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Re: Unilag 2013/2014/admission by Cutesthunk(m): 8:27am On Sep 21, 2013
Akanbi93: HAn han,Where is d lord God of ELIJAH?arise by fire and whirlwind,collide with d strong men delayn ASUU strike,grand dem to powder, nd burn dem 2 ashes. In jesus name
nawa oooo...........
Re: Unilag 2013/2014/admission by Nobody: 8:37am On Sep 21, 2013
godofphysics: If Hon. Patrick Obahiagbon were
to be an English Teacher?
(Interesting Read)
ORDINARY ENGLISH: People who
live in glass houses should not
throw stones.
HON. PAT'S ENGLISH: Individuals
who make their abodes in
vitreous edifices would be
advised to refrain
from catapulting perilous
projectiles.
ORDINARY ENGLISH: Twinkle,
twinkle, little star
HON. PAT'S ENGLISH: Scintillate,
scintillate, asteroid minim.
ORDINARY ENGLISH: All that glitters
is not gold.
HON. PAT'S ENGLISH: All articles
that coruscate with resplendence
are not truly auriferous.
ORDINARY ENGLISH: Beggars are
not choosers
HON. PAT'S ENGLISH: Sorting on
the part of mendicants must be
interdicted.
ORDINARY ENGLISH: Dead men tell
no tales.
HON. PAT'S ENGLISH: Male cadavers
are incapable of rendering any
testimony.
ORDINARY ENGLISH: Beginner's
luck.
HON. PAT'S ENGLISH: Neophyte's
serendipity.
ORDINARY ENGLISH: A rolling stone
gathers no moss
HON. PAT'S ENGLISH: A revolving
lithic conglomerate accumulates
no congeries of small, green,
biophytic
plant.
ORDINARY ENGLISH: Birds of a
feather flock together
HON. PAT'S ENGLISH: Members of
an avian species of identical
plumage tend to congregate.
ORDINARY ENGLISH: Beauty is only
skin deep.
HON. PAT'S ENGLISH: Pulchritude
possesses solely cutaneous
profundity.
ORDINARY ENGLISH: Cleanliness is
godliness.
HON. PAT'S ENGLISH: Freedom
from incrustations of grime is
contiguous to rectitude.
lol
Re: Unilag 2013/2014/admission by Cutesthunk(m): 8:40am On Sep 21, 2013
godofphysics: i'm jealous. I wan go bring ma own gurl too frm d village make she come join dis thread.
Good idea, me gan go bring my babe wey dey lautech to join o, 2 are beta dan 1
Re: Unilag 2013/2014/admission by Cutesthunk(m): 8:42am On Sep 21, 2013
godofphysics: If Hon. Patrick Obahiagbon were
to be an English Teacher?
(Interesting Read)
ORDINARY ENGLISH: People who
live in glass houses should not
throw stones.
HON. PAT'S ENGLISH: Individuals
who make their abodes in
vitreous edifices would be
advised to refrain
from catapulting perilous
projectiles.
ORDINARY ENGLISH: Twinkle,
twinkle, little star
HON. PAT'S ENGLISH: Scintillate,
scintillate, asteroid minim.
ORDINARY ENGLISH: All that glitters
is not gold.
HON. PAT'S ENGLISH: All articles
that coruscate with resplendence
are not truly auriferous.
ORDINARY ENGLISH: Beggars are
not choosers
HON. PAT'S ENGLISH: Sorting on
the part of mendicants must be
interdicted.
ORDINARY ENGLISH: Dead men tell
no tales.
HON. PAT'S ENGLISH: Male cadavers
are incapable of rendering any
testimony.
ORDINARY ENGLISH: Beginner's
luck.
HON. PAT'S ENGLISH: Neophyte's
serendipity.
ORDINARY ENGLISH: A rolling stone
gathers no moss
HON. PAT'S ENGLISH: A revolving
lithic conglomerate accumulates
no congeries of small, green,
biophytic
plant.
ORDINARY ENGLISH: Birds of a
feather flock together
HON. PAT'S ENGLISH: Members of
an avian species of identical
plumage tend to congregate.
ORDINARY ENGLISH: Beauty is only
skin deep.
HON. PAT'S ENGLISH: Pulchritude
possesses solely cutaneous
profundity.
ORDINARY ENGLISH: Cleanliness is
godliness.
HON. PAT'S ENGLISH: Freedom
from incrustations of grime is
contiguous to rectitude.
#searching for my diko#
Re: Unilag 2013/2014/admission by Cutesthunk(m): 8:50am On Sep 21, 2013
Cutesthunk: MY ENCOUNTER WITH COBHAMS ASUQUO- I remember vividly when i went for project fame auditions 3yrs ago (the one Chidinma won) i had an encounter with Cobhams, he's a blind but extremely talented musician, i dnt get favourable comments from him o, but i got sth that is priceless from him, here is what i got '' A BLIND PERSON AINT A MAN THAT IS VISUALLY IMPAIRED BUT RATHER A MAN THAT IS VISION IMPAIRED '' the real blind fellows are those that havent discovered their purpose'' Xo i came to realize that my purpose wil be in place if i'm focused, determined, and connected to my OGA at the top up up, Though after my singing, Cobhams told me that i sing like an OLD SKOOL SINGER, gosh! I really felt bad, i had dreamt of being in the academy, actually i'm a gud singer but i dnt knw wat happnd dat day o, i rehearsed before going with my guitar, maybe my best wasnt gud enough and maybe my choice of song wasnt on point, nevertheless i left the audition venue so confident that i wuld go places if i DO WHAT I'M SUPPOSED TO DO! #no shaking# felt like sharing it wit u guys......
The most pathetic person in
the world is one who has eyes
but no vision.
Re: Unilag 2013/2014/admission by Nobody: 9:00am On Sep 21, 2013
honey: even if the strike should end this month , physical clearance would start november or next year
naso nau. I just got masef a job
Re: Unilag 2013/2014/admission by Kiingsolomon(f): 9:08am On Sep 21, 2013
@farano:
Ermmmmm King Solomon, i go change am 4 u o #clenches fist#
Re: Unilag 2013/2014/admission by Nobody: 9:10am On Sep 21, 2013
Dr. Asiko:

