I believe in the pink unicorn.
I believe he created and came to this world to make me all bubbly and happy.
I believe he has sent tiny, cute fairies to guide and protect me.
I believe there are evil pirates with wooden legs and bloody parrots that wish to harm me.
I believe when I die I will go to a rainbow coloured paradise full of candy.

Please my fellow theists, what makes my belief any less sensible than yours?

Your God is FAKE

I believe in the Almighty CASSAVA STICK

#TEAM GARRI

I belive the two posters above me are stupid

I biliv in my d/ick .my dick is my god. It cannot die or be crucified like other peoples god

:looking down at my dick and proclaimed: lord I worship u cuz uve neva failed me

Dipwater: I biliv in my d/ick .my dick is my god. It cannot die or be crucified like other peoples god

:looking down at my dick and proclaimed: lord I worship u cuz uve neva failed me

Your god is fake!


Your God will be persecuted soon without Viagra!

mumumugu: I belive the two posters above me are stupid

see who's talking.
please answer the question mumu or forever remain silent.

Logicboy03: Your God is FAKE

I believe in the Almighty CASSAVA STICK

#TEAM GARRI

I used to worship the almighty cassava stick, infact I grew him in my backyard when I was a kid.
but he used to punish my stomach with an unending fatigue. so now my almighty lord is rice who is even worshipped globally. that shows how superior he is.
TEAM RICE ROCKS.

inurmind:


I used to worship the almighty cassava stick, infact I grew him in my backyard when I was a kid.
but he used to punish my stomach with an unending fatigue. so now my almighty lord is rice who is even worshipped globally. that shows how superior he is.
TEAM RICE ROCKS.

TEAM GARRI!

inurmind: I believe in the pink unicorn.
I believe he created and came to this world to make me all bubbly and happy.
I believe he has sent tiny, cute fairies to guide and protect me.
I believe there are evil pirates with wooden legs, and bloody parrots that wish to harm me.
I believe when I die I will go to a rainbow coloured paradise full of candy.

Please my fellow theists, what makes my belief less sensible than yours?

very funny at best. Now on what writ do you base your belief? As your name has rightly said - just "inurmind".

Dipwater: I biliv in my d/ick .my dick is my god. It cannot die or be crucified like other peoples god

:looking down at my dick and proclaimed: lord I worship u cuz uve neva failed me

Every man worships his di.c.k.
but don't deceive yourself, it can be crucified, either by a fanatic or by an angry girlfriend.
but do not worry, if it is crucified it will surely resurrect, in the wombs of all those owerri girlfriends of yours.
in the words of our last lady "ojukwu might be dead but his manhood lives on".

hisblud: very funny at best. Now on what writ do you base your belief? As your name has rightly said - just "inurmind".

I actually decided to make use of that username because of your religion.

To your question though, well I have many official references. My main though is the ladybird series--my holybook. Here you will find written accounts of the history of peter pan, the princess and the frog etc.
There are also other books like the wizard of oz, the chronicles of narnia, the lord of the rings, books which were inspired by visions of the pink unicorn and his fairies.

inurmind:


Every man worships his di.c.k.
but don't deceive yourself, it can be crucified, either by a fanatic or by an angry girlfriend.
but do not worry, if it is crucified it will surely resurrect, in the wombs of all those owerri girlfriends of yours.
in the words of our last lady "ojukwu might be dead but his manhood lives on".

Lol. At. his manhood lives. On.

Well my d/ick is my lord and saviour ,it created me. So logic and inurmind back off guys or u will be foced to pay tithe to my d/ick with ur gfs .

Every morning i kneel and pray to my d. i. c. k saying "All praise to you who have all powers to save me from Hell that the xtian God designed"

inurmind: I believe in the pink unicorn.
I believe he created and came to this world to make me all bubbly and happy.
I believe he has sent tiny, cute fairies to guide and protect me.
I believe there are evil pirates with wooden legs, and bloody parrots that wish to harm me.
I believe when I die I will go to a rainbow coloured paradise full of candy.

Please my fellow theists, what makes my belief less sensible than yours?

On a serious note, could any theist actually answer this question?

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inurmind: I believe in the pink unicorn.
I believe he created and came to this world to make me all bubbly and happy.
I believe he has sent tiny, cute fairies to guide and protect me.
I believe there are evil pirates with wooden legs and bloody parrots that wish to harm me.
I believe when I die I will go to a rainbow coloured paradise full of candy.

Good for you but the thing is that the "pink unicorn" is actually a demon that causes confusion "in your mind". You are unknowingly serving satan.

Please my fellow theists, what makes my belief any less sensible than yours?

Oh, please, that's an easy one. You worship an animal (now tell me, is that sensible?)

Todaynatoday: Good for you but the thing is that the "pink unicorn" is actually a demon that causes confusion "in your mind". You are unknowingly serving satan.

what proof do u have that u call my god a demon? incase u do not know he personally told me that your god is the lord of confusion and is the master planner of evil. so I think u are the one worshipping the devil.

Todaynatoday: Oh, please, that's an easy one. You worship an animal (now tell me, is that sensible?)

the pink unicorn is not an animal but a spirit of divine kindness and love.
or have u ever seen a unicorn in a zoo before?

inurmind:
what proof do u have that u call my god a demon? incase u do not know he personally told me that your god is the lord of confusion and is the master planner of evil. so I think u are the one worshipping the devil.

you should know that these demons have had over 6000 years to study humans so they are pretty good at causing confusion. You are just a product of their confusion tactic(s).

the pink unicorn is not an animal but a spirit of divine kindness and love.
or have u ever seen a unicorn in a zoo before?

if your god has the attributes you claim, why doesn't that kindness and love reflect in you? You show no love (or kindness) when you spend your life trying to disprove God and to humiliate His worshippers. Why can't you live your life just like your god (the pink unicorn)? With love for everyone and kindness to everybody. Why don't you go about preaching love and kindness instead of disturbing honest worshippers of God? Your god should have taught you how to be more tolerant of other people's religion/beliefs(since he stands for love and kindness) except of course he doesn't exist.

