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Smoke by israel007: 9:54am On Dec 17, 2012 |
Lady: Do you smoke? Guy: Yes I do. Lady: How many packs a day? Guy: 3 packs. Lady: How much per pack? Guy: $10.00 per pack. Lady: And how long have you been smoking? Guy: 15 years Lady: So 1 pack is $10.00 and you have been smoking 3 packs a day which puts your spending per month at $900. In 1 year, it would have been $10,800. Correct? Guy: Correct. Lady: If 1 year you spend $10,800, not accounting for inflation, the past 15 years puts your spending total at $162,000. Correct? Guy: Correct. Lady: Do you know if you hadn't smoked, that money could have been put in a step-up interest savings account and after accounting for compound interest for the past 15 years, you could have by now bought a Ferrari? Guy: Oh. Do you smoke? Lady: No. Guy: Then where's your f*cking Ferrari? 1 Like |
Re: Smoke by jhydebaba(m): 10:14am On Dec 17, 2012 |
Dats why Yoruba man say money wey u go take build house u no fit take am drink beer. |
Re: Smoke by israel007: 10:40am On Dec 17, 2012 |
na soooo |
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