Since you blatantly refused my warnings and opened this thread, Dont scroll down coz what you are about to see will surprise you.
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HELLO! I SAID DO NOT SCROLL DOWN

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HEY, DIDNT YOU HEAR ME

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WHY WONT YOU LISTEN, DON'T SCROLL DOWN!

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SMH. DONT SAY I DIDNT WARN YOU!

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FOR THE LAST TIME, STOP RIGHT THERE!

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WOW!You made it all the way here. Kudos!
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Hmmmm...na so your madness don reach?

Jan8: Hmmmm...na so my madness carry me reach?

sKeetz:

dis boy is mad, i swear

Jan8:
dis boy is mad, i swear

a mad man is always first to call sumone mad, _{did I call any names?, no, I didnt!}

sKeetz: a mad man is always first to call sumone mad, _{did I call any names?, no, I didnt!}

you are mad, whether you lyk it or not. And i am your special doctor, analyzing your problem...

Jan8:
you are mad, whether you lyk it or not. And i am your special doctor, analyzing your problem...

Nah, you are my Doctors prescription, 3 dose of you daily, morning, aftnoon, night

sKeetz: Nah, you are my Doctors prescription, 3 dose of you daily, morning, aftnoon, night

you want to die young ni...

Jan8:
you want to die young ni...

no, I want to be forever young with you

sKeetz: no, I want to die with you

you and who? If you die , no probs. Buh me wey never fly overseas, if i die *whistles*

Jan8:
you and who? If you die , no probs. Buh me wey never fly overseas, if i die *whistles*

no worry ya small head, if you die, you go fly go heaven or hell all follow for overseas

sKeetz: no worry ya small head, if you die, you go fly go heaven or hell all follow for overseas

you no good. Oya go read your book before dey deport you come 9ja where you go resume your hawking of pepper

Jan8:
you no good. Oya go read your book before dey deport you come 9ja where you go resume your hawking of pepper

na thix kind dream you dey wish for the father of your unborn kids, shooooo

sKeetz: na thix kind dream you dey wish for the father of your unborn kids, shooooo

tah! You and who?
When is the interview sef!

Jan8:
tah! You and who?
When is the interview sef!

me and you naaa, u don begin dey deny me after the Ugandan wig wey I buy 4 you ..............its next month, actual date has not been fixed

sKeetz: me and you naaa, u don begin dey deny me after the Ugandan wig wey I buy 4 you ..............its next month, actual date has not been fixed

me ah no dey wear wig so better shine dah your big eyes....you seem relaxed---cool

Jan8:
me ah no dey wear wig so better shine dah your big eyes....you seem relaxed---cool

okay, which one do you wear??weavon ....I dont seem relaxed, I am relaxed, dunno abt cool...bebe, u r intoxicating me with compliments, my head go burst soon

sKeetz:
okay, which one do you wear??weavon ....I dont seem relaxed, I am relaxed, dunno abt cool...bebe, u r intoxicating me with compliments, my head go burst soon

yu suppose know na-i do attach. Mtchew
i mean relaxed about the interview. Who wan compliment you?

Jan8:
yu suppose know na-i do attach. Mtchew
i mean relaxed about the interview. Who wan compliment you?

heyaaaaaaaaa , you just bust my bubbles.....well,I got it all planned out, trust me

sKeetz: heyaaaaaaaaa , you just bust my bubbles.....well,I got it all planned out, trust me

you got wat all planned out? Tell me

Jan8:
you got wat all planned out? Tell me

I'm taking my time........preparing for the worst but still praying for the best

sKeetz: I'm taking my time........preparing for the worst but still praying for the best

aw...he wants to propose

Jan8:
aw...he wants to propose

Our Jan8 has gone mad again!

sKeetz: Our Jan8 has gone mad again!

don't be shy, i won't reject you...(publicly)

Jan8:
don't be shy, i won't reject you...(publicly)

ARE YOU OK

sKeetz: ARE YOU OK

am off to bed

Va Va Voom!

sKeetz: Va Va Voom!

bye! Wen yu eventually go to bed, dream about me chasing yu wit a cutlass, k

Jan8:
bye! Wen yu eventually go to bed, dream about me chasing yu wit a cutlass, k

mad woman

sKeetz: mad woman

i learned from the best

Jan8:
i learned from the best

bad student ....go to bed joor, ur mates are alredi snoring

sKeetz: bad student ....go to bed joor, ur mates are alredi snoring

i learnt well nau...ok am going. Don't push me