@logicboy/inurmind/ooman

hope you guys havent lost it

babaearly: @logicboy/inurmind/ooman

hope you guys havent lost it

What? A heretic?


May you suffer the wrath of the almighty cassava stick!


May his angels Garius Maximus and EBAtasticus descend upon you

Logicboy03:



What? A heretic?


May you suffer the wrath of the almighty cassava stick!


May his angels Garius Maximus and EBAtasticus descend upon you

If God is a joke to you, does that mean that every other person must ascribe to your beliefs(disbelief)? Yes we understand that you doubt the existence of God because scientist have no experiment to prove He exists so can you just let it rest? Could you be so kind as to allow us worshippers of God to wallow in our ignorance and sheer stupidity for believing in someone that we cannot see? Hoping you can do that.

Todaynatoday: If God is a joke to you, does that mean that every other person must ascribe to your beliefs(disbelief)? Yes we understand that you doubt the existence of God because scientist have no experiment to prove He exists so can you just let it rest? Could you be so kind as to allow us worshippers of God to wallow in our ignorance and sheer stupidity for believing in someone that we cannot see? Hoping you can do that.

In your ignorance and sheer stupidity,

children are accused of witchcraft and beaten

Young girls slapped

Poor people are being robbed with tithe scams

unbelievers are being discriminated agianst


etc

Todaynatoday: you should know that these demons have had over 6000 years to study humans so they are pretty good at causing confusion. You are just a product of their confusion tactic(s).

but my god also says the same thing about your god and his angels, so how can we prove who's right?

Todaynatoday: if your god has the attributes you claim, why doesn't that kindness and love reflect in you? You show no love (or kindness) when you spend your life trying to disprove God and to humiliate His worshippers. Why can't you live your life just like your god(the pink unicorn)? With love for everyone and kindness to everybody. Why don't you go about preaching love and kindness instead of disturbing honest worshippers of God? Your god should have taught you how to be more tolerant of other people's religion/beliefs(since he stands for love and kindness) except of course he doesn't exist.

Wow! the funniest thing is that I should be asking you and your fellow theists every single question you have asked me.

Logicboy03:

In your ignorance and sheer stupidity,

children are accused of witchcraft and beaten

Young girls slapped

Poor people are being robbed with tithe scams

unbelievers are being discriminated agianst


etc

You are not angry at God but at His followers right? You should understand that there will always be bad eggs in religion because it is not perfect and not everybody has a clear understanding of it. Some people are just fanatics. On a side note, what are you doing (apart from your occassional ranting on nairaland) to change all the ills of religion?

Todaynatoday: You are not angry at God but at His followers right? You should understand that there will always be bad eggs in religion because it is not perfect and not everybody has a clear understanding of it. Some people are just fanatics. On a side note, what are you doing (apart from your occassional ranting on nairaland) to change all the ills of religion?

Helping poor peeps in africa by sending money and doing some charity work

inurmind:
but my god also says the same thing about your god and his angels, so how can we prove who's right?

what exactly does your god teach you? Because so far, your god hasn't been original; he has just been repeating everything my God says just so that he can deceive you my friend. My God says he's a demon and he repeats the exact same thing to you but this time putting himself as the person speaking the truth. Doesn't he have anything original to say? and please let him tell you something different this time around.

Wow! the funniest thing is that I should be asking you and your fellow theists every single question you have asked me.

I asked first so can I get your answer.

Logicboy03:


Helping poor peeps in africa by sending money and doing some charity work

That's commendable and i pray you don't get weary of doing that but the thing is that religion is not the cause (it might be a contributing factor) of poor peeps or homeless children in Africa so I don't see how charity work is helping in your fight against religion.

Todaynatoday: what exactly does your god teach you? Because so far, your god hasn't been original; he has just been repeating everything my God says just so that he can deceive you my friend. My God says he's a demon and he repeats the exact same thing to you but this time putting himself as the person speaking the truth. Doesn't he have anything original to say? and please let him tell you something different this time around.

I asked first so can I get your answer.

I'm sorry @today but I'll have to visit my kjv bib...oops, I meant my holybook to give you answers to your questions.

Todaynatoday: That's commendable and i pray you don't get weary of doing that but the thing is that religion is not the cause (it might be a contributing factor) of poor peeps or homeless children in Africa so I don't see how charity work is helping in your fight against religion.

you want me to die abi? Fight religion in Nigeria? So that Oyedepo can slap me?


Even in london I have almost ben stabbed twice for telling fellow young Nigerians that their bible has flaws in it

inurmind:


I'm sorry @today but I'll have to visit my kjv bib...oops, I meant my holybook to give you answers to your questions.

Even your pink unicorn holybook is a cheap rip-off of the Bible. You have just proven that your god is a lie thereby proving that your belief is not sensible.

Logicboy03:

In your ignorance and sheer stupidity,

children are accused of witchcraft and beaten

Young girls slapped

Poor people are being robbed with tithe scams

unbelievers are being discriminated agianst


etc

but what about you?blowing hotair?
are you in any shape better?
whats your plan to right the wrongs?

Logicboy03:



you want me to die abi? Fight religion in Nigeria? So that Oyedepo can slap me?


Even in london I have almost ben stabbed twice for telling fellow young Nigerians that their bible has flaws in it

my prophesy might come to pass after all