One day, two brothers were coming back from school and on their way, they saw a used condom and picked it up thinking it was a balloon. When they got home, they showed it to their mother and the following conversation took place:

Mother: In your life, when coming back from school don't you ever pick this type of a thing.

Children: Yes mommy.

Mother: and if i ever see this type of a thing in your hands again, i will beat you mercilessly that day. (she said angrily)

Children: Yes mommy, we would not do it again they both replied in a low and fearful voice. Then the mother took it from them and went to dispose it. Immediately she left, the senior one said to his younger brother, Thank God we did not tell her we drank the ice cream inside.

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