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Re: Pick-up Lines That Works For Ladies by Tingles(m): 8:59pm On Dec 24, 2012 |
Me: "Hey pretty, can I test my new pick-up line on you?" |
Re: Pick-up Lines That Works For Ladies by satmaniac(m): 9:09pm On Dec 24, 2012 |
Billyonaire: Life is a paradox, even when I threwaway my BB cos of eroticism, seductive chats and expensive distractions from ladies some guys actually are searching for ladies. One man's parody is another man's paradise.Guy go and pick your BB joor! u need lectures,cos u re attracting the wrong ladies(suffer head) E bi like say dem don chop ur money tire come collect ur BB join,me I still dey flex with my BB and my account dey full with them ladies money. So,u better enroll o! 1 Like |
Re: Pick-up Lines That Works For Ladies by enyice(m): 9:40pm On Dec 24, 2012 |
U'r as fine as nigeria's situation... |
Re: Pick-up Lines That Works For Ladies by Nobody: 9:46pm On Dec 24, 2012 |
Hi(extending my arm for a handshake)my name is so and so( reversed psychology cos she won't wanna look like a rude chic by not accepting a handshake with a sincere smile). Works all d time.Please note that timing is of the essence. U don't wanna do it when she's in front of you at the check out at shoprite about to pay for goods bought, u do it when she's at the shopping aisle, Check out what she wants to buys and offer your opinion(if she wants to get dove instead of Olay, tell her why the latter is better). This is why its important that you have a fast knowledge about all kinds of stuff. No intelligent, well bred woman wants to get wit a guy who no sabi jack x-real: |
Re: Pick-up Lines That Works For Ladies by ThoniaSlim(f): 10:00pm On Dec 24, 2012 |
What happened to walking up to her and striking an intellectual stimulating conversation? 1 Like |
Re: Pick-up Lines That Works For Ladies by jimjones: 10:04pm On Dec 24, 2012 |
huni_naija: If any dude steps to me with any pick up line, be rest assured he better pick up that line oo literally! I'll just make him look like a nonentity gold-digging ho!! |
Re: Pick-up Lines That Works For Ladies by jimjones: 10:30pm On Dec 24, 2012 |
generally speaking, women are the most unoriginal/inauthentic/superficial/fickle/dishonest of god's creation...but dem nor go ever hesitate to demand a guy be original, honest, serious(but shouldn't take himself too seriously), hardworking, with the ability to walk on water and that other horseshit. take a long farkin hike, you fat, ugly, greasy-assed biatches! respeck to few REAL superwomen out there getting things done. small time talkers, big deed doers. respeck!! 1 Like |
Re: Pick-up Lines That Works For Ladies by Sike(m): 10:31pm On Dec 24, 2012 |
Hey baby! how u doing today? |
Re: Pick-up Lines That Works For Ladies by Nobody: 11:44pm On Dec 24, 2012 |
"Hello" (with a light smile) i like you, i am.... (offering a handshake if her facials show she is responding to treatment) |
Re: Pick-up Lines That Works For Ladies by say4gunit(m): 11:52pm On Dec 24, 2012 |
homesteady: .the best pickup lines-U funny die! |
Re: Pick-up Lines That Works For Ladies by dejijohns(m): 1:55am On Dec 25, 2012 |
U ar d only cockroach in ma cupboard... Ur mess(fart) is ma perfume... Ur pant ma handkerchief... I luv U pass ma nokia C1... |
Re: Pick-up Lines That Works For Ladies by seuntola: 2:36am On Dec 25, 2012 |
zoedicus: My broda........ She is Frequent in my area oo |
Re: Pick-up Lines That Works For Ladies by seuntola: 2:50am On Dec 25, 2012 |
ThoniaSlim: What happened to walking up to her and striking an intellectual stimulating conversation? |
Re: Pick-up Lines That Works For Ladies by emmaebi: 3:16am On Dec 25, 2012 |
Baby i love u and i know u love me, waya baby talk ur own and be fast. |
Re: Pick-up Lines That Works For Ladies by coolzeal(m): 3:39am On Dec 25, 2012 |
sanb: Hahaha Lol...I tell you dude; you'll score zero in my book if that were your pick up lines with me.... I couldn't have said it anyway better than stepping down does it better. You will be eager to flock around me.. |
