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Re: Need A Female Teenage Nairalander Friend.. Pls All NL Teenagers Should Check! by Idowuogbo(f): 4:35pm On Jan 05, 2013
esere826:

Ok then, u are ripe and ready to drop. I'll wait till the 27th of this month to fulfil all legal requirements
I plan to 'wise' u properly on that day and yet ensure that i don't give you 'big problem'

please keep away from anyone that wants to 'foolish' you o.
the first taste of that 'thing' is being auctioned in Brazi for thousand of dollars (see http://edition.cnn.com/2013/01/02/world/americas/brazil-teen-sells-virginity/)
I will give u 'sweet' when I am 'wising' u. U hear??
Oh boi na wa for u o! D babe go write 3 lines, u go reply wiv 3pages, o ga gan o Oga lecturer!
Re: Need A Female Teenage Nairalander Friend.. Pls All NL Teenagers Should Check! by esere826: 4:42pm On Jan 05, 2013
Idowuogbo:
Oh boi na wa for u o! D page go write 3 lines, u go reply wiv 3pages, o ga gan o Oga lecturer!

But i am the lecturer,
indeed her teacher

enough knowledge to share for more than one
at ur service if u also heed the call
Re: Need A Female Teenage Nairalander Friend.. Pls All NL Teenagers Should Check! by free2ryhme: 4:46pm On Jan 05, 2013
Idowuogbo: Hey, am 13! U aite? smiley

somebody gr8 grandmother wan woo small pickin ....lol
Re: Need A Female Teenage Nairalander Friend.. Pls All NL Teenagers Should Check! by Ishilove: 4:55pm On Jan 05, 2013
esere826:

why does babylon conspire
Solomon's men look in envy

desiring the young maiden for their master
grin
Re: Need A Female Teenage Nairalander Friend.. Pls All NL Teenagers Should Check! by Ishilove: 4:57pm On Jan 05, 2013
What are your methods of tutoring, esere?
Re: Need A Female Teenage Nairalander Friend.. Pls All NL Teenagers Should Check! by AlterEgoTM: 5:02pm On Jan 05, 2013
cool cool
Party over guys cool

Here to burst some bubbles, cool y'all impostors should be scared, very scared! tongue tongue grin grin







Emi Ika! cool
Re: Need A Female Teenage Nairalander Friend.. Pls All NL Teenagers Should Check! by AnodaIT(m): 5:06pm On Jan 05, 2013
Codedrock:
but i couldn't, cos u hav to follow me back!
.
Ishilove: What are your methods of tutoring, esere?
She dey talk you dey reply, u no know wey u dey go MUMU.
Re: Need A Female Teenage Nairalander Friend.. Pls All NL Teenagers Should Check! by Detonatorrex(m): 5:23pm On Jan 05, 2013
esere826:

why does babylon conspire
Solomon's men look in envy

desiring the young maiden for their master
what is this that thou sayest?
Re: Need A Female Teenage Nairalander Friend.. Pls All NL Teenagers Should Check! by EzePromoe: 5:29pm On Jan 05, 2013
Ishilove:
Back off Daddy O, this here thread is for teenagers only. We don't want old cargo here. angry
Mummy, stop that o angry Is not because I came to NL and started testing my wooing abilities on you, in my quest for a sugar mummy from age of 35 and above angry
Re: Need A Female Teenage Nairalander Friend.. Pls All NL Teenagers Should Check! by AnodaIT(m): 6:00pm On Jan 05, 2013
Eze Promoe:
Mummy, stop that o angry Is not because I came to NL and started testing my wooing abilities on you, in my quest for a sugar mummy from age of 35 and above angry
shocked
She told me 22
Re: Need A Female Teenage Nairalander Friend.. Pls All NL Teenagers Should Check! by esere826: 6:02pm On Jan 05, 2013
Ishilove: What are your methods of tutoring, esere?

methods?
tools of the trade?

