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Cold Night by oloriooko(m): 4:45pm On Feb 15, 2008
The salesman stopped at a farmhouse once evening to ask for room and board for the night.
The farmer told him there was no vacant room. “I could let you sleep with my daughter,” the farmer said, “if you promise not to bother her.”
The salesman agreed. After a hearty supper, he was led to the room. He undressed in the dark, slipped into bed and felt the farmer’s daughter at his side.
The next morning he asked for his bill. “It’ll be just ^2,000.00, since you had to share the bed,” the farmer said.
“Your daughter was very cold,” the salesman said.
“Yes, I know,” said the farmer. “We’re going to bury her today.”
Re: Cold Night by ayusman16(m): 4:47pm On Feb 15, 2008
u better delete this fast before them bombard u angry
Re: Cold Night by ThugLife1(m): 4:49pm On Feb 15, 2008
lol
I no understand ooooooooooo
Re: Cold Night by ayusman16(m): 4:51pm On Feb 15, 2008
Oloriobo, oya make u translate to pidgin so dat Agberolife go understand angry
Re: Cold Night by kolaoloye(m): 4:56pm On Feb 15, 2008
@ayusman,
when did you become an adviser to piraters and zeroxers?
@poster,
as 4 you, i reserved my comment.
Re: Cold Night by ThugLife1(m): 4:57pm On Feb 15, 2008
oloriobo cheesy cheesy Vs Anusman cheesy cheesy

You have found a date Anus
Re: Cold Night by Lolabbey: 4:57pm On Feb 15, 2008
hahahhh cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy

what a couple
Re: Cold Night by ayusman16(m): 5:02pm On Feb 15, 2008
@kola oloye
Pirater?hmmm! ur English teacher die when u start school?
Re: Cold Night by kolaoloye(m): 5:07pm On Feb 15, 2008
@ayusman,
I WAS FIRING HIM OUT OF ANNOYANCE, YOU JUST PUT ON YOUR BULLET PROOF
Re: Cold Night by Lolabbey: 5:08pm On Feb 15, 2008
hmmm
Re: Cold Night by ThugLife1(m): 5:25pm On Feb 15, 2008
embarassed embarassed

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