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The Male Stages Of Life by kronkykay(m): 10:35am On Feb 21, 2008 |
AGE DRINK 17 beer 25 bourbon 35 vodka 48 double vodka 66 Maalox AGE SEDUCTION LINE 17 My parents are away for the weekend. 25 My girlfriend is away for the weekend. 35 My fiance is away for the weekend. 48 My wife is away for the weekend. 66 My second wife is dead. AGE FAVOURITE SPORT 17 sex 25 sex 35 sex 48 sex 66 napping AGE DEFINITION OF A SUCCESSFUL DATE 17 "tongue" 25 "breakfast" 35 "She didn't set back my therapy." 48 "I didn't have to meet her kids." 66 "Got home alive." AGE FAVOURITE FANTASY 17 getting to third 25 airplane sex 35 menage a trois 48 taking the company public 66 Swiss maid/Nazi love slave AGE WHAT'S THE IDEAL AGE TO GET MARRIED? 17 25 25 35 35 48 48 66 66 17 AGE IDEAL DATE 17 Triple Stephen King feature at a drive-in 25 "Split the check before we go back to my place" 35 "Just come over." 48 "Just come over and cook." 66 sex in the company jet on the way to Vegas. THE FEMALE STAGES OF LIFE AGE DRINK 17 Wine Coolers 25 White wine 35 Red wine 48 Dom Perignon 66 Shot of Jack with an Ensure chaser AGE EXCUSES FOR REFUSING DATES 17 Need to wash my hair 25 Need to wash and condition my hair 35 Need to colour my hair 48 Need to have Francois colour my hair 66 Need to have Francois colour my wig AGE FAVOURITE SPORT 17 shopping 25 shopping 35 shopping 48 shopping 66 shopping AGE DEFINITION OF A SUCCESSFUL DATE 17 "Burger King" 25 "Free meal" 35 "A diamond" 48 "A bigger diamond" 66 "Home Alone" AGE FAVOURITE FANTASY 17 tall, dark and handsome 25 tall, dark and handsome with money 35 tall, dark and handsome with money and a brain 48 a man with hair 66 a man AGE WHAT'S THE IDEAL AGE TO GET MARRIED? 17 17 25 25 35 35 48 48 66 66 AGE IDEAL DATE 17 He offers to pay 25 He pays 35 He cooks breakfast the next morning 48 He cooks breakfast the next morning for the kids 66 He can chew breakfast |
Re: The Male Stages Of Life by folly69(m): 1:08pm On Feb 21, 2008 |
lmao keep it kronking |
Re: The Male Stages Of Life by Opoki(m): 3:05pm On Feb 21, 2008 |
Big lie, |
Re: The Male Stages Of Life by sammy6(m): 3:35pm On Feb 21, 2008 |
Hillarious |
Re: The Male Stages Of Life by kellyjoe3(m): 3:38pm On Feb 21, 2008 |
very funny. heyyy dats too much |
Re: The Male Stages Of Life by benjay1(m): 4:10pm On Feb 21, 2008 |
Kronkay Longest time. |
Re: The Male Stages Of Life by kronkykay(m): 11:59pm On Feb 21, 2008 |
longtime my bros! how have u been? them don release you from that ghanian boutique. i hope say u learn how to sell clothes oh. coz i wan open one okrika shop for you at aba. welcome! |
Re: The Male Stages Of Life by benjay1(m): 12:05am On Feb 22, 2008 |
@kronkykay Man no be small thing ooo. I had a tough experience @ dat shop oo because as time begin go, all the sales personnels (females) wanted to have a taste of the naija KOKO and as a good christian i cudn't say no |
Re: The Male Stages Of Life by TOYOSI20(f): 6:32am On Feb 22, 2008 |
Cool |
Re: The Male Stages Of Life by kronkykay(m): 7:32am On Feb 22, 2008 |
and as a good christian i cudn't say no u don start again oh. . . . . . . .i hope say dem no go come carry u for 9ja here say make u come pack ur children ohhhhh |
Re: The Male Stages Of Life by benjay1(m): 8:58am On Feb 22, 2008 |
LOL |
Re: The Male Stages Of Life by clemcykul(f): 9:51am On Feb 22, 2008 |