*unsheaths his garments*
I always start by showing my protegees
that there is nothing in this life to be ashamed of

look closely my dear.... thats the method
indeed the pen=>is mightier than the sword

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Re: Need A Female Teenage Nairalander Friend.. Pls All NL Teenagers Should Check! by esere826: 6:03pm On Jan 05, 2013
Detonator-rex:
what is this that thou sayest?

you go start by reading the KJV version of the old testament
na then u go start to dey understand the code
Re: Need A Female Teenage Nairalander Friend.. Pls All NL Teenagers Should Check! by EzePromoe: 6:16pm On Jan 05, 2013
AnodaIT: shocked
She told me 22
Now you've seen it. She's 37!
Re: Need A Female Teenage Nairalander Friend.. Pls All NL Teenagers Should Check! by mudistr(m): 6:33pm On Jan 05, 2013
funny thread. old boys and girls masquerading as teenagers. Nice poems too
Re: Need A Female Teenage Nairalander Friend.. Pls All NL Teenagers Should Check! by mudistr(m): 6:35pm On Jan 05, 2013
@esere. you are quite smooth
Re: Need A Female Teenage Nairalander Friend.. Pls All NL Teenagers Should Check! by Bella3(f): 8:03pm On Jan 05, 2013
gringrin
NICE THREAD. Very funny indeed.
*grabs popcorn and pepsi and watches from distance*
Re: Need A Female Teenage Nairalander Friend.. Pls All NL Teenagers Should Check! by Ishilove: 8:25pm On Jan 05, 2013
Codedrock, you gat mail.

My mum says esere has ungodly plAns for me. That's too bad. He sounded sincere sad

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Re: Need A Female Teenage Nairalander Friend.. Pls All NL Teenagers Should Check! by Ishilove: 8:28pm On Jan 05, 2013
esere826:

methods?
tools of the trade?

*unsheaths his garments*
I always start by showing my protegees
that there is nothing in this life to be ashamed of

look closely my dear.... thats the method
indeed the pen=>is mightier than the sword
Your tutorial instrument is beneath thine garments??

Why, Mr Esere, I am apalled!! shocked
Re: Need A Female Teenage Nairalander Friend.. Pls All NL Teenagers Should Check! by Ishilove: 8:31pm On Jan 05, 2013
Eze Promoe:
Mummy, stop that o angry Is not because I came to NL and started testing my wooing abilities on you, in my quest for a sugar mummy from age of 35 and above angry
You lie!! Does Seunplus know you are it again?? angry
Re: Need A Female Teenage Nairalander Friend.. Pls All NL Teenagers Should Check! by Codedrock(m): 8:37pm On Jan 05, 2013
AnodaIT: .
She dey talk you dey reply, u no know wey u dey go MUMU.
hey mr man, wat did u mean by this shits u wrote unh?
Re: Need A Female Teenage Nairalander Friend.. Pls All NL Teenagers Should Check! by Ishilove: 8:40pm On Jan 05, 2013
AnodaIT: shocked
She told me 22
You better respect your old age. Do I know you from anywhere??

What are all these overaged people doing on this thread sef? . I thought this thread was for teenagers alone?? angry

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Re: Need A Female Teenage Nairalander Friend.. Pls All NL Teenagers Should Check! by Codedrock(m): 8:42pm On Jan 05, 2013
Holy crap! Dis serious thread hav been turned to joke.

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Re: Need A Female Teenage Nairalander Friend.. Pls All NL Teenagers Should Check! by Codedrock(m): 8:45pm On Jan 05, 2013
Ishilove:
You better respect your old age. Do I know you from anywhere??

