A man got a new Ferrari for his birthday and
went to test drive it on the highway. As he
was driving he wondered how fast it could
go, but before he could get very far he heard
sirens. He sped up thinking he could outrun
the cop, but then he came to his senses and pulled over. The cop walked over and asked
for the man’s license and registration. Then
the cop said, “Listen, Mac, it’s Friday, I’m tired,
and I just want to go home, so if you can
give me an excuse I haven’t heard before, I’ll
let you go.” The man thought for a minute, then replied,
“My wife ran off with a cop the other day,
and I thought you were trying to give her
back to me.”
The cop nodded and said, “Have a nice day.”
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