G.E.Jonathan met with the Queen of England. He
asked her, "Your Majesty, how do you run such
an efficient government? Are there... any tips
you can give to me? I want to help Nigeria"
"Well," said the Queen, "the most important
thing is to surround yourself with intelligent
people." Jonathan frowned, and then asked, "But
how do I know the people around me are really
intelligent?" The Queen took a sip off her cup
of tea. "Oh, that's easy; you just ask them to
answer an intelligent riddle." The Queen pushed
a button on her intercom. "Please ... send Tony
Blair in here, would you?" Tony Blair walked into
the room and said, "Yes, Your Majesty?" The
Queen smiled and said, "Answer me this please.
Tony, your mother and father have a child. It is
not your brother and it is not your sister. Who
is it?" Without pausing for a moment, Tony Blair
answered, "That would be me." "Yes! Very good,"
said the Queen. Jonathan went back home to ask
N. Sambo, his vice presidential choice the same
question. "Sambo, answer this for me.
Yourmother and your father have a child. It's
not your brother and it's not your sister. Who is
it?" "I'm not sure,8-|" said Sambo. "Let me get
back to you on that one..." He went to his
advisors and asked every one, but none could
give him an answer. Finally, one night, he ran into
Dora Akunyili #:s. Sambo asked, “Dora, can you
answer this for me? Your mother and father
have a child and it's not your brother or your
sister. Who is it?" Dora answered sharply,
"That's easy, it's me! /" Sambo smiled, and
said,"Thanks!" Then, he went back to speak with
Jonathan. "Sir,I did some research and I have
the answer to that riddle. It's Dora Akunyili!
=D" Jonathan got up angrily,frownin ghe said to
Sambo. No wonder Nigeria isn't moving
forward, I don't have intelligent people around
me. !You Dummy! The answer is Tony Blair!
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