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Creative Naija Jokes. Add Yours by JimloveTM(m): 9:09pm On Jan 05, 2013
It took time b4 d fish died...
Ans: "EJA CULATE"

~ I put JERRY in a CAN...
Ans: "JERRYCAN"

~ Tunde's dad shaves Shola's
pubic hair...
Ans: "BABA-TUNDE FA-SHOLA..."

~ ABU ran Away ..
Ans: "ABUJA"

~ It'll be long before Dan will come... Ans: "Dangote"

~ The rainbow has a mother ....
Ans: "iyarainbow"

~ The only native I can wear to
the alter is:
Ans: "alternative"

~ You're just too thin..
Ans: you should be called "Justin".

~ I beat Lisa...
Ans: "Mo na Lisa"

~ When Obertan missed the goal, Ferguson shouted,
"O ber Tan"

~ I pack rumors call me
Ans: "Pakurumo ?"

~ I counted my foam
Ans: "Mouka Foam"

~ Funmi dribbles Sean......
Ans: "I call it Fumigation"

~ My Hoe Don Land.
Ans: "Call it Holland"

~ My ex can sieve any clue...
Ans: "Exclusive"

~ My aunt eloped with her
boyfriend,
Ans: call her antelope

~ My dad showed me my lost key...
Ans: "Daddy Showkey"
Re: Creative Naija Jokes. Add Yours by badooo(m): 4:50pm On Jan 06, 2013
So not funny

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