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Re: How To Quit A Relationship With Ease by OMITAF: 3:02pm On Dec 19, 2012
sucess001: What about just telling the person you have Aids or that you bedwet? saves you the stress of all those listed formulae jo! grin cheesy wink
grin
Re: How To Quit A Relationship With Ease by happynwa(f): 4:04pm On Dec 19, 2012
Dat is d best nd easy way to breakup as to not ve any guilt that is if u ve any conscience
Re: How To Quit A Relationship With Ease by nollywood20: 4:25pm On Dec 19, 2012
[size=18pt]Good and well written advice.
But for Nigerian girls and women, it is easier said than done.[/size]

My bro does it best.
Once he ends a relationship, he deletes all contact details.
He ended a relationship with his live in lover on January 1, 1999 and he has never communicated with her till date and even when she sent her number to him through his younger brother, he did not call.

[size=18pt]But in most cases, ex girlfriends always look for ways of returning for favours, flings and even to snatch back the guys. Example is Rihanna.[/size]

An ex-girlfriend after traditional marriage wants to return.
Another ex-girlfriend who is married is always flirting with the guy.
Another ex-girlfriend who is engaged still prefers the exciting life of the guy, because her husband is boring.
Another ex-girlfriend even hisses whenever she sees the guy with another girl and was even stalking him.
The list is endless.
Some guys are just too hot to be ignored.
Ex-girlfriends often feel miserable when they see you dating or married to a prettier and sexier woman that makes them to look small. grin

[size=18pt]Ex-girlfriends in Nigeria don't have the heart to make a clean break.
Their ex-boyfriends can even sleep with them if they persuade them. [/size]

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Re: How To Quit A Relationship With Ease by seanet01: 4:42pm On Dec 19, 2012
blink182: Bla bla bla, break up na break up.
I wonder o, naija girls and their antics, they are not sure of the future and don;t seem to appreciate the present
if you want to leave, leave, only a Fool will beg especially if its because of what we all know
KUDI
Re: How To Quit A Relationship With Ease by seanet01: 4:43pm On Dec 19, 2012
nollywood20: [size=18pt]Good and well written advice.
But for Nigerian girls and women, it is easier said than done.[/size]

My bro does it best.
Once he ends a relationship, he deletes all contact details.
He ended a relationship with his live in lover on January 1, 1999 and he has never communicated with her till date and even when she sent her number to him through his younger brother, he did not call.

[size=18pt]But in most cases, ex girlfriends always look for ways of returning for favours, flings and even to snatch back the guys. Example is Rihanna.[/size]

An ex-girlfriend after traditional marriage wants to return.
Another ex-girlfriend who is married is always flirting with the guy.
Another ex-girlfriend who is engaged still prefers the exciting life of the guy, because her husband is boring.
Another ex-girlfriend even hisses whenever she sees the guy with another girl and was even stalking him.
The list is endless.
Some guys are just too hot to be ignored.
Ex-girlfriends often feel miserable when they see you dating or married to a prettier and sexier woman that makes them to look small. grin

[size=18pt]Ex-girlfriends in Nigeria don't have the heart to make a clean break.
Their ex-boyfriends can even sleep with them if they persuade them. [/size]
GBAM!!!
Re: How To Quit A Relationship With Ease by vanstanzy(m): 4:47pm On Dec 19, 2012
dabrake: Too much story. Tell her you just lost your job. It will work anytime

ITS SURE TO WORK LIKE MAGIC. TRUST OUR NAIJA GIRLS, THEY'LL QUICKLY BRAND U AN NFA (NO FUTURE AMBITION) AND WALK ON.

MONEY WORKS ON MOST OF OUR GIRLS LIKE THE EFFECT OF HONEY ON BEES.
Re: How To Quit A Relationship With Ease by vanstanzy(m): 4:50pm On Dec 19, 2012
nollywood20: [size=18pt]Good and well written advice.
But for Nigerian girls and women, it is easier said than done.[/size]

My bro does it best.
Once he ends a relationship, he deletes all contact details.
He ended a relationship with his live in lover on January 1, 1999 and he has never communicated with her till date and even when she sent her number to him through his younger brother, he did not call.

[size=18pt]But in most cases, ex girlfriends always look for ways of returning for favours, flings and even to snatch back the guys. Example is Rihanna.[/size]

An ex-girlfriend after traditional marriage wants to return.
Another ex-girlfriend who is married is always flirting with the guy.
Another ex-girlfriend who is engaged still prefers the exciting life of the guy, because her husband is boring.
Another ex-girlfriend even hisses whenever she sees the guy with another girl and was even stalking him.
The list is endless.
Some guys are just too hot to be ignored.
Ex-girlfriends often feel miserable when they see you dating or married to a prettier and sexier woman that makes them to look small. grin

[size=18pt]Ex-girlfriends in Nigeria don't have the heart to make a clean break.
Their ex-boyfriends can even sleep with them if they persuade them. [/size]

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Re: How To Quit A Relationship With Ease by channel190(m): 6:21pm On Dec 19, 2012
*enters with a recharge card box* buy ur mtn transfer here
Re: How To Quit A Relationship With Ease by Lynix: 6:27pm On Dec 19, 2012
Mynd_44: How about you send the person an e-mail saying you are no longer interested and not call the person anymore? If the person calls you, answer it and tell him/her not to again cos you don't think it is appropiate and get on with your life
*slaps*
Re: How To Quit A Relationship With Ease by dabrake(m): 9:12pm On Dec 19, 2012
gwas:
Not on some ladies. What if she tell you "we will both wether the storm"?
if I hear
Re: How To Quit A Relationship With Ease by benbrains(m): 10:36pm On Dec 19, 2012
@op, Great piece...




U̶̲̥̅̊ should hv just posted dis piece, perhaps a week before Feb 14, 2013.
Re: How To Quit A Relationship With Ease by phemmy88(m): 11:32pm On Dec 19, 2012
nollywood20: [size=18pt]Good and well written advice.
But for Nigerian girls and women, it is easier said than done.[/size]

My bro does it best.
Once he ends a relationship, he deletes all contact details.
He ended a relationship with his live in lover on January 1, 1999 and he has never communicated with her till date and even when she sent her number to him through his younger brother, he did not call.

[size=18pt]But in most cases, ex girlfriends always look for ways of returning for favours, flings and even to snatch back the guys. Example is Rihanna.[/size]

An ex-girlfriend after traditional marriage wants to return.
Another ex-girlfriend who is married is always flirting with the guy.
Another ex-girlfriend who is engaged still prefers the exciting life of the guy, because her husband is boring.
Another ex-girlfriend even hisses whenever she sees the guy with another girl and was even stalking him.
The list is endless.
Some guys are just too hot to be ignored.
Ex-girlfriends often feel miserable when they see you dating or married to a prettier and sexier woman that makes them to look small. grin

[size=18pt]Ex-girlfriends in Nigeria don't have the heart to make a clean break.
Their ex-boyfriends can even sleep with them if they persuade them. [/size]







d life of a typical lady .......and btw.....i still screw all my Ex's till date.........even if dey r engaged

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