gistwithmontaro: D pay advise stil showing "User Information does not exist"

Dats serious. I guess u go and complain in d sch.

gistwithmontaro: D pay advise stil showing "User Information does not exist"

it said the same thing 2 me., has anyone actually printed their pay advise?

onyinye03: it said the same thing 2 me., has anyone actually printed their pay advise?

i've printed mine since Friday, mayb d prob is 4rm d skul

happy sunday my pple. pls 4 those of us goin 2 church 2day, dnt 4get 2 pray 4 urself, family n we NL, 4 those going 2 Asalatu, pls also pray 4 us, cos as d day is passin, d exam date keep nearer, our preparation 4 dis week should b stronger dan the previous 1. w@ i knw 4 nw, is Victoria Ascertia.

rashywire: happy sunday my pple. pls 4 those of us goin 2 church 2day, dnt 4get 2 pray 4 urself, family n we NL, 4 those going 2 Asalatu, pls also pray 4 us, cos as d day is passin, d exam date keep nearer, our preparation 4 dis week should b stronger dan the previous 1. w@ i knw 4 nw, is Victoria Ascertia.

I like your spirit.

onyinye03: it said the same thing 2 me., has anyone actually printed their pay advise?

1 have printed mine...

max_ben: 1 have printed mine...

when was that?

[color=#990000][/color]UNIVERSITY OF LAGOS

2006 POST UTME TEST

ENGLISH LANGUAGE

(Question 1-15 of 15)

Read the following passage and answer the questions that follow it:

Whenever I told people that I was going to the psychiatric Hospital,
Yaba in Lagos, many of them look at my face with some kind of
suspicion or sympathy. At least that was the message that I read from
their faces.
I understood suspicion to mean that they might be troubled or worried
if I had some psychiatric problem myself concerning the concept of
sympathy, they might have thought that I had a patient that I went
there to see or visit. How on earth they thought that way baffled me!
In reality, the hospital was built for the care of people with some
kind of psychiatric problem or another. Did it mean, then that all
persons that one found in the hospital in any given time had
psychiatric problem? Or, could someone not go to the place for things
other than seeking psychiatric assistance?
What might be responsible for this kind of attitude was the lack of
education or precisely, good
Education. After all, education could help people to differentiate
their right from the left hand. What such people might have done was
to request to know what one was going there to do. Such a request
would have solved the suspicion and sympathy problems.

QUESTIONS

1. The word them in the first paragraph belongs to the grammatical class of a
(a) noun
(b) Verb
(c) adjective
(d) Pronoun

2. To read from someone’s face as used in the passage means
(a) Understand
(b) Guess
(c) Know
(d) See

3. Sympathy attributively means
(a) The show of concern to a very sick person
(b) That one must go to look after one that is sick
(c) That the writer has a person in such a hospital
(d) That one’s relation has just been very ill

4. Suspicion as used in the passage means
(a) Introvert
(b) Suspect
(c) Introspect
(d) Extrovert
5. The statement “How on earth they thought that way baffled me” is a
grammatical example of a/an
(a) Exclamation
(b) Declaration
(c) imperative
(d) rhetorical

Fill in the gaps in the following passage as appropriate

Central Banks around the world intervened to the tune of one hundred
and twenty dollars recently to shore up confidence in the global
financial system concerns about a crunch in the credit markets spread.
The United States Federal Reserve became the last central bank to make
extra………6……. available to the financial institution in
the……… 7………..market. In a statement made recently the Federal Reserve
said it was “providing liquidity to facilitate the orderly……… 8……..of
financial market” and offered to provide reserves “as necessary” to
promote a federal………. 9………rate close to its target rate of 5.25
percent.
6.
a. liquidity
b. Money
c. cash
d. facility

7.
a. lending
b repurchase
c. credit
d. borrowing

8.
a. arrangement
b. issuance
c. purchase
d. functioning

9.
a. funds
b. money
c. liquidity
d. cash


In question 10, choose the option opposite in meaning to the word underlined

10. Children at the age of ten are usually voracious
(a) Without appetite
(b) Very weak
(c) Very intelligent
(d) Very troublesome

In question 11, choose the option nearest in meaning to the word underlined

11. There were sporadic occurrences of small pox in the village.
(a) Widespread
(b) Occasional
(c) Sparse
(d) Regular

Choose the option that gives the meaning nearest to that of the idiom
underlined in the sentence in question 12.

