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The Deserving Learner. Hilarious Is An Understatement. by speeder(m): 11:59am On Dec 29, 2012 |
A female teacher,was having a problem with Akpors in her class of 3rd grade. Akpors said 'M'am, I should b in 4th grade, i'm smarter than my sis & she's in the 4th grade'. The M'am {Teacher} had heard enough of his complains & took Akposr 2 the Principal's office. She explained everything 2 the Principal who decided 2 test Akpors with some questions that a 4th grade should know. Principal: What's 3 3? Akpos: 6 Principal: 6 6? Akpos: 12 & so on.. The Principal asked the boy many questions $ Akpors got them right. The Principal then asked M'am 2 send Akpors 2 4th grade. M'am decided 2 ask some more questions & the Principal agreed. M'am: What does a cow have 4 of, that Ï've only 2 of? Akpors: Legs M'am: What's in ur pants that u have but I dont have? Akpors: Pockets M'am: What starts wit a C & ends with T, is hairy, oval, delicious & contains thin whitish liquid? Akpors: Coconut M'am: What goes in hard & pink then comes out soft & sticky? (The principal's eyes open really wide,but b4 he could stop the answer, the boy was taking charge.) Akpors: Bubble Gum M'am: U stick ur poles inside me. U tie me down 2 get me up, I get wet b4 u do. What am I? Akpos: Tent (The principal was looking restless) M'am: A finger goes in me. U fiddle with me when u're bored. The best man always has me 1st n what am I? Akpors: Wedding Ring M'am: I come in many sizes. When Ï'm not well, I drip. When u blow me,u feel good? Akpors: Nose M'am: I've a stiff shaft. My tip penetrates,I come with a quiver Akpors:Arrow M'am: What starts wit 'F' & ends with a 'K' & if u dont get it, u've 2 use ur hand? Akpors:Fork M'am: Whats it that all men have,it's longer in some men than others,the Pope doesn't use his & a man givesit 2 his wife after marriage? Akpors: Surname M'am: What part of the man has no bone, but has muscles with a lot of veins like pumpin & is responsible 4 making love? Akpors: Heart The principal breathed a sigh of relief & told the teacher:- 'Send Akpors 2 University, I got the last 10 questions wrong myself! Absolutely.! You Yourself Reading this Got it Wrong. If you Really Enjoyed this: LIKE and comment 1 Like |
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