Re: Pick-up Lines That Works For Ladies by deebrain(m): 5:14am On Dec 25, 2012 |
Emmy9ite: Baby u are the bomb. Is ur father boko haram? Gbam |
Re: Pick-up Lines That Works For Ladies by denzel2009: 5:30am On Dec 25, 2012 |
Babayy your face looks similiar are you related to Tonto? |
Re: Pick-up Lines That Works For Ladies by Nobody: 5:45am On Dec 25, 2012 |
^^^ Tufiakwa 1 Like |
Re: Pick-up Lines That Works For Ladies by Nobody: 8:05am On Dec 25, 2012 |
Babe, u are the tomato in my tomato jos. You are the bread in my cassava bread. You are the calcium in my milk. You're d Maggi in my Onugbu soup. You are d hydrogen in my water. |
Re: Pick-up Lines That Works For Ladies by Caseless: 8:08am On Dec 25, 2012 |
k2039: Best pick up line.i can only like this once.. 1 Like |
Re: Pick-up Lines That Works For Ladies by Caseless: 8:09am On Dec 25, 2012 |
ogugua88: Pickup lines are lame in general (in my opinion), especially if you've heard them before. The "pickup lines" that works for me are honesty and genuineness. I cannot stand guys who try to be what they are not. Not only is it lame, but it's easily detectable and a huge turn off.sumtous! |
Re: Pick-up Lines That Works For Ladies by wolebaba(m): 8:27am On Dec 25, 2012 |
PasD: You're beautiful. Will you marry me?........I tried it once and the girl lafed! I now entered her wt rhymes I use this all d time and still never let me down... |
Re: Pick-up Lines That Works For Ladies by Zemhen1: 8:43am On Dec 25, 2012 |
Seriously I never plan ahead of time, I just wait for the perfect time to approach and I go with the flow and being frank it has never failed |
Re: Pick-up Lines That Works For Ladies by Nobody: 9:25am On Dec 25, 2012 |
uzobiz: Hey! Baby, your face looks so family. Are a negative of where?Pray u dont die a virgin |
Re: Pick-up Lines That Works For Ladies by RuuDie(m): 9:38am On Dec 25, 2012 |
ThoniaSlim: What happened to walking up to her and striking an intellectual stimulating conversation? I don't think "pick-up lines" are childish or un-necessary. . .the idea is not to make the person fall head over hills in that instant; it is generally a means to "break the ice" and perhaps initiate that intellectual stimulating conversation. A lot of ladies walk around with very frightening demeanor and sometimes it'd take way more than a mere "hello" or "hi" to crack that veneer! |
Re: Pick-up Lines That Works For Ladies by Nobody: 4:22pm On Dec 25, 2012 |
Haha Lol!!!For real? You’ll be surprised that some ladies wouldn’t and I for one, wouldn’t be swayed by that.... coolzeal: |
Re: Pick-up Lines That Works For Ladies by Jambsupport(f): 5:10pm On Dec 25, 2012 |
Tingles: Me: "Hey pretty, can I test my new pick-up line on you?"smh wtf |
Re: Pick-up Lines That Works For Ladies by otodeluxe(m): 5:46pm On Dec 25, 2012 |
Foxflames: Hi...how are you doing? With such lines u myt just end up ordinary friends |
Re: Pick-up Lines That Works For Ladies by Tingles(m): 12:50am On Dec 26, 2012 |
Jambsupport: smh wtf That is the motive, to elicit a reaction. |
Re: Pick-up Lines That Works For Ladies by coolzeal(m): 3:31am On Dec 26, 2012 |
sanb: Haha Lol!!!For real? You’ll be surprised that some ladies wouldn’t and I for one, wouldn’t be swayed by that.... Hmm... perhaps this is a public forum so i will understand if you don't wanna admit. Don't let me see you oooh lol.. |
Re: Pick-up Lines That Works For Ladies by Nobody: 5:12pm On Dec 26, 2012 |
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Re: Pick-up Lines That Works For Ladies by chikeorji123(m): 6:17pm On Dec 26, 2012 |
Winneygirl: Whether He is making an innocent enquiry or he's making moves on me, any guy that starts with.. May the good Lord never allow me meet a fellow like you in this world and next to come: b/c using 'my dear,my princess and some above mention lines are my favourites whoever l address it with really apprieciate it which means..is not shallow or scripted e.t.c as you tagged it.. |
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