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Re: Federal University Of Agriculture, Abeokuta Aka FUNAAB 2013/2014 Admissions by Ratty101(m): 8:23pm On Sep 20, 2013
Odunhana: Enough of nonsense posts here. Please if you don't have what to say. Get out of this thread.
shooo!!! Go carry fucklift con use λϻ carry them comot ηаћ. Mtcheeeew! grin
Re: Federal University Of Agriculture, Abeokuta Aka FUNAAB 2013/2014 Admissions by Doctor20002(f): 8:26pm On Sep 20, 2013
teacher ; if u have 10 doughnuts and
someone asks for two, how many do you have
left?
Akpos: 10 doughnuts.
Teacher (understanding how naughty Akpos
could be):
Well what if the person forcefully takes two
doughnuts, what do you have left?
Akpos: Ten doughnuts and one dead body.
……………………………………………………………………
Wife: If I knew you were this Poor, I wouldn’t
have married you!
Akpos: What do you think I meant when I said
you were the only thing I have in this world?”
……………………………………………………………………………………..
Teacher: If I have six bottles in one hand and
five in the other, what do I have?
Akpos: A drinking problem!
……………………………………………………………………
Teacher: Akpos , why are you sleeping in class?
Akpos: Your voice is so sweet ma’am. it made
me sleep…
Teacher: Why aren’t others sleeping?
Akpos: They are not listening to you ma’am
……………………………………………………………………………………..
Pastor Akpos: “Today I have good news and
bad news for you.
The good news is we have enough money to
build a modern church.”
(Everyone just cheered, clapped and screamed!)
Pastor Akpos went on: “The bad news is that
the money is still in your pockets”
…………………………………………………………………………
Pastor: Do something crazy for the Lord!
Akpos carries offering bowl, and runs away
#
Re: Federal University Of Agriculture, Abeokuta Aka FUNAAB 2013/2014 Admissions by Ratty101(m): 8:29pm On Sep 20, 2013
Hello awayhu ♏ǟï fellow aspirant, TGIF!!! ΩØ dull λϻ tonite Ooº°˚ ˚°ºooO. ƳĥƱ ΩØ need to go to club. Juz ginger ♈Ћцŗ nite wit ♏ǟï hot track JEDI... Download @ http://old.hulkshare.com/mobile/index.php#search.php?q=romeo+ft+bigmiz.+jedi... Abi ƴĥƱ ΩØ jasi... ABI SOOSI DEEPER LIFE LON LO grin
Re: Federal University Of Agriculture, Abeokuta Aka FUNAAB 2013/2014 Admissions by rkarang: 8:30pm On Sep 20, 2013
@Fynestboi, your attention is needed here please!
Re: Federal University Of Agriculture, Abeokuta Aka FUNAAB 2013/2014 Admissions by Nobody: 8:30pm On Sep 20, 2013
Ratty, you may think you are funny with your post but they are getting too harsh and less funny wen you start naming one's parent, guy ease up.
Re: Federal University Of Agriculture, Abeokuta Aka FUNAAB 2013/2014 Admissions by Odunhana: 8:51pm On Sep 20, 2013
Ratty101: shooo!!! Go carry fucklift con use λϻ carry them comot ηаћ. Mtcheeeew! grin
And when you wan quote my post, your fish brain no tell you say u wan pass ur boundary? Layelaye e, if you ever quote my post again. Till then!
Re: Federal University Of Agriculture, Abeokuta Aka FUNAAB 2013/2014 Admissions by Boll2010: 8:53pm On Sep 20, 2013
Damex333: Ratty, you may think you are funny with your post but they are getting too harsh and less funny wen you start naming one's parent, guy ease up.
na wit highness I dey type dis! U go nid enta studio wit wizkid b4 I we go hear u! Lagbaja use ur galfrnd bra do mask.......I knw say u one mak I toast wit harsh word! But brethen I wnt do dat cuz. U b my person.......but spew gibberish from ya'gut again cuz I fit jst jab ur jaws......if admisson dey do u strong tin y u no go fill form 4 yaba left! Guy if u do anyhw I show u crasegrin grin.........odikwa!!!
