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Funny Weed Stories by ositadima1(m): 6:58pm On Dec 27, 2012 |
Hey, I will be posting some funny stories I chanced on while doing homwork. U can add up urs too. |
Re: Funny Weed Stories by ositadima1(m): 6:58pm On Dec 27, 2012 |
haha ok.. this was about a month ago, i owed my 2 friends badly case i was broke for awhile and they both smoked me up many times (i always repay them). so i bought an ounce of Orange crush umm bout 500 dollars. so my rents were gone for the day so i called them up and they came over my friend brought his 6 foot bong so we ripped the bong for about 30min then took 3 bowl hits each to the face.. by this time we were pretty blasted so we went to my corner store haha AS SOON as we walk in my friend1 says "I want ice cream soooooooooo badly!!" haha he yelled this so everyone turns with the look "wtf" we bought icecream a bag of chips and a large pizza. we finished all the food in like 30min haha then friend2 rolled 3 blunts we smoked those and we gone.. we couldnt smoke anymore or we would black out haha we went into my back woods and if you walk about half a mile we get to a rail trail we were walking on this for 2 hrs when my dad called hhaha uh oh and heres the convo me: hey dad whats up dad: nothin just calling to check in me: oh cool.. whats up? dad: haha just checking in sooo what you up to? me: nothin just looking at the rain coming from the ground dad: ...... what? me: dad im walking the dog i just told you.. dad: are you ok?? me: yes im fine im siting on the couch watching a movie Dad: Your high arnt you (here i relized what i just said so i needed a quick cover up soo) Me: No way!! are you High?!?! dad:.. what? me: I know your high dad! dont try to cover up dad: uhh no im not me: HA! i know you are! Dad: you are a strange kid... me: Dad.... im not high i just said that! uhh yeah im weird haha bye( and i hung up) After that my friends and i bust out laughing.. we ended up going back to the store buying more food ate it and passed out overall was an awesome night! Stay high! 1 Like |
Re: Funny Weed Stories by ositadima1(m): 6:59pm On Dec 27, 2012 |
hahaha |
Re: Funny Weed Stories by ositadima1(m): 7:36pm On Dec 27, 2012 |
Not really a story but hey..lol I went to go pick some smoke from the local dealer, Bur due to my mates car being to low we couldnt get over speed bumps! We thought puck it we'll walk up to his house which was a 5mins walk away from were we parked. As we were walkin back from "tony's" house my freind turned round to me and said imagine a sniffer dog walked past us now, We had a little giggle then carried on walking. Me as a typical chav started to examine the weed using someone's light in the drive. A few seconds later i turn round and my mates hiding behind a parked car signaling to me thats there 3 cop car's parked at the bottom of the hill. I decided to have a little look., As im looking down the hill looking shift as hell the front door of the garden im in opens..As i turn round to see the person in the door, little did i relaise that there was a raid in progress! First think that came into my head was hide. The police officer seen my mate and went over to talk to him, questioning him why he was hiding behind the cars. As the copper was talking to my mate i did a bit of SAS and sneaked into the garden next door. My mate had came up with a excuse saying that he's playing hide and seek which his 10 year old nephew ( my mate being 19 i didnt think it would work, but it did.lol) The police searched my mate just incase he had anything on him(which he didnt i did) But since he didnt have anything on him they send him on him way home. As the copper re-enters the house decided this was my change to make a break for the car, So i bolted off through bout 3 gardens and back into the car, Proper pooping my self at this stage, I meet my mate int he car so we just drove off as fast as we could.lol...First thing i did when i got back home..Rolled a nice big joint to carm my self down.lol Not really a story but just a close shave..:joint Im sorry for spelling btw i'm quite stoned... Happy Smoking..I hope some 1 else has some stories 1 Like |
Re: Funny Weed Stories by ositadima1(m): 11:04am On Dec 30, 2012 |
More stories |
Re: Funny Weed Stories by ositadima1(m): 11:04am On Dec 30, 2012 |