12. He had his fingers in every pie
(a) Told interesting stories
(b) Loved eating the pie
(c) Was involved in everything
(d) Baked all the pie

In the next question, select the best option that best explain the
information conveyed in the sentence

13. She opened the letter and her face fell
(a) She looked at it closely
(b) She started crying
(c) She looked very surprised
(d) She looked suddenly disappointed

Choose the option from the list given that completes the sentence in question 14

14. To……….. Nigerians, corruption in high places is not strange
(a) We
(b) Us
(c) Ours
(d) Ourselves

From the words lettered A – D, choose the one that best complete the
sentence in question 15

15. The guest speaker is about rounding………………his speech.
(a) of
(b) off
(c) Up
(d) Down







1. A


2. B
3. A
4. C
5. D
6. A
7. C
8. B
9. C
10. A
11. C
12. C
13. D
14. A
15. B

max_ben: 1 have printed mine...

when?

Pls does anyone kno the statistics for estate management? Help me check abeg

gistwithmontaro: when was that?

saturday morning...

onyinye03: Pls does anyone kno the statistics for estate management? Help me check abeg

first choice is 864...

onyinye03: when?

saturday morning...

Mesopotamia: I like your spirit.

10qs boss

max_ben: first choice is 864...

How do you check it?

Dr. Asiko:

It's cool here, not as busy as lag tho'...'u ever been here?

oh yes, lived there for five years at Rumuola. Where are you currently residing?

pls last year i did unilag post ume and when
the form came out i only send my brother to
get the card for me and i did register it
myself. Hope i can do it like that this time around!?!!

@ MAX- BELL. pls help me with english education stat.

eni orisha: @ MAX- BELL. pls help me with english education stat.

Eng. Edu. Statistics.....469

labodinho: Eng. Edu. Statistics.....469

how do yall check it?

onyinye03: how do yall check it?

You can try thru google or jamb site....for easy access,type statistic for utme 2013 on google...it's in pdf format,i downloaded it on pc not sure if u can access it thru phones buh smart phone might work.

Wish u all success in ur forthcoming postutme. Testimonies are on d way! Somebody should claim it o....@godwin can i av ur email add pls? @yemmy, ar u still busy wif sunday's delicacy?

@farano:
Wish u all success in ur forthcoming postutme. Testimonies are on d way! Somebody should claim it o....@godwin can i av ur email add pls? @yemmy, ar u still busy wif sunday's delicacy?

Wishing You The Same!

labodinho: You can try thru google or jamb site....for easy access,type statistic for utme 2013 on google...it's in pdf format,i downloaded it on pc not sure if u can access it thru phones buh smart phone might work.

help me with the link pls

[size=20pt]HAPPY SUNDAY PEOPLE[/size]

onyinye03: help me with the link pls

Click on the first suggestion.... www.google.com/m?q=jamb+statistics+2013&client=ms-opera-mini&channel=new

onyinye03: it said the same thing 2 me., has anyone actually printed their pay advise?

keep trying..,same thing appeared wen I tried printing mine 4 d 1st time...but the portal opened after tried it the 3rd time.kk

TopSpot: [font=Lucida Sans Unicode]Long time folks. Been jacking all this while plus other exams. Please I will advise some peeps here to stop wasting theirs and other people's time. When setting questions here, let's make sure it is real Unilag past questions. For instance, Unilag will not set questions on passages in the post ume, why do that here?.

Meanwhile, I have a very important info. If you have waec English past question, go and practise the questions from the beginning to end. If

PLEASE SHUT YOUR TRAP, IF YOU DO NOT HAVE ANYTHING TO SPEW OUT OF YOUR RETARDED BRAIN. YOU ARE NOT EVEN A BONAFIDE STUDENTS, AND YOU COME HERE CLAIMING YOU KNOW THE PUME QUESTION PATTERN, FYI I AM A GRADUATE ASS., NOT EVEN ME OR A SENIOR LECTURER NOT AFFILATED TO THE ADMISS. DEPT CAN SAY ANYTHING, ONCE AGAIN SHUT UP AND EXIT THROUGH THE BACK DOOR, BEFORE I DESCEND ON YOU WITH ANGER.