mastermynd: longest tym ma pple,.
Hw is kingdom faring,hope Fyn,,if so,glory be to God,
#paragraph#
am using dis medium to tell u dat Ayaf port to poly of first choice'(yabatech) as uni of first choice dey do me strong tin ,
half bread dey say is better Dan puff puff.
#paragraph again#
so Ayam going to be sakaportinng Soonest,,
#pAragraphk#
am sorry Cos I ain't. around,,,Ayaf being shooting all send d globe ni,,#nt gun ooo#David had been begging me to cum and reshoot his skelewuu again,,buh I Dnt hav his tym,,,
#am nt prouding ooo#
am working on a new opera,titled,,
eerm errm. erm

Kiingsolomon:

#stands akimbo in his front#, nd wuz wiffy is she?...
(dnt tell me she is Bishop's o, cuz dey just did their Divorce ceremony, some weeks ago... Unfortunately, U neva attended#.

If shez Nat for ma oga physo, den to whom is she?... EniOrisha, Zikstar, mastermynd, labodz, prince, antia, Wolii fire, ugonna, senior Damoskiy, evangelist... Hehehe, abi Oladoya's?

Ortarico: Fellow fresh Unilag mates, how's your preparation for assumption? Learn, contribute and participate in the upcoming maths quiz. No one is an island of knowledge, one love!
https://www.nairaland.com/1513206/nairaland-math-quiz

yemmytcm: Ibeere Nla ! #sips fanta

Ortarico: Fellow fresh Unilag mates, how's your preparation for assumption? Learn, contribute and participate in the upcoming maths quiz. No one is an island of knowledge, one love!
https://www.nairaland.com/1513206/nairaland-math-quiz

oladoya: whatz dis one saying? You wanna peck/slap someone's wiffy face? Well kirikiri still dey open sha.

mastermynd:
Tak ya tym,,
Shogbo ,
Ayam sending u to represent me in my next shooting,,,
TIME:3am #midnite#
LOCATION:Maidhguri,,,-bornu state
TITLE:uplifting education and christianiy

I trust u,,my guy,,,u will do d job berry erry well,,,

mastermynd: longest tym ma pple,.
Hw is kingdom faring,hope Fyn,,if so,glory be to God,
#paragraph#
am using dis medium to tell u dat Ayaf port to poly of first choice'(yabatech) as uni of first choice dey do me strong tin ,
half bread dey say is better Dan puff puff.
#paragraph again#
so Ayam going to be sakaportinng Soonest,,
#pAragraphk#
am sorry Cos I ain't. around,,,Ayaf being shooting all send d globe ni,,#nt gun ooo#David had been begging me to cum and reshoot his skelewuu again,,buh I Dnt hav his tym,,,,
#am nt prouding ooo#
am working on a new opera,titled,,
eerm errm. erm

Kiingsolomon:

#stands akimbo in his front#, nd wuz wiffy is she?...
(dnt tell me she is Bishop's o, cuz dey just did their Divorce ceremony, some weeks ago... Unfortunately, U neva attended#.

If shez Nat for ma oga physo, den to whom is she?... EniOrisha, Zikstar, mastermynd, labodz, prince, antia, Wolii fire, ugonna, senior Damoskiy, evangelist... Hehehe, abi Oladoya's?

yemmytcm: mathematics ? Interesting,God will help da participants ooo #laying my bed#

Kiingsolomon: eleyi o gidi gan ooo!..
Bt no tym, jez gat job to teach a Creche class . Where ma name is being changed to Uncle! Uncle!!.

Abeg, farano teach me some poems I can upload to their "pap"-cerebrum!

mastermynd:
Tak ya tym,,
Shogbo ,
Ayam sending u to represent me in my next shooting,,,
TIME:3am #midnite#
LOCATION:Maidhguri,,,-bornu state
TITLE:uplifting education and christianiy

I trust u,,my guy,,,u will do d job berry erry well,,,

@farano:
Olado wetin?? Dat Mike Tyson? I laff in english...

yemmytcm: uplifting education and christianity in bornu ? Abeg no send oladoya,i lyk am....send diz boy#frowning face#,diz solomon boy,e fit talk about uplifting tinz well.....but after lyk 8 hrs,send da medical team,only the medical team can do the transportation back home,solomon da LIVING SACRIFICE

Kiingsolomon: heeeeey!, shineeeeke!, ehwooo!, Chai! .

So, pple dey hate Kingsolomon in diz kingdom lai diz?,
#whistles# Olopa ooo!.

In Bornu, uplifting talk and CHRISTIANITY?, walai, na suya dem fit use person do.

Well, as for d film shooting oo, I don lost ma acting voice, nd uplifting talk don comot for head(due to too much of cold kunnu).


Now, U can take bishop wit u, make him do am,.. So after like 10hrs, make una no call me o,
me go come by myself with three Suya sellers, so dem dey buy suya on wholesales... come sell for Farano nd other Suya-addicts like her! .

Oya, Bishop make una follow him go car-park... Bornu tii ya! Hehehe

eni orisha:
#rise 4rm power room# my king, i dey warn u say people r eyeing ur positn.& ' kokoro ti nje efo....remember d last time not too long ago wey this ur hypocrite friend(grant him anonymity because of deities' attack on him) won drag u go fire fire house,now he dey use style wan send u go meet boko boys telln u say na riyad(saudi money) dey wan pay una.tell him say vacacy no dey palace o,but if u insist say u dey go because of extra-hard currency,no say d deities no warn u o infact if u know dey palace again me sef gan go vie 4 d throne,who no wan make people dey call him kabiesi o with prostration full length & genufleting as well as having acess 2 d queens & princesses & mistreses of this kingdom. back to d shrine!!!!!