Re: Federal University Of Agriculture, Abeokuta Aka FUNAAB 2013/2014 Admissions by Boll2010: 8:57pm On Sep 20, 2013
Odunhana: And when you wan quote my post, your fish brain no tell you say u wan pass ur boundary? Layelaye e, if you ever quote my post again. Till then!
if he quote u again shey heaven one come dwn......abi u go eat dinner wit lucifer.......get this into your greasy head ma'nigga! Nextym u fu!ck wit a nigga I'm make ur balls ma'ladies earrings#YoDigMate
Re: Federal University Of Agriculture, Abeokuta Aka FUNAAB 2013/2014 Admissions by fweshprince: 9:01pm On Sep 20, 2013
PLEASE..
When is FUNAAB PRE-DEGREE FORM GOING TO CLOSE?
Re: Federal University Of Agriculture, Abeokuta Aka FUNAAB 2013/2014 Admissions by Ratty101(m): 9:04pm On Sep 20, 2013
Damex333: Ratty, you may think you are funny with your post but they are getting too harsh and less funny wen you start naming one's parent, guy ease up.
damex abi wetin ƴĥƱ đėצ call urself Take time Ooº°˚ ˚°ºooO. I bE all of una BOI!grin
Re: Federal University Of Agriculture, Abeokuta Aka FUNAAB 2013/2014 Admissions by Ratty101(m): 9:06pm On Sep 20, 2013
Odunhana: And when you wan quote my post, your fish brain no tell you say u wan pass ur boundary? Layelaye e, if you ever quote my post again. Till then!
for ♈Ћцŗ kelembe mind abi See d mumu wey đėצ tok say I get fish brain... ΩØ be ♈Ћцŗ pomo head wey ΩØ get vitamin I đėצ see so grin

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Re: Federal University Of Agriculture, Abeokuta Aka FUNAAB 2013/2014 Admissions by Moyour1: 9:09pm On Sep 20, 2013
[/quote][/color][quote author= Pls Guys, Is The Much Awaited Admission List Out? Reply ASAP... Thnx!
Re: Federal University Of Agriculture, Abeokuta Aka FUNAAB 2013/2014 Admissions by Ratty101(m): 9:11pm On Sep 20, 2013
Odunhana: And when you wan quote my
post, your fish brain no tell you say u wan pass
ur boundary? Layelaye e, if you ever quote my
post again. Till then
[quote author=Boll2010] if he quote u again shey heaven one come dwn......abi u go eat dinner wit lucifer.......get this into your greasy head ma'nigga! Nextym u fu!ck wit a nigga I'm make ur balls ma'ladies earrings#YoDigMate
Boll, ΩØ mind them jare. Den ΩØ sabi ħŐƜ he đėצ go ni... Nah deeper life den đėצ go grin
Re: Federal University Of Agriculture, Abeokuta Aka FUNAAB 2013/2014 Admissions by Sanguine(f): 9:13pm On Sep 20, 2013
What's all these Now's I see there's an appreciable level of e-madness on here. Some people's nuts seem to have been loosened here. And so much tension building up!
Y'all bera go get chill pills..undecided. Ahn ahn!! Na wa ooo!!
