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Re: Funny Phrases Used In Nigerian Newspapers by ivili(m): 3:51pm On Dec 20, 2012 |
JONATHAN WOOES OKONJO IWEALA,SAMSON SIASIA EYES EAGLE JOB |
Re: Funny Phrases Used In Nigerian Newspapers by nagoma(m): 3:51pm On Dec 20, 2012 |
omojesu123: I hate islam Hate is your trademark and you will roast in hell! 5 Likes |
Re: Funny Phrases Used In Nigerian Newspapers by aribisala0(m): 3:53pm On Dec 20, 2012 |
Ribadu dares Jonathan |
Re: Funny Phrases Used In Nigerian Newspapers by FlamingGun: 3:53pm On Dec 20, 2012 |
"... dastardly act...." |
Re: Funny Phrases Used In Nigerian Newspapers by greatdave(m): 3:53pm On Dec 20, 2012 |
BokoHARAM strikes again!...Farouk and Otedola ENTANGLED in a bribery scandal....GEJ remains clueless 1 Like |
Re: Funny Phrases Used In Nigerian Newspapers by shadrach77: 3:54pm On Dec 20, 2012 |
obasanjo blasts tinubu Nigerians groan under economic hardship |
Re: Funny Phrases Used In Nigerian Newspapers by Koolking(m): 3:54pm On Dec 20, 2012 |
PDP debunk playing Amala politics |
Re: Funny Phrases Used In Nigerian Newspapers by veraponpo(m): 3:54pm On Dec 20, 2012 |
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Re: Funny Phrases Used In Nigerian Newspapers by ivili(m): 3:56pm On Dec 20, 2012 |
Koolking: PDP debunk playing Amala politics |
Re: Funny Phrases Used In Nigerian Newspapers by FlamingGun: 3:57pm On Dec 20, 2012 |
[AAA] Condoles with [BBB] |
Re: Funny Phrases Used In Nigerian Newspapers by aribisala0(m): 3:58pm On Dec 20, 2012 |
FXKing2012: Firstly you are boring. Peerlessly so. Secondly there is a time to speak and a time to be silent a wise man knows when to be silent and so even if you are correct you would have been wise to be silent. The most irritating thing is YOU ARE WRONG and I will gladly demonstrate that to you IF YOU CREATE ANOTHER THREAD. Meanwhile we are having fun!! 5 Likes |
Re: Funny Phrases Used In Nigerian Newspapers by ivili(m): 3:58pm On Dec 20, 2012 |
PDP HAVE GOT TO KNOW WHAT AN AMALA PILITICS IS BEFORE THEY DECIDED TO DEBUNK IT Koolking: PDP debunk playing Amala politics |
Re: Funny Phrases Used In Nigerian Newspapers by shadrach77: 3:58pm On Dec 20, 2012 |
Aki, the pint-sized actor, is set to wed |
Re: Funny Phrases Used In Nigerian Newspapers by pendusky(m): 3:58pm On Dec 20, 2012 |
jhydebaba: What is a phraseNairaland newbie! We hail thee |
Re: Funny Phrases Used In Nigerian Newspapers by visionbiafra: 3:59pm On Dec 20, 2012 |
Osaze declares war on Liberia |
Re: Funny Phrases Used In Nigerian Newspapers by Sike(m): 3:59pm On Dec 20, 2012 |
omojesu123: I hate islamWHAT HAPPENED TO YOUR BRAIN?! |
Re: Funny Phrases Used In Nigerian Newspapers by aribisala0(m): 4:00pm On Dec 20, 2012 |
aribisala0: ARIBISALA0 SLAMS FXKing2012: 3 Likes |
Re: Funny Phrases Used In Nigerian Newspapers by naptu2: 4:00pm On Dec 20, 2012 |
Once I was watching a football match and the commentator said, "Rashidi Yekini with the ball. He floats a grounder. . . And it's a goal!" How do you float a grounder? Seasonal cliches that I love. (Aftermath of June 12 1993). The political impasse (Just after May 29th 1999) This nascent democracy (Pr-2003) The elusive African cup. (2001-2007) The banana peel in the senate. 1 Like |
Re: Funny Phrases Used In Nigerian Newspapers by aryzgreat: 4:02pm On Dec 20, 2012 |
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Re: Funny Phrases Used In Nigerian Newspapers by shadrach77: 4:03pm On Dec 20, 2012 |
Soyinka bemoans state of Nigerian roads The woes that have bedeviled the nation |
