one day, a teacher ask his student a question and said, Who will tell me the sweetest thing in this earth?. the first person raise his hand up and answered," SWEET", teacher said no, next person pls, another person said, sugar cain, and the teacher said no, infact all the student have mention all the sweetest things they know on this earth but still didn't get the answer.

One student raised his 2 hands up and said, " teachaer!, teacher!!, teacher!!!, hummmm, i know the answer oh oooo, teacher said, yes, what is the answer?, the boy said, hummmmm, teacher, can i say it out or should i write it on the paper?, teacher said, say it out so that other people will know the answer, the boy still said, hummmmm,,,,,teacher, teacher, if i say it out, are you going to flog me hard or soft?, teacher said, oh, answer it now, i can't flog you, the boy said, teacher, if i said it, will you report it to my parents?,, teacher said no, i won't report it to them,


now i no say, all of una here in nairaland done open una ears wide make una know the answer, well i was amoung the student too, please who will help me talk the answer now? , please am waiting so that i can report back to school by next week.


hummmm, this goldenval self, ur tears done make you dey fail your answers

oh i think, is honey, Abi na, sugar, no, my friend answer sugar, hummm, this question pass me oh oo

oh i 4 get to tell una, say, i dey lagos now, my lagos number na, 08081007885. my yahoo ID chat is, goldenval2004. na next week, i go go back to ghana oh ooo,

shoooooooo, well i no sure say na the answer oh oo, until i get more replies from nairaland members. because my teacher no dey gree at times oh ooo. , cemckay, i dey wait ur reply oh ooo

i dey wait 4 clemcykul, to tell me his own answer oh oo

, i dey cry more dey go, as una never know the answers

^{hey, i know you're waiting for someone to say vagina or somthin, so here it is}

the answer is condo!/bla bla bla

ur teacher will never refuse this ans nutter! lol

now u have series of answer.

hummm, Mr. Turkey, i wonder why you will say it out, should i report to her that the answer is that or what? and you clemcykul , humm, i wonder if i can answer yours too, and you success123, yes i need the answer because am not thinking right again, due to my to my tears, am thinking left left now,

@question,IFYALWAYS'S

hummm ifyalways , is the answer ifyalways ?, well if na the answer, i will be happy

*looks up to the heavens*
my G0d! Wat has become of humour?

nobody have given me the answers, make i no fail this jamb test oh oo

sorry man! humour was murdered by goldenval

ohooohahahahahhahaahaha, make una help me oh oo

the sweetest thing we ve on earth is"ofio"

golden val i just bought u some brains use it! it will go long 4 ya

and stop that crocodile tears!

Pineapple

why are you all pretending in the the house the real answer is, what the teacher do in the night

because we don't understand what u just said,



pls can u rephrase the answer again.

@poster
the sweetest tin on earth is martial law/rule
mayb aftr dat is ifysweetest's *&&%^$ jst lik she said ya knw??
tel ya teacher, u cant fail 2 pass!!

i think its d lonnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnggg thing

hey tytylayor, na you talk am o

well, where i go start now, i don't even know where to start to answer UNA now, Abi make i , lacha ubro unu maka na answer unu di very poor. i no no if i speak am well with una ibo language, so you clemcykul, which kind brain you buy for me, shee na dead man own abi na computer own,, hummmm clemcykul, i never know wetin i go tell you, but one day i go compose a joke in your name

oluomok, i never know wetin my teacher dey do for nite?, please tell me , so that i go tell am when i reach class, but i know say wetin dem dey do for nite pass na, to sleep while kissing, hummm, that kind thing!

hummmm segunpc, wetin be ofio?, hummm i know no wetin u mean by that oh oooo, you aisha2, dem done answer that but no be the answer ooooo, make una tell SEUN, owner of this website to answer his own too, na his answer i go take ooooo

oh gunpoin, pls, i dey beg you, make you forgive me, your ID done dey make me cry more, where for gunpoint you dey always dey for night?, Alaba, ikeja, Vi. Mile2, Oshodi, abi na where?, wetin be martial law/rule?, pls 4 give me, if i make you vex oooo, my brain no dey good again, na so the thind dey always think left left

wat a dude!

ok stop sheding cocodile tears,

d sweetest thng is bitter leaf

blimey!