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Atheist Petition Against Theists! (a Joke) by Bella3(f): 1:20pm On Dec 29, 2012 |
Its a joke! Dnt take it too personally. In Abuja, An Atheist brought up a case against the upcoming Christmas Holiday. He hired a Lawyer to bring a discrimination case against Christians and Muslims concerning observation of their Holy Days. The Argument was that it was unfair that Atheists had no such recognised days. The case was brought before (The Judge) Akpos. After listening to the passionate presentation by the Lawyer, the Judge banged his gavel declaring; "Case Dismissed". The Lawyer quickly stood up,objecting to the ruling and said; Your honour, how can you possibly dismiss this case? The Christians have Christmas, Easter and Others. The Muslims have Id-el-kabir, Id-el-fitri and Others. But my client and other Atheists have no such holidays. (The Judge) Akpos leaned forward in his chair and said; Your client and other Atheists have. Is just that your client is woefully ignorant. The Lawyer said; Your honour, we are unaware of any special observance or holiday for Atheists. (The Judge) Akpos said; The Calendar says April1st is April Fools day. Psalm 14 verse 1 says, The fool says in his heart, there is no God. It is the opinion of this court that, if your client says thereis no God, then he is a fool. Therefore, April 1st is his day. 3 Likes |
Re: Atheist Petition Against Theists! (a Joke) by Nobody: 1:31pm On Dec 29, 2012 |
Well, this is also a joke. 1 Like
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Re: Atheist Petition Against Theists! (a Joke) by fergusen: 1:33pm On Dec 29, 2012 |
Re: Atheist Petition Against Theists! (a Joke) by Bella3(f): 1:54pm On Dec 29, 2012 |
inurmind: Well, this is also a joke.that aint Jesus hun. |
Re: Atheist Petition Against Theists! (a Joke) by k2039: 2:00pm On Dec 29, 2012 |
Re: Atheist Petition Against Theists! (a Joke) by Nobody: 2:19pm On Dec 29, 2012 |
Bélla3: that aint Jesus hun. What was I thinking? I meant this guy.
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Re: Atheist Petition Against Theists! (a Joke) by Bella3(f): 2:31pm On Dec 29, 2012 |
inurmind:lol. Whos that? |
Re: Atheist Petition Against Theists! (a Joke) by Nobody: 3:21pm On Dec 29, 2012 |
Bélla3: lol. Whos that? The brother to this guy
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Re: Atheist Petition Against Theists! (a Joke) by Bella3(f): 5:16pm On Dec 29, 2012 |
inurmind:chei you no dy fear fatwa? Abeg remove this pixture, dnt want somepple strapping themselves with bombs and killing innocent people #I TAKE FLYING SPAGETTI MONSTER BEG YOU |
Re: Atheist Petition Against Theists! (a Joke) by Nobody: 5:47pm On Dec 29, 2012 |
Bélla3: chei you no dy fear fatwa? Abeg remove this pixture, dnt want somepple strapping themselves with bombs and killing innocent people What?! Don't tell me you are scared of these guys? By the way, I hope you find this image to be less provocative?
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Re: Atheist Petition Against Theists! (a Joke) by Bella3(f): 5:59pm On Dec 29, 2012 |
inurmind:you're a trouble maker o! |
Re: Atheist Petition Against Theists! (a Joke) by Nobody: 6:26pm On Dec 29, 2012 |
Bélla3: you're a trouble maker o! You must have infected me By the way, I insincerely apologise for derailing your thread Next time you won't mess with the sons of men
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Re: Atheist Petition Against Theists! (a Joke) by Bella3(f): 8:28am On Dec 30, 2012 |
inurmind:LOL. You did a very bad job at annoying me! |
Re: Atheist Petition Against Theists! (a Joke) by Nobody: 12:26pm On Dec 30, 2012 |
Bélla3: LOL. You did a very bad job at annoying me! I'm surprised, I mean I did put so much effort into being aggressive and sounding threatening. Anyway it's been nice hanging out with you, I have to help my Muslim friend with his next plan.
