpoint'...'watch it,that man is trafficating'.....on and on it goes,as if my dad is a learner.WOMEN!! I still adore them sha... |
Re: Women !!!!! by Goldieluks: 8:49pm On Dec 10, 2012 |
Joke section >>>> |
Re: Women !!!!! by Nobody: 9:30pm On Dec 10, 2012 |
Goldieluks: Joke section >>>> sharrap |
Re: Women !!!!! by 190: 1:41am On Dec 11, 2012 |
lrguru: |
Re: Women !!!!! by Mynd44: 1:50am On Dec 11, 2012 |
Move to the nonsense section please |
Re: Women !!!!! by Nobody: 10:40am On Dec 11, 2012 |
Mynd_44: Move to the nonsense section please This aint nonsense dude, I just put masef @ d lady's position and i felt her anger!!! Very funny, berra in d joke section though |
Re: Women !!!!! by Goldieluks: 10:43am On Dec 11, 2012 |
lrguru: Nansense!! |
Re: Women !!!!! by Nobody: 12:25pm On Dec 11, 2012 |
Goldieluks: |
Re: Women !!!!! by dmcdad: 1:13pm On Dec 11, 2012 |
nikkyshyne: Lol. You can't but love us stillNot becuz we wish to, buh becuz there ain't an alternative... Lol |
Re: Women !!!!! by Nobody: 1:47pm On Dec 11, 2012 |
A bad driver is a bad driver |
Re: Women !!!!! by Mynd44: 5:22am On Dec 12, 2012 |
donroxy:See? It is crap |
Re: Women !!!!! by Mynd44: 5:23am On Dec 12, 2012 |
mondi_cheeks: A bad driver is a bad driverHello |
Re: Women !!!!! by DollyParton1(f): 1:13pm On Dec 20, 2012 |
lol... Its the maternal instinct in us jor.. |
Re: Women !!!!! by Goldieluks: 1:23pm On Dec 20, 2012 |
lrguru: |
Re: Women !!!!! by Nobody: 3:51pm On Dec 20, 2012 |
Goldieluks: |
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