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The "other Milk": by seunspice(m): 10:42am On Feb 15, 2008
The not necessarily well-prepared student sat in his life science classroom staring at a question on the final exam paper. The question directed: "Give four advantages of breast milk."

What to write? He sighed, and began to scribble whatever came into his head, hoping for the best:

1. No need to boil.
2. Cats can't steal it.
3. Available whenever necessary.

Ummm, So far so good , maybe,

But the exam demanded a four-part answer. Again, what to write? Once more, he sighed. He frowned. He scowled, then sighed again. But suddenly, he brightened. He grabbed his pen, and triumphantly, he scribbled his definitive answer:

4. Available in attractive containers.
Re: The "other Milk": by dequeen(f): 11:09am On Feb 15, 2008
is dat so grin grin grin
Re: The "other Milk": by kronkykay(m): 11:13am On Feb 15, 2008
very nice!

but i don't agree with the number 4.

not all containers are attractive, abi haven't you seen pimple on the chest before?
Re: The "other Milk": by ayusman16(m): 11:29am On Feb 15, 2008
@Donkeyjay
U no serious! but i feel u man grin
Re: The "other Milk": by kronkykay(m): 11:35am On Feb 15, 2008
@ anusman

nah man! u ain't feeling me if u can't say the name right.

K~R~O~N~K~Y~K~A~Y

that na the spelling.
Re: The "other Milk": by ayusman16(m): 11:39am On Feb 15, 2008
No vex now! Na the pronounciation i take spell am grin
Re: The "other Milk": by Lolabbey: 11:42am On Feb 15, 2008
available in attractv containers

goosh,am laffing my ass off grin grin
Re: The "other Milk": by seunspice(m): 11:55am On Feb 15, 2008
kronkykay:

very nice!

but i don't agree with the number 4.

not all containers are attractive, abi haven't you seen pimple on the chest before?

The guy said containers. There are containers and there are those that ain't containers. he was refering to them containers preferably doudle d variants. grin grin grin
Re: The "other Milk": by aristole(m): 12:17pm On Feb 15, 2008
But d containers get sizes and shapes sha. grin grin grin grin grin grin
Re: The "other Milk": by seunspice(m): 12:27pm On Feb 15, 2008
aristole:

But d containers get sizes and shapes sha. grin grin grin grin grin grin

Of course they have sizes and shapes, all kinds of sizes and shapes and i think you are in the best position to educate us on that. grin grin grin
Re: The "other Milk": by segunpc(m): 4:08pm On Feb 15, 2008
containers[b] smiley[/b] . i love containers grin
Re: The "other Milk": by segunpc(m): 4:09pm On Feb 15, 2008
but not deflated ones o
Re: The "other Milk": by loruz(f): 4:17pm On Feb 15, 2008
Deflated ones were once bouncy!
Cm to think of it,men too gets deflated after offloading!
Re: The "other Milk": by ThugLife1(m): 4:18pm On Feb 15, 2008
I Love Big containers
Re: The "other Milk": by seunspice(m): 5:42pm On Feb 15, 2008
There ain't nothing like a juicy, plump and cozy container. Your life would never remain the same when you have had a drink from one or two. grin grin grin
Re: The "other Milk": by Lolabbey: 5:46pm On Feb 15, 2008
hmmmm
Re: The "other Milk": by seunspice(m): 5:48pm On Feb 15, 2008
Lolabbey:

hmmmm
What do you mean by Hmmmm? agree or disagree?
Re: The "other Milk": by adekennis(m): 7:42am On Feb 18, 2008
container sucker kiss
Re: The "other Milk": by kronkykay(m): 8:04am On Feb 18, 2008
. . . . . . . . . . better than those that'll die down below.
Re: The "other Milk": by clemcykul(f): 8:10am On Feb 18, 2008
ha haha there is nothing like a container grin
Re: The "other Milk": by kronkykay(m): 8:18am On Feb 18, 2008
. . . . . .and wat do you call it?
Re: The "other Milk": by clemcykul(f): 12:18pm On Feb 18, 2008
i call it bosom grin it has the ability grin to make a dead come back 2 life grin

2 gbosas for bosom i beg grin
Re: The "other Milk": by Lolabbey: 12:21pm On Feb 18, 2008
gbosa gbosa gbosaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa grin
Re: The "other Milk": by seunspice(m): 12:31pm On Feb 18, 2008
Lolaaaaaaaaaaaaa.
Gbosa for you too o
Re: The "other Milk": by clemcykul(f): 12:38pm On Feb 18, 2008
keep gbosaring for bosom grin
Re: The "other Milk": by Lolabbey: 12:39pm On Feb 18, 2008
gbosaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa grin grin grin
Re: The "other Milk": by clemcykul(f): 1:34pm On Feb 18, 2008
lmao lola grin
Re: The "other Milk": by folly69(m): 2:02pm On Feb 18, 2008
a beg nottin like natural milk container more gbosa 4 de thing.gbosa gbosa gbosa gbosaaaaaaaaaaa grin
Re: The "other Milk": by clemcykul(f): 2:57pm On Feb 18, 2008
keep gbosaring for bosom the thing worth am grin
Re: The "other Milk": by seunspice(m): 5:25pm On Feb 18, 2008
gbosarious gbosaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
Re: The "other Milk": by folly69(m): 5:42pm On Feb 18, 2008
*singing* i love dat bosom (3rice) its a bosom call. grin kiss
Re: The "other Milk": by Lolabbey: 5:57pm On Feb 18, 2008
all d ladies wth bosom,

come outside lets see yaa grin grin

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