lol kronk sure say he never the cafe babes? coz i no trust ben koko again it can do and undo |
Re: The Male Stages Of Life by kronkykay(m): 11:47am On Feb 22, 2008 |
u cant tell oh, . . . . . . the last time wey ituen wan tie the thing down from going astray, na ituen g/f suffer am. . . . . . na after 9momths we see ben jr. |
Re: The Male Stages Of Life by clemcykul(f): 11:55am On Feb 22, 2008 |
na correct banger he be i been hear say na D'banj brova he be |
Re: The Male Stages Of Life by kronkykay(m): 12:08pm On Feb 22, 2008 |
for wheeeeeeeerrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrreeeeeeeeeeeeeeee d'banj dey learn work for ben office. i see im advert for street last week [size=32pt]GET PREGNANT IN 2WEEKS CALL BEN ON 080-SHAVE-ALL-OFF[/size] |
Re: The Male Stages Of Life by benjay1(m): 12:27pm On Feb 22, 2008 |
@kronkykay you forgot to add our office time. [size=8pt]MONDAY - SUNDAY, WE OFFER 24HRS SERVICE [/size] |
Re: The Male Stages Of Life by clemcykul(f): 1:11pm On Feb 22, 2008 |
chei dat na bla bla bla office i fit come around |
Re: The Male Stages Of Life by benjay1(m): 1:15pm On Feb 22, 2008 |
@Clem for your sake dearie, we might offer 50% discount. |
Re: The Male Stages Of Life by clemcykul(f): 3:27pm On Feb 22, 2008 |
heheeehhe tanks dear, i don change mind o |
Re: The Male Stages Of Life by saucekid(m): 9:43pm On Feb 22, 2008 |
kronky. . . .you wan bomb this land |
Re: The Male Stages Of Life by kronkykay(m): 10:34pm On Feb 22, 2008 |
@clem where u dey change mind? who sell the mind spare parts to you? girl, better wash up and start coming to the office now @ sauce na MEND i wan invite! |
Re: The Male Stages Of Life by clemcykul(f): 1:51pm On Feb 23, 2008 |
lol kronk am bla bla bla full no need checkn on u guys |
Re: The Male Stages Of Life by kronkykay(m): 12:09am On Feb 24, 2008 |
c'mon girl, . . . . . . . u know you can naver have enuff bla bla bla with miggy's thing that ain't bigger than his last finger. . . . . come try our new fomular. . . . . .yu can come with ur friends if u wanna. . . . . hurry up. . . . while offer lasts |
Re: The Male Stages Of Life by Rebellious(f): 12:13am On Feb 24, 2008 |
Ben, can I go in and out without the pregnancy package? Is there just the pleasure offer? |
Re: The Male Stages Of Life by kronkykay(m): 12:37am On Feb 24, 2008 |
ofcourse yes! just come clean! |
Re: The Male Stages Of Life by Ninjabyte(m): 6:55am On Feb 24, 2008 |
Bad bad boys and bad bad girls I will tell mummy for you |
Re: The Male Stages Of Life by kronkykay(m): 7:18am On Feb 24, 2008 |
sorry boi, . . . . . . . . . mummy is bizi in the office |
Re: The Male Stages Of Life by Migines(m): 12:41pm On Feb 24, 2008 |
. . . With her boss blowing a job wild. |
Re: The Male Stages Of Life by benjay1(m): 2:35pm On Feb 24, 2008 |
why do i have the feeling that we are talking about ituen's mum here ? |
Re: The Male Stages Of Life by nightnurse(f): 6:03pm On Feb 24, 2008 |
AGE WHAT'S THE IDEAL AGE TO GET MARRIED? 17 25 25 35 35 48 48 66 66 17 lol some times they end up not getting married at all |
Re: The Male Stages Of Life by Migines(m): 11:17pm On Feb 24, 2008 |
@ben its a very funny feeling. |
Re: The Male Stages Of Life by kronkykay(m): 1:12am On Feb 25, 2008 |
@ you guyz are the only pple with this feeling ooh i no dey there oo |
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