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| A Very Simple Question You Can't Answer About Yourself. by bayour02(m): 3:17pm On Dec 15, 2012 |
Jonathan met wit d Queen of England. He asked her, "how do u run such an efficient govt? Are there any tips u can give to me? I want to help Nigeria" "well, said the Queen, the most important thing is to surround yourself with intelligent people."Jonathan frowned, and then asked,"But how do i know the people around me are really intelligent?" The Queen replied; Oh, that's easy; you just ask them to answer an intelligent riddle. The Queen pushed a button on her intercom." Please send David Cameron in here, would you?" David Cameron walked into the room and said,"Yes, your majesty?" The Queen smiled and said,"Answer me this please. David, your mother and father have a child, it is not your brother and it is not your sister. Who is it? "without pausing for a minute David Cameron answered,"that would be me." Yes, very good,"said the Queen. Jonathan went back home to ask his Vice President Sambo, answer this for me, your mother and your father have a child, it's not your brother and it's not your sister, who is it?" I'm not sure said Sambo." Let me get back to you. He asked all his staff in the Office but none could give him an answer. Finally, one day, VP Sambo ran into Dora Akunyili. Sambo asked," Dora, Your mother and father have a child and it's not your brother or sister,who is it?" Dora answered sharply,"That's easy, its me! Sambo then rush back to d president and said delightly 'sir i now know the answer to your question its Dora Akunyili... the president was so angry and said ' you fool, am surrounded by nonentity, no wonder Nigeria is not moving foward, the right answer is David Cameron!!!!!!!!!! . . . Don't ignore because i know u yourself can not answer.  |
| Re: A Very Simple Question You Can't Answer About Yourself. by ITbomb(m): 4:24pm On Dec 15, 2012 |
I hereby recommend u for a ban |
| Re: A Very Simple Question You Can't Answer About Yourself. by bayour02(m): 4:34pm On Dec 15, 2012 |
ITbomb: I hereby recommend u for a ban  ITbomb: I hereby recommend u for a banc if i cash u eh!!! |
| Re: A Very Simple Question You Can't Answer About Yourself. by Davluck(m): 6:32pm On Dec 15, 2012 |
?.. 1 Like
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| Re: A Very Simple Question You Can't Answer About Yourself. by bashydemy(m): 6:36pm On Dec 15, 2012 |
WHat rubbish thread is this |
| Re: A Very Simple Question You Can't Answer About Yourself. by bayour02(m): 8:11pm On Dec 15, 2012 |
 bashy_demy: WHat rubbish thread is thisii sure say ur teeth big pass this |
| Re: A Very Simple Question You Can't Answer About Yourself. by RexioKlasik(m): 8:32pm On Dec 15, 2012 |
Wat is happening....... Dis section is nw a place wer anybody jx cumz in and drop crap.....Ben wer r u......r u seeing dis  |
| Re: A Very Simple Question You Can't Answer About Yourself. by bayour02(m): 9:36pm On Dec 15, 2012 |
RexioKlasik: Wat is happening....... [quote author=RexioKlasik]Wat is happening......y u no comot am yourself na ¿ |
| Re: A Very Simple Question You Can't Answer About Yourself. by GentleNaaz(m): 10:14pm On Dec 15, 2012 |
OP, u hv bn bannd 4m coming 2 joke section for 7 years |
| Re: A Very Simple Question You Can't Answer About Yourself. by bayour02(m): 6:54am On Dec 16, 2012 |
Gentle Naaz: OP, u hv bn bannd 4m coming 2 joke section for 7 yearswatin happen now, se rape ni abi rub bank |
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