My wife and I were watching
Who Wants To Be A Millionaire while we were in bed.

I turned to her and said,
'Do you want to have sex?'


'No!' she answered.

I then said, 'Is that your final answer?'

'Yes!' she replied.

Then I said,

'I'd like to phone a friend.'



That's the last thing I remember.


Darn woman, she has absolutely
NO sense of humor

the line u called was ringing only u were not awake to answer it