Re: Federal University Of Agriculture, Abeokuta Aka FUNAAB 2013/2014 Admissions by damzydaymond: 9:23pm On Sep 20, 2013
I knw even with my post jamb score, am going to get admitted into funaab... I don't want to care about d list that my name follows o. Wether na 1st,2nd,3rd list. I don't care. All i care for is my name is coming out in funaab. Ijn
Re: Federal University Of Agriculture, Abeokuta Aka FUNAAB 2013/2014 Admissions by Boll2010: 9:24pm On Sep 20, 2013
Harbosede02: u knw aw 2 talk oo,can't u c u already av 200 likes 4 dah trash u wrote,u are saying d owner of d thread sud get out??pls it an advice take it or leave it,tink twice b4 u throw words at pple next tym.
zip back ursef in ur trash ma'lady swallow ur pride n go eat a di!ck#u took d wrong turn# all u wrote earlier is total junk binsh!! grin
Re: Federal University Of Agriculture, Abeokuta Aka FUNAAB 2013/2014 Admissions by olamidarsenal(m): 10:01pm On Sep 20, 2013
If one house dey sweet, na because d bastard child never surface, since d bastard child of this thread don surfaced, everything don scattered............. Who do u think is d bastard of dis thread?,, be sincere
Re: Federal University Of Agriculture, Abeokuta Aka FUNAAB 2013/2014 Admissions by micmay(m): 10:12pm On Sep 20, 2013
Ratty101: Go use λϻ chain ♈Ћцŗ papa. Stupid boi!
4 ur plastic mind now u don talk be dat,EMBODIMENT OF MISFORTUNE
Re: Federal University Of Agriculture, Abeokuta Aka FUNAAB 2013/2014 Admissions by sammy329(m): 10:53pm On Sep 20, 2013
You guys are turning this thread to a battle zone, please stop this madness
Re: Federal University Of Agriculture, Abeokuta Aka FUNAAB 2013/2014 Admissions by Boll2010: 11:02pm On Sep 20, 2013
^^Leward yeah I undastnd u well, u da'new steward here?
Re: Federal University Of Agriculture, Abeokuta Aka FUNAAB 2013/2014 Admissions by Sanguine(f): 2:42am On Sep 21, 2013
micmay: 4 ur plastic mind now u don talk be dat,EMBODIMENT OF MISFORTUNE
Boll2010: Better being bastard to being a waste of spermatozoa!.........nigga dnt get intimidated wen u wit men! Cuz uv got a short di!ck wit a fat belly got u running up da'hills lyk a psycho ! Ur voice is Heard.......see a nigga comin had to tag him wit d #SaveAsoul.......by d tym d goons are through wit u,u gonna be nuked outta d thread lyk hiroshima&nagasaki.......u a clown ass nigga put ur wigs on!when yall done ridin eachodas di!ck holla at me.........by d way learn to write in a communicative way not those junk u wrote up dia! Lyk a dummy holdin his 1st naira! Is beta u take a long break of shame off this thread! U dis failed product lyk REAGNOMICS LAW@olamiarsenal or wtf ur ancenstor called u...........u knw y u got all dis? Cuz ur ideology of life is nothing to pen a green button for"how d f!uck u gonna use insane words lyk BASTArd"...........gringrin pardon me I love shining my teeth!........I do say ur parent wasted tym hatching yo'egg
micmay: 4 ur plastic mind now u don talk be dat,EMBODIMENT OF MISFORTUNE
Boll2010: zip back ursef in ur trash ma'lady swallow ur pride n go eat a di!ck#u took d wrong turn# all u wrote earlier is total junk binsh!! grin
olamidarsenal: If one house dey sweet, na because d bastard child never surface, since d bastard child of this thread don surfaced, everything don scattered............. Who do u think is d bastard of dis thread?,, be sincere
Ratty101: for ♈Ћцŗ kelembe mind abi See d mumu wey đėצ tok say I get fish brain... ΩØ be ♈Ћцŗ pomo head wey ΩØ get vitamin I đėצ see so grin


Now, This is becoming so inappropriate and uncalled for. This irrascible e-behaviours is beginning to get outta hand. You guys should mind your choice of words on here! undecided. And maintain some level of e-decorum!
Y'all heard? Or bera still, y'all read me?? undecided. Enough!!!