What are all these overaged people doing on this thread sef? . I thought this thread was for teenagers alone?? angry
so meaning u 've been deceiving me? Anyao but didn't gat ur mail&nd u avn't follow me back.
Re: Need A Female Teenage Nairalander Friend.. Pls All NL Teenagers Should Check! by Ishilove: 8:49pm On Jan 05, 2013
Codedrock:
so meaning u 've been deceiving me? Anyao but didn't gat ur mail&nd u avn't follow me back.
I've replied your mail, and no, I haven't been deceiving you. angry

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Re: Need A Female Teenage Nairalander Friend.. Pls All NL Teenagers Should Check! by Codedrock(m): 8:54pm On Jan 05, 2013
Ishilove: Codedrock, you gat mail.

My mum says esere has ungodly plAns for me. That's too bad. He sounded sincere sad
ur mum now knows abt this? So wat did ur mum thinks abt me? Lol.. Omo mummy!

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Re: Need A Female Teenage Nairalander Friend.. Pls All NL Teenagers Should Check! by Ishilove: 9:02pm On Jan 05, 2013
Codedrock:
ur mum now knows abt this? So wat did ur mum thinks abt me? Lol.. Omo mummy!
Lol. We are all our parents children. cheesy

My mummy says since you just want to be friends then there is no harm in it.

She however added a caveat: she says that the day you ask me to send you pictures of my netherparts is the day I give you a brief history of your ancestry, with particular reference to your generation, before finally cutting off all contact with you.

Will you ever ask me to send pictures of my netherparts, Codedrock?

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Re: Need A Female Teenage Nairalander Friend.. Pls All NL Teenagers Should Check! by esere826: 9:08pm On Jan 05, 2013
Ishilove:
Your tutorial instrument is beneath thine garments??

Why, Mr Esere, I am apalled!! shocked

Indeed it is,
wrapped sluggishly around my waist
but do not allow your mind wander in torment

afterall, spies also carry their tools
tucked neatly underneath their garment
Re: Need A Female Teenage Nairalander Friend.. Pls All NL Teenagers Should Check! by esere826: 9:11pm On Jan 05, 2013
Ishilove: Codedrock, you gat mail.

My mum says esere has ungodly plAns for me. That's too bad. He sounded sincere sad

how can your mum possibly judge
what she has not really seen

her wisdom belongs to another age
you on the other hand
walk with a contemporary sage
Re: Need A Female Teenage Nairalander Friend.. Pls All NL Teenagers Should Check! by Codedrock(m): 9:19pm On Jan 05, 2013
Ishilove:
Lol. We are all our parents children. cheesy

My mummy says since you just want to be friends then there is no harm in it.

She however added a caveat: she says that the day you ask me to send you pictures of my netherparts is the day I give you a brief history of your ancestry, with particular reference to your generation, before finally cutting off all contact with you.

Will you ever ask me to send pictures of my netherparts, Codedrock?
lol... Never gonna do dat! I can only ask of ur hot pics, i mean ur pic.. Nd op u gat ma mail?
Re: Need A Female Teenage Nairalander Friend.. Pls All NL Teenagers Should Check! by Ishilove: 9:19pm On Jan 05, 2013
esere826:

Indeed it is,
wrapped sluggishly around my waist
but do not allow your mind wander in torment

afterall, spies also carry their tools
tucked neatly underneath their garment




O, that's a relief! So you keep your biros and pens under your garments? So you just whip 'em out and let it fly, wherever, whenever, huh?
Re: Need A Female Teenage Nairalander Friend.. Pls All NL Teenagers Should Check! by mudistr(m): 9:21pm On Jan 05, 2013
Codedrock:
lol... Never gonna do dat! I can only ask of ur[b] hot pics [/b], i mean ur pic.. Nd op u gat ma mail?
This boy no pure o
Re: Need A Female Teenage Nairalander Friend.. Pls All NL Teenagers Should Check! by Ishilove: 9:23pm On Jan 05, 2013
esere826:

how can your mum possibly judge
what she has not really seen

her wisdom belongs to another age
you on the other hand
walk with a contemporary sage
Ever heard of wisdom of the ancients??

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