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Re: Atheist Petition Against Theists! (a Joke) by Bella3(f): 12:33pm On Dec 30, 2012 |
inurmind:lol. Happy Sunday. You want to help a muslim friend with wat?. I hope it has nothing to do with bombs and explosions? |
Re: Atheist Petition Against Theists! (a Joke) by dagr8(m): 1:45pm On Dec 30, 2012 |
Bélla3: Its a joke! Dnt take it too personally. Dis is not a joke joor....is a reality 1 Like |
Re: Atheist Petition Against Theists! (a Joke) by dagr8(m): 1:45pm On Dec 30, 2012 |
Bélla3: LOL. You did a very bad job at annoying me!NO church 2day |
Re: Atheist Petition Against Theists! (a Joke) by Nobody: 2:22pm On Dec 30, 2012 |
Bélla3: lol. Happy Sunday. Nah the cat be my friend nah, he wan use one of him nine lives do insurance for heaven. Abi you think say nah only man get sense? Cat too wan chop 72 p.u.$.$.y(pun intended). |
Re: Atheist Petition Against Theists! (a Joke) by Nobody: 2:35pm On Dec 30, 2012 |
dagr8: Not even in your sweet dreams could that sentence be proven true. |
Re: Atheist Petition Against Theists! (a Joke) by Bella3(f): 2:50pm On Dec 30, 2012 |
dagr8:i went to church na. dagr8:hehehe |
Re: Atheist Petition Against Theists! (a Joke) by Bella3(f): 2:51pm On Dec 30, 2012 |
inurmind: |
Re: Atheist Petition Against Theists! (a Joke) by Nobody: 4:07pm On Dec 30, 2012 |
Bélla3: Hmm... what surprises you? My vulgar language or my padi's crazy priorities? |
Re: Atheist Petition Against Theists! (a Joke) by dagr8(m): 6:03pm On Dec 30, 2012 |
Bélla3: i went to church na. heheheu av bin off...warrappen |
Re: Atheist Petition Against Theists! (a Joke) by Bella3(f): 9:27am On Dec 31, 2012 |
inurmind:YOUR LACK OF RESPECT FOR THE WOMEN FOLK! SEVEN HE GOATS FOR CLEANSING. #ezewanyi has spoken! |
Re: Atheist Petition Against Theists! (a Joke) by Bella3(f): 9:27am On Dec 31, 2012 |
dagr8:natin o. |
Re: Atheist Petition Against Theists! (a Joke) by dagr8(m): 3:55pm On Dec 31, 2012 |
Bélla3: natin o.ok o...anyway i could nt get 2 u |
Re: Atheist Petition Against Theists! (a Joke) by Nobody: 2:08am On Jan 01, 2013 |
Bélla3: YOUR LACK OF RESPECT FOR THE WOMEN FOLK! If you are offended by the joke then I apologise. I am also very sorry that i could not get the he-goats qween ezenwanyi. But I have something even better for you: my god, my pasta lord and saviour.
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Re: Atheist Petition Against Theists! (a Joke) by dagr8(m): 6:21am On Jan 01, 2013 |
inurmind: Wats dat |
Re: Atheist Petition Against Theists! (a Joke) by Nobody: 10:36am On Jan 01, 2013 |
dagr8: The flying spaghetti monster, he's my omniaromatic and omnitasty. He's so mighty and wise even Bella wants to convert to pastafarianism(she told me this in secret). With him you are promised to never stop laughing and to continually grow in wisdom, nothing could beat this. |
Re: Atheist Petition Against Theists! (a Joke) by dagr8(m): 12:45pm On Jan 01, 2013 |
inurmind:God forbid d bolded... Chai!!! |
Re: Atheist Petition Against Theists! (a Joke) by Bella3(f): 2:15pm On Jan 01, 2013 |
inurmind:. Hai, you are funny o. Too bad i dnt like spagetti;( |
Re: Atheist Petition Against Theists! (a Joke) by Nobody: 3:21pm On Jan 01, 2013 |
dagr8: But you can ask her nah, she didn't deny it. |
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