Re: Federal University Of Agriculture, Abeokuta Aka FUNAAB 2013/2014 Admissions by atymat: 3:07am On Sep 21, 2013
emalexk: Nawa ooo, is it dat Funaab hasn't gotten their required number øƒ candidates, dat they av †☺ recall d 0% students 4 anoda putme? ☺я̲̅ they're just try to be fair?
Recall or what did I just read? I have not been called oo if u heard they recalled anyone pls be sure and reply asap
Re: Federal University Of Agriculture, Abeokuta Aka FUNAAB 2013/2014 Admissions by Ratty101(m): 6:47am On Sep 21, 2013
Leward:
Work on ur English abeg, it's nt compulsory to sound lyk a nigga. To tell u d truth, you and ratty have been spewing nonsense 4 sum tym nw and i lyk d way pple decided nt to argue with you guys, u can say wateva you lyk to me but i won't be dragged into an e-fight. Just my 2 cents
we don't want ƴĥƱ to join in d f**king fight b4 cos if ƴĥƱ do, ƴĥƱ'll gonna make ΩØ diff..grin. So BACKOFF
Re: Federal University Of Agriculture, Abeokuta Aka FUNAAB 2013/2014 Admissions by Boll2010: 6:55am On Sep 21, 2013
atymat: Recall or what did I just read? I have not been called oo if u heard they recalled anyone pls be sure and reply asap
send me a mail........hope u gud..........its gonna be alryt
Re: Federal University Of Agriculture, Abeokuta Aka FUNAAB 2013/2014 Admissions by Boll2010: 6:59am On Sep 21, 2013
Sanguine:



Now, This is becoming so inappropriate and uncalled for. This irrascible e-behaviours is beginning to get outta hand. You guys should mind your choice of words on here! undecided. And maintain some level of e-decorum!
Y'all heard? Or bera still, y'all read me?? undecided. Enough!!!
hope u knw I never used insane words on this thread until tha dude utter the word. "BASTARD"..........come on dats bad of a person! Am gentle n simple wit words until u send me to harsh weather!
Re: Federal University Of Agriculture, Abeokuta Aka FUNAAB 2013/2014 Admissions by Sanguine(f): 7:11am On Sep 21, 2013
Boll2010: hope u knw I never used insane words on this thread until tha dude utter the word. "BASTARD"..........come on dats bad of a person! Am gentle n simple wit words until u send me to harsh weather!

And the last I checked, I did not see your username/nickname tagged to that word! All the same, that's enough, ok?! Two wrongs has never ever made a right. And it never would...ever!!
Re: Federal University Of Agriculture, Abeokuta Aka FUNAAB 2013/2014 Admissions by Boll2010: 7:22am On Sep 21, 2013
grin grin grin cool!
Sanguine:

And the last I checked, I did not see your username/nickname tagged to that word! All the same, that's enough, ok?! Two wrongs has never ever made a right. And it never would...ever!!
Re: Federal University Of Agriculture, Abeokuta Aka FUNAAB 2013/2014 Admissions by Balqees22: 7:38am On Sep 21, 2013
[quote
author=phemmy johnson] Lmao!..Hey welcome jare, no vex o...feel at
home and share ur thoughtz,... RATTY! WHO OPENED UR CAGE 4 U? SUM1 NID 2
CHAIN DIZ GUY! Dats very very impolite of him... [/quote]fnks jawe..may God bi wif u@ratty u no get sense@all
Re: Federal University Of Agriculture, Abeokuta Aka FUNAAB 2013/2014 Admissions by Odunhana: 8:01am On Sep 21, 2013
I noticed i needn't reply toddlers on this thread anymore. That is not what i'm here for.
Re: Federal University Of Agriculture, Abeokuta Aka FUNAAB 2013/2014 Admissions by Nobody: 8:04am On Sep 21, 2013
In an E-world,one has to guard his/her E-reputation. And ensure his/her principles endure... Balqees welcum to da thread oya introduce urself to the house nd tell d course u are aspiring for

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