- Akpors:
My grlfriend broke up with men sent me her pictures wid her new boyfrnd.
Eaxy: really 2bad!What did u do? Akpors: I sent it 2 her dad
- Teacher:- All Idiots stand up, Only Akpors Stood up.
Teacher:- So you are an Idiot? Akpors :- No Ma, I Justcan't bear you Standing upAlone
- Akpors pours Honey on hisEyes before he Sleeps so he can have Sweet Dream
- TEACHER: If a person from Nigeria is a Nigerian, then what's a person from Holland called?.. AKPROS : Hollandia
- A girl singing in Bus.
Akpors: Why cant you sing inradio.
GirL: Am i singing that good. Akpors: I mean, we can at least put off the radio.
- TEACHER: Akpors, ur composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as you rbrother's. Did u copy his ? Akpors: No, teacher, it's the same dog !
- Teacher: complete dis proverb -The downfall of a man;
Akpors: if he's not blind, thenhe needs eye glasses
- Teacher: Akpos,if your father earned $100,000 and gave half of it to your mother, what would she have?
Akpors: A heart attack