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Conversation Between 2012 And 2013 by turigee1: 7:34pm On Jan 01, 2013 |
2012: My son I'm tired. 2013: Why? 2012: My time is up, I will be going to join your fore fathers. 2013: I know, your time is over... I will miss you Dad. 2012: Let me tell you some things before I go. 2013: What is it Dad? 2012: Please when I go, make sure you take care of this person. 2013: Who? 2012: The person READING this conversation of ours. 2013: Okay. 2012: I made some promises to this person during my reign, I fulfilled some, and some I couldn't. 2013: But why couldn't you fulfill all dad? 2012: Well, my son time and human factors affected some of the promises.... 2013: But... 2012: But surely, I spoke with God on this person's behalf, and God granted my wish that you may fulfill the rest promises that I couldn't. (He coughs .....,.....) 2013: sorry Dad, please go on 2012: So these are the rest of the fulfilment you will carry out on this person. 2013: Go on dad. 2012: Stabilise this person's health all through your reign. Let all seasons favour Him 2013: Done, carry on Dad. 2012: Ensure that this person's dreams come to reality within the shortest period of time. 2013: Alright. 2012: Give this person wealth that will touch lives of multitudes. 2013: Surely. 2012: Make sure that you remove all remaining hindrances to success from this person's way and make the year a huge success. 2013: I will dad, no problem! 2012: Pay more emphasis on the advice of this person's friends, don't worry about that of this person's enemies, God will take care of that! Get it? 2013: Yes 2012: Finally, promise me that when your own time is up, you will instruct this to your offspring to keep positive fulfilment of this person going! 2013: Yes dad, may God help me! 2012: Now I can pass to the beyond happily! May you be prosperous!!! 2013: Amen. 2012:May you be greater than me in every fufilments. 2013: Amen Dad. 2012: May all that reads our conversations have a reason to celebrate my Departure. Happy Crossover Culled from www.motherlandgist.com 2 Likes |
Re: Conversation Between 2012 And 2013 by Nobody: 11:31pm On Jan 01, 2013 |
Re: Conversation Between 2012 And 2013 by Nobody: 12:35am On Jan 02, 2013 |
Hmm... still trying to find the joke in this. |
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