FROM
: National Association of Boyfriends (NABs)
TO: National Association of Girlfriends
(NAGs)
CC: Federal Ministry of Women Affairs
BCC: Senate Committee on Conflict
Resolution
CHANGE IN XMAS REQUEST
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This is to bring to the notice of the public
our concerns and conclusion on this Xmas
period.
~ How can a girl send you boxers & expect
a BB?
~ A tie & expect Brazilian hair?
~ Singlet & expect iPad 2?
~ Cufflinks & expect iPhone4?
Or nothing at all & expect an expensive
dinner at Chinese Restaurant?
Yet we preach gender equality.
Well, the National Association of
Boyfriends (NABs) has concluded it should
be trade by barter this Xmas Season.
~ Singlet should be exchanged with a Bra.
~ If she gives you roll-on, buy her "Miss
Paris".
~ She gives you cufflinks, give her rubber
band to tie her natural hair.
~ If she shows up at your door empty
handed, put NTA or AIT for her to watch.
Don't let her watch your subscribed cable
(no free thing).
~ If she asks for an expensive dinner, take
her to an expensive night vigil. MFM or
CAC to be precise.
~ She gives you a flower, you give her
igneous rock from Olumo (all na nature).
The above is currently our exchange rate
for the Xmas.
NATIONAL SECRETARIAT

my gay promised me HOT KISS 4 xmas , so as a correct guy i don alredy buy am brazilian hair wen she g use 4 xmas i dey wait 4 mony 2 take buy her ipad 2 4 newyear