lol
Dr Asiko, i'm presently callin Hon. Patrick Obahiagbon to come and help me toast you. U go hear am today grin
Re: Unilag 2013/2014/admission by Nobody: 9:13am On Sep 21, 2013
Cutesthunk: The most pathetic person in
the world is one who has eyes
but no vision.
hmmn! ride on. I dey feel u

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Re: Unilag 2013/2014/admission by yemmytcm(m): 9:41am On Sep 21, 2013
@farano:
@Yemmy how was ur nyt? Hope u slpt well?
yes,i slept well dearie...and It's so glaring you had a good nyt ! Takie of you
Re: Unilag 2013/2014/admission by yemmytcm(m): 9:44am On Sep 21, 2013
godofphysics: Dr Asiko, i'm presently callin Hon. Patrick Obahiagbon to come and help me toast you. U go hear am today grin
#hmmmmm,waiting for asiko's comment on diz o#

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Re: Unilag 2013/2014/admission by Cutesthunk(m): 10:00am On Sep 21, 2013
gringrin gringrin gringrin gringrin gringrin gringrin gringrin gringrin FUNNY PRAYER I HEARD '' O lord, remove the two front teeth of my enemies so by their smile i shall know them....lol

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Re: Unilag 2013/2014/admission by Zikstar4me(m): 10:12am On Sep 21, 2013
Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
yemmytcm: yes,i slept well dearie...and It's so glaring you had a good nyt ! Takie of you
Re: Unilag 2013/2014/admission by Nobody: 10:17am On Sep 21, 2013
Me thinks dat d greater length of d strike has passed. *positive thinking*
Re: Unilag 2013/2014/admission by Cutesthunk(m): 10:17am On Sep 21, 2013
oya ooo, wey my profs? More uplifting things and quotes
Re: Unilag 2013/2014/admission by Cutesthunk(m): 10:18am On Sep 21, 2013
Owbeecee: Me thinks dat d greater length of d strike has passed. *positive thinking*
definitely pal
Re: Unilag 2013/2014/admission by Nobody: 10:19am On Sep 21, 2013
Cutesthunk: definitely pal
Na so...
Re: Unilag 2013/2014/admission by Nobody: 10:20am On Sep 21, 2013
godofphysics: Dr Asiko, i'm presently callin Hon. Patrick Obahiagbon to come and help me toast you. U go hear am today grin
lmao
Re: Unilag 2013/2014/admission by rashywire: 10:29am On Sep 21, 2013
hmn, while i was coming 4rm lag afta my xam d other day, na so kidnappers carry go ilasa to 1 herbalist, d man chanted hoping i'm nt conscious, buh i was. in short, dey collected my phone n ask me 2 leave. i just giv tanks 2 almighty GOD. datz y i'v nt been onlyn oo. @ all help me tank GOD.

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Re: Unilag 2013/2014/admission by farano(f): 10:30am On Sep 21, 2013
Kiingsolomon:
what?
Re: Unilag 2013/2014/admission by farano(f): 10:32am On Sep 21, 2013
Dr. Asiko:

lmao
Ah! Ah!! Shy??...#giggles#
Re: Unilag 2013/2014/admission by rashywire: 10:35am On Sep 21, 2013
I'm gud @ laboz, yemmy n lurve. tanks. i was nt up 2 cutoff cos i had 60 n d cutoff is 70.38. so i xnge my course hopin 2 write next jamb if d supplimentary list favour me. it wil even favour me n other NL dat xnge his/her course. SHALOM