Once upon a time... oh wait, wrong story. Back in the mid 90s I was teaching at Ithaca College in NY. I had some great friends in NYC and every now and then I would go to the city for what we called WWW (women's wasted weekends) ...although it was never just women anyway, I had the bright idea to use a college car for the trip... you know, save wear and tear on my own car. So I checked out a car and drove to Manhattan and WWW commenced.... I think that was the weekend we invented the phrase "amoeba like state" because after all we imbibed that was what our state was. At the end of the weekend I couldn't find my suitcase thingy so I just stuffed everything into a garbage bag and threw it into the trunk of the car. Anyway..... I was driving home and was going through New Jersey, just outside Newark. I was tokin and driving, I love to drive and smoke, just buzzing along when what do you know.. New Jersey State Trooper flashing behind me. Talk about a buzz kill. So I pull over, wondering just how red my eyes are .... and by this time I am shaking all over. The copy gets out of his car and walks toward mine.... he is this huge (over six feet) black guy and when I see him in the rear view mirror all I can think is... OMG I am going to jail in Newark! And I am in the college's car! Shit, I'm gonng lose my job... damn damn damn... So he asks me for my license and registration... okay well the registration is in the glove box and he sees that the car belongs to the college. He asks if I work there, I try to look convincing as I nod yes. I am scrabbling all around the car (Just before I pulled over I put my pipe under the seat)...l ooking for my god damn license, can't find it anywhere. He waits patiently for a few minutes.... I am losing it more and more with each minute and where the hell is that damn license! I am sure he can smell the pot smoke lingering in the car even though I turned the fan on full blast. Finally I tell him I think my license must be in the trunk. He says okay get out and find it. So (this is after about 10 minutes of looking for it in the car)..... I open the trunk and he is right beside me and I swear he laughed when he saw my garbage bags full of stuff. So i'm pullling out clothes and throwing them aside.... looking in the pockets of all my pants for that damn license... and a little baggie falls out and lands on the ground.... I saw it fall out of the corner of my eye while I was searching through the clothes. All of a sudden the license isn't so much of an issue. He says... "is this yours?" And with my best innocent face ever (or so I thought) I say "oh no, that's not mine! I don't know HOW that got in here. You know I was in the city with friends all weekend going to bars and stuff and I just stuffed everything into these bags in a hurry and I must have picked that up by mistake." He looked and me and damn if he didn't smile. I guess he thought my story or my fear or the whole thing was pretty funny. And then he gave me one of those smiles like he thought I was sorta cute. I'm like "I'm so sorry please don't take me to jail." So he made me get back in the car and he went to his car (I never did find that damn license until I got home)... he was in his car for what seemed like an eternity. The whole time I'm just wondering who I'm gonna call to come and get me out of jail in New Jersey. Finally he comes back and hands me two tickets... one for speeding, one for not finding my license... a total of a few hundred bucks... and he tells me I was lucky this time and to drive the speed limit from now on. I took those tickets like they were a gift. Thank God I'm a girl... I think it's the only thing that saved me from jail that day. Oh yeah, I waited til I was back in New York State to light up again. |
Re: Funny Weed Stories by kay29000(m): 1:34pm On Dec 30, 2012 |
Hi? Why those your profile say u are 'male?' Whenu just said that u are a girl? And u said u bought cush for 500 dollars? Is weed that expensive in the states? |
Re: Funny Weed Stories by ositadima1(m): 1:53pm On Dec 30, 2012 |
kay29000: Hi? Why those your profile say u are 'male?' Whenu just said that u are a girl? Hey!!! they are not mine. I chanced on them and I felt I should share. |
Re: Funny Weed Stories by kay29000(m): 7:18pm On Dec 30, 2012 |
hmm! Okay. Why dont u get a username...its easy. |
Re: Funny Weed Stories by sholay2011(m): 11:26pm On Dec 30, 2012 |
Eh eh, orisiirisii ni nairaland. @OP your bad use of punctuation mark makes ur write up quite difficult to read. NB: pls dnt smoke weed when opening a thread...tnx. |
Re: Funny Weed Stories by ositadima1(m): 10:35am On Dec 31, 2012 |
^^^ Are u M.J racesist? |
Re: Funny Weed Stories by ositadima1(m): 4:41pm On Jan 01, 2013 |
best story i can remember was in highschool. we were tripping over at my friends house one weekend when his parents were out of town, so we were gone. My best friend blake (r.i.p.) has the tv on for some reason and sees where theres a fire. for some reason he thought the fire was coming lmao. He goes in the back yard and turns on the garden hose and starts spraying his lawn down expecting the fire. like dead serious. defending his property from the fire. the fire was like in Az or some shlt. he saw it on CNN and thought it was local lol.anyways it took a good 10 minutes of convincing for him to back away from the hose and come back in side. used to harrass him about that all the time. |
Re: Funny Weed Stories by ositadima1(m): 4:41pm On Jan 01, 2013 |
lmao |
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