Breaking News!!!!!
Attacks have been reported in lagos, kaduna, inshort in
every part of the country against the confraternity of
aquatic and terrestrial animals, these attacks and
hostilities have become unbearable. infact, this studios
we be shut down at the end of this bulletin as attacks
are imminent. At the time of filing this report, the
mouthpiece of the confraternity had voluntarily
resigned d position. we hope to be back on air next
year. Tune in by Jan. 20th for fresh edition of the
bulletin. I remain Mr. Cock reporting for DAC (Domestic
Animals Confraternity). kukuruku!!!!