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Re: Unilag 2013/2014/admission by farano(f): 10:39am On Sep 21, 2013
godofphysics: Dr Asiko, i'm presently callin Hon. Patrick Obahiagbon to come and help me toast you. U go hear am today grin
Patiently waiting o
Re: Unilag 2013/2014/admission by Cutesthunk(m): 10:41am On Sep 21, 2013
rashywire: hmn, while i was coming 4rm lag afta my xam d other day, na so kidnappers carry go ilasa to 1 herbalist, d man chanted hoping i'm nt conscious, buh i was. in short, dey collected my phone n ask me 2 leave. i just giv tanks 2 almighty GOD. datz y i'v nt been onlyn oo. @ all help me tank GOD.
....hey, father i give u all the praise for saving my broda o, eeeeh, dem no fit quench our shining light ooo, this kidnapper are really callous haba! Who knows where the missing ppl stem from? MY BRODA I THANK GOD FOR U
Re: Unilag 2013/2014/admission by farano(f): 10:41am On Sep 21, 2013
rashywire: hmn, while i was coming 4rm lag afta my xam d other day, na so kidnappers carry go ilasa to 1 herbalist, d man chanted hoping i'm nt conscious, buh i was. in short, dey collected my phone n ask me 2 leave. i just giv tanks 2 almighty GOD. datz y i'v nt been onlyn oo. @ all help me tank GOD.
Pele
Re: Unilag 2013/2014/admission by Nobody: 11:28am On Sep 21, 2013
See wetin ASUU strike cause!
Conversation Between a Rat and
Student...
Rat: (with tiny voice) Hello...
Student: Hello, Who am I speaking
with?
Rat: Na Mr. Farouk be dis abi?
Student: Yes, you are speaking
with Mr. Farouk, who
is this please?
Rat: So you no recognise my voice
abi? Na me your
Room Mate.
Student: You say what?
Rat: Your Room Mate Rat, I dey ur
Room now.
Student: I beg your pardon?
Rat: Which yeye beg you dey beg.
I never chop since U comot
3months ago. I check that place
you dey
put food i no see anything. I
check kitchen nothing,I even
check your Fridge no
single food there. E be like say you
wan kill me abi?
No problem, I just say make I let
you know say that
your Certificate 4 inside your
wardrobe wey dem write
EKITI STATE UNIVERSITY, I don eat
the
'''EKITI" comot, Remaining "STATE
UNIVERSITY
".
Let me see which work you go
take
STATE UNIVERSITY" go find.....,!

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Re: Unilag 2013/2014/admission by Nobody: 11:31am On Sep 21, 2013
@farano:
Patiently waiting o
shush!!!*whispering* pls advise me of wat to say, i can't afford to Bleep up now. I'm almost there
Re: Unilag 2013/2014/admission by Akanbi93: 11:55am On Sep 21, 2013
@farano:
Grind & burn which people? What av dey done 2 deserve death o?? U shuld av asked God 2 change dea minds na
I am nt talking about human beigns here,i am talkn abt 'spirits'.d bible says,for we wrestle nt against flesh nd blood,bt against principalty nd powers.

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Re: Unilag 2013/2014/admission by Nobody: 12:16pm On Sep 21, 2013
Akanbi93: I am nt talking about human beigns here,i am talkn abt 'spirits'.d bible says,for we wrestle nt against flesh nd blood,bt against principalty nd powers.
That brings d question to mind...can a spirit die? Aren't spirits immortal? If they r to be destroyed on d last day or afta judgement then y do people pray for them to fall down n die today? *just asking* n if they will burn in hell forever y pray for them to die too? Either way can a spirit fall down n die today?

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Re: Unilag 2013/2014/admission by ugonna1054(m): 1:20pm On Sep 21, 2013
It's raining here like crazy# shivering feeling cold#
Re: Unilag 2013/2014/admission by Nobody: 1:33pm On Sep 21, 2013
ugonna1054:
It's raining here like crazy# shivering feeling cold#








Sorry
Re: Unilag 2013/2014/admission by Zikstar4me(m): 2:30pm On Sep 21, 2013
Lol.
godofphysics: See wetin ASUU strike cause!
Conversation Between a Rat and
Student...
Rat: (with tiny voice) Hello...
Student: Hello, Who am I speaking
with?
Rat: Na Mr. Farouk be dis abi?
Student: Yes, you are speaking
with Mr. Farouk, who
is this please?i
Rat: So you no recognise my voice
abi? Na me your
Room Mate.
Student: You say what?
Rat: Your Room Mate Rat, I dey ur
Room now.
Student: I beg your pardon?
Rat: Which yeye beg you dey beg.
I never chop since U comot
3months ago. I check that place
you dey
put food i no see anything. I
check kitchen nothing,I even
check your Fridge no
single food there. E be like say you
wan kill me abi?
No problem, I just say make I let
you know say that
your Certificate 4 inside your
wardrobe wey dem write
EKITI STATE UNIVERSITY, I don eat
the
'''EKITI" comot, Remaining "STATE
UNIVERSITY
".
Let me see which work you go
take
STATE UNIVERSITY" go find.....,!

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