Re: Funny Phrases Used In Nigerian Newspapers by aribisala0(m): 4:04pm On Dec 20, 2012 |
Yar'Adua's absence heats the polity 1 Like |
Re: Funny Phrases Used In Nigerian Newspapers by FXKing2012(m): 4:05pm On Dec 20, 2012 |
aribisala0: u know u dont wanna do that |
Re: Funny Phrases Used In Nigerian Newspapers by aribisala0(m): 4:08pm On Dec 20, 2012 |
FXKing2012:I already did baby boy . Did you doze off or something |
Re: Funny Phrases Used In Nigerian Newspapers by ITbomb(m): 4:10pm On Dec 20, 2012 |
unconfirm report . . . 2 Likes |
Re: Funny Phrases Used In Nigerian Newspapers by Nobody: 4:13pm On Dec 20, 2012 |
The match ended in a goaless draw. |
Re: Funny Phrases Used In Nigerian Newspapers by kcjazz(m): 4:16pm On Dec 20, 2012 |
PSquare/Lagbaja/Obey/Pasuma thrills fans in Ibadan Bus collides with trailer killing 20 (always a round figure). Suvivor- Our driver was drunk Fire guts down Ijebu market FG approves 4th mainland bridge/2nd Niger bridge. Work to begin next year PHCN hits 4 MW We will crush Boko Haram- FG 1 Like |
Re: Funny Phrases Used In Nigerian Newspapers by topmostg: 4:17pm On Dec 20, 2012 |
omojesu123: I hate islamthen hug the nearest transformer. Silly Bi...tch;-D;-D;-D |
Re: Funny Phrases Used In Nigerian Newspapers by symbianDON(m): 4:21pm On Dec 20, 2012 |
eagles wage war on bafana bafana senate on fire over state creation militants seal abuja-lokoja road over non-payment of allowances cbn governor blows hot man in soup over N5 pure water pdp lauds presidency kanu stings harambe bees: crashes in 5 goals faces of dare-devil robbers |
Re: Funny Phrases Used In Nigerian Newspapers by slimur(m): 4:21pm On Dec 20, 2012 |
FXKing2012: Clap for ursef..... U haff tried.. |
Re: Funny Phrases Used In Nigerian Newspapers by naptu2: 4:21pm On Dec 20, 2012 |
Now I must pay tribute to the master. I think that there was a time when all Nigerian football commentators were trying to imitate the late great Ernest Okonkwo. His phrases became clichés. The only problem was that the people who used them did not know what they meant (which is why they could "float a grounder". "Uwem Bassey is on the ball. He beats Christian Chuckwu, beats Christian Madu. He has beaten two "Christians", he must be a Muslim". - Ernest Okonkwo Mehalla of Egypt vs Rangers of Nigeria. The Egyptians played their home leg on artificial turf, which the Nigerians were not used to. The Nigerians played their home game at 12pm at the height of the Enugu heat (the Egyptians were not used to such heat. They also wore black which compounded their problems). When Rangers won, Ernest Okonkwo said "Mehalla saw wahala". I was walking through my house. The radio was on. I heard Ernest Okonkwo say "Ademola Adesina and his intercontinental ballistic missile!" That stopped me in my tracks. Ernest Okonkwo nicknamed most of the players in the Green/Super Eagles, including: Chairman Christian Chukwu Mathematical Segun Odegbami Blockbuster Allosius Atuegbu Gangling Rashidi Yekini Dean of Defence Yisa Sofoluwe Etc. 6 Likes |
Re: Funny Phrases Used In Nigerian Newspapers by salam001(m): 4:22pm On Dec 20, 2012 |
Area boy lodges into jail |
Re: Funny Phrases Used In Nigerian Newspapers by Paulipopor: 4:28pm On Dec 20, 2012 |
alaroye - ''adewale gan mono, iyawo re takiti'' pm news - ''woman gives birth to snake, Husband flees''(b4 nko) ''a family of fours dies eating beans'' ''N11billion missing in treasury, senate to set up committee'' 1 Like |
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