Akpos, Rukewe and John decided to go to China for
vacation. Since they were new to the place they had
to stay in a hotel. And their room was on the
60th floor.
The policy of the hotel was that at midnight the
elevators were shut down. The next day, this guys
rented a car and explored the
city. They enjoyed themselves and arrived at the
hotel past midnight.
The elevators were shut down.
There was no other way to get to their room but to
take the stairs all the way to the 60th floor.
John said'''for the first 20 floors, I will tell jokes
to keep us going. Then Rukewe could say wise stories
for the next 20 floors and lastly, we will cover the
final 20 floors with sad stories from akpos.''
So,John started with jokes. With laughs and joy, they
reached the 20th floor. Rukewe started
saying stories full of wisdom. They learned a lot while
reaching the 40th floor.
Now it was time for sad stories. So, Akpos started:
?My first sad story is that I left the key for the
room in the car
?f na you be the friend,wetin you go do Akpos??

Lol @ d pix bt d joke is very old!!!

Luv d pix

That pic isn't real!

Na heart attack waiting to happen. The guy in the pic looks miserable sef.

The pic make sense, but the Yoke is as old as madam Efe. . . no offience

^^

You wan try?

akpors lost his cheque book and proceeded to the bank a week later to report the incidence.here is the convo that ensued between akpors and bank manager.
akpors:i lost my cheque book last week when coming back from work.
Bank manager:oh my! You should have reported this immidiately you knew you had lost it...your signature may be forged by anybody and used to..
AKPORScuts in)...that is not possible.i am not a fool! I already signed all the available spaces for signature and as such there is no space anyone can sign.

the bank manager fainted and pooed on his pant trousers

bright007: akpors lost his cheque book and proceeded to the bank a week later to report the incidence.here is the convo that ensued between akpors and bank manager.
akpors:i lost my cheque book last week when coming back from work.
Bank manager:oh my! You should have reported this immidiately you knew you had lost it...your signature may be forged by anybody and used to..
AKPORScuts in)...that is not possible.i am not a fool! I already signed all the available spaces for signature and as such there is no space anyone can sign.

the bank manager fainted and pooed on his pant trousers

Can't stop laughing