Godson44: porting out of this thread to yaba tech, after so-many months....was offered inter sci edu course at unilag,but GOD blessd me with comp engnr at yabatech
#so gratefull 2 GOD# #apriciation #

godofphysics: If nt 4 my admisn leta, i wud've even 4gotten i gaind admisn dis year, of which i shud even b a gradu8 by now if nt 4 various anomalies.....i'm rly sad abt d situatn of tinz in dis country....i'm only pretendin to b alright....mtcheew(turns neck in disgust). I may nt even comment on this thread again sef...#so sad# catch u guyz smday, mayb in unilag, if i dnt end up changin my mind.

godofphysics: If nt 4 my admisn leta, i wud've even 4gotten i gaind admisn dis year, of which i shud even b a gradu8 by now if nt 4 various anomalies.....i'm rly sad abt d situatn of tinz in dis country....i'm only pretendin to b alright....mtcheew(turns neck in disgust). I may nt even comment on this thread again sef...#so sad# catch u guyz smday, mayb in unilag, if i dnt end up changin my mind.

@farano:
#clears throat# Tortoise fell into a latrine pit half-filled wif faeces. The stench in d latrine pit oozed lyk an angry lava irrupting 4rm a volcano. D tortise complained about d stench in d very first day,wif d implicit hope dat someone, u know, wuld come 2 his rescue.but no one came. On d 2nd day,he neva complained & no one came. It dawned on him dat he might yet spend a 3rd day in d latrine pit. @ dis point,howeva, he thot of d foolishness of complaining wen no one was coming around 2 rescue him. He ENDURED d stench till d 6th day! He even began 2 ENJOY d smell of shit in d pit. And den it happened on d 7th day: d tortoise heard d sound of foot-match as someone walked by d latrine pit. Just den,he started SCREAMING 2 high heavens: "Who's dia? Could someone pls rescue me 4rm dis latrine pit? D STENCH IS 2MUCH 4 ME, & I COULD DIE IF I SPEND ANOTHER MINUTE HERE"..... Fortunately 4 him d passer-by heard d screaming & quickly came 2 his rescue.

@farano:
#clears throat# story story!!!

@farano:
Once upon a tym!,

@farano:
there was a Tortoise who fell into a latrine pit half-filled wif faeces.

@farano:
The stench in d latrine pit oozed lyk an angry lava irrupting 4rm a volcano. D tortise complained about d stench in d very first day,wif d implicit hope dat someone, u know, wuld come 2 his rescue.but no one came.

@farano:
On d 2nd day,he neva complained & no one came. It dawned on him dat he might yet spend a 3rd day in d latrine pit. @ dis point,howeva, he thot of d foolishness of complaining wen no one was coming around 2 rescue him. He ENDURED d stench till d 6th day! He even began 2 ENJOY d smell of shit in d pit.

@farano:
And den it happened on d 7th day: d tortoise heard d sound of foot-match as someone walked by d latrine pit. Just den,he started SCREAMING 2 high heavens: "Who's dia? Could someone pls rescue me 4rm dis latrine pit? D STENCH IS 2MUCH 4 ME, & I COULD DIE IF I SPEND ANOTHER MINUTE HERE"..... Fortunately 4 him d passer-by heard d screaming & quickly came 2 his rescue.

Kiingsolomon: hmmm, in a sentence,... U b one of dem too, abi?...

#stands, thinking abt d types of frnds, queens, concubines nd princesses surrounding me.# #sigh# hmm...

Kiingsolomon: hmmm, in a sentence,... U b one of dem too, abi?...

#stands, thinking abt d types of frnds, queens, concubines nd princesses surrounding me.# #sigh# hmm...

eni orisha:
kabiesi o, i dey loyal 2 u and this kingdom o,ki ade pe lori...ever since u ascend 2 d throne,i ve been serving this kingdom as d commander-in-chief of this kingdom,as well as chief special ass. on spiritual matter to u.
why is d atom of betrayal? i only advise u say make u no like money pass ur life my king.

@farano:
#dancing skelewu# i'm very happy 4 u o o.

@farano:
#clears throat# Tortoise fell into a latrine pit half-filled wif faeces. The stench in d latrine pit oozed lyk an angry lava irrupting 4rm a volcano. D tortise complained about d stench in d very first day,wif d implicit hope dat someone, u know, wuld come 2 his rescue.but no one came. On d 2nd day,he neva complained & no one came. It dawned on him dat he might yet spend a 3rd day in d latrine pit. @ dis point,howeva, he thot of d foolishness of complaining wen no one was coming around 2 rescue him. He ENDURED d stench till d 6th day! He even began 2 ENJOY d smell of shit in d pit. And den it happened on d 7th day: d tortoise heard d sound of foot-match as someone walked by d latrine pit. Just den,he started SCREAMING 2 high heavens: "Who's dia? Could someone pls rescue me 4rm dis latrine pit? D STENCH IS 2MUCH 4 ME, & I COULD DIE IF I SPEND ANOTHER MINUTE HERE"..... Fortunately 4 him d passer-by heard d screaming & quickly came 2 his rescue.

Godwin88: We all seek academic excellence and many even crave for first class; I must confess, that being a first class graduate is beyond " mere" words! It takes unwavering determination, God's grace and focus.

damosky12:
god man. I undrstnd u are venting ur frustrations. Its expected, gaining admission after years of battling with JAMB and PUME only for your celebration to be impeded by the strike. Its so sad. But you know what? "...in all things, give thanks". At least we entered