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Akporz Sunday Testimony by vin4ever(m): 9:48am On Dec 23, 2012
During testimony service on Sunday
Akpors stood up and said:
Make una join me in thanking and praising Baba GOD for His blessings αnd upliftment in my life.
I tell you guys its good to have the fear of God and be honest.
Last weekend as I was going home I came across a small bag and I opened it and behold what I found inside; 20,000 pounds!!!...
Fear first catch me, but I tookthe bag home and when I emptied it and found some documents, ID cards, ATM cards and some phone numbers.
One mind told me to call the numbers and the other told me to throw the documents away and use the money.
I made up my mind and called the numbers and lucky enough the owner picked up the call.
When I told him about the baghe told me he was the owner and told me everything that was inside the bag.
We had an appointment and met, I handed his bag back tohim and he gave me 2,000 pounds which I rejected and left.
Yesterday he called me and offered me a job worth 750k a month with Chevron, a 3 bedroom flat fully furnished and air conditioned, and a 2012 Toyota Camry.
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As I was smiling and testing the car I just woke up...
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