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Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by st3v3nr3x(m): 10:23am On Oct 12, 2015
JigsawKillah:



really? mikuz needs someone to battle
mikuz? .....fyn will battle him weneva hz ready
Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by obainojazz(m): 10:30am On Oct 12, 2015
st3v3nr3x:
dz tiny balls can gt ur mama pregnant even in ha menopause
ok grin you are noticed..... cheesy go and play with sand
Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by coogar: 10:37am On Oct 12, 2015
ELYMAXiimus:
ThePrekky's verse - maybe wasnt as dope as expected, but it wasnt wack.

If you don't like seeing keys, you can as well skip it and go straight to the main verse.

Y'all didn't get the humour in the verse because you're not familiar with the personals. It was a personal filled brawl.
Imagine what a non-member of this section would think of giyaz's verse against dark.


Think twice before jumping into conclusion. And you'd be doing yourself a great deal of favour by ignoring such frivolous comments
by thecrook!


see this simpleton.
what you are going through is known as post traumatic stress syndrome. it's a condition known to any of the opponents i have destroyed in a battle ring! the symptoms would last 3-9 months. the more obstinate you get, the longer it persists.

i don't blame you though, na that yeye airmark that failed to ban your account permanently after your woeful loss. why are you bitter anyways? you had your chance in the ring and you lost. all the people gassing you before the brawl gave you the L. your own homies set you up - they left you stranded for cannibal coog to eviscerate.

may amadioha impregnate you with albino quadruplets!

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Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by CaptAwesome(m): 10:40am On Oct 12, 2015
st3v3nr3x:
it myt turn out bad for u oh..
Well...Unfortunately 4 yu, I ain't afraid!
Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by st3v3nr3x(m): 10:47am On Oct 12, 2015
obainojazz:
ok grin you are noticed..... cheesy go and play with sand
your favourite game
Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by st3v3nr3x(m): 10:48am On Oct 12, 2015
CaptAwesome:

Well...Unfortunately 4 yu, I ain't afraid!
ok den lets BATTLE!!! ...u up for 10barz?
Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by GIYAZZ(m): 12:05pm On Oct 12, 2015
ThePrekky:

Dude Do you know anything about Cheqqs or his personal life?
I need you to explain a few things to me.
0.That scrawny and big eyed line
1.That Goko cleanser line
2.Richard Zednick line
3.Hajj pilgrims line
4.what a carotid is and the correct pronunciation
5. The point behind the last bar
ALL ON THE SPOT WITHOUT EXTERNAL HELP/ LOOKING AT THE LINKS OR ASKING GOOGLE.
If you can honestly do that by yourself then you can comfortably say a verse is wack or not in future and nobody will question u
You had nice ideas. No doubt.

But your delivery(abbreviations, choice of words and etc) was an isore. Compared to your verses I've read on here? That verse is wack.

You should do the changing, and not vise versa.
Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by GIYAZZ(m): 12:07pm On Oct 12, 2015
joywendy:
Giyazz couldn't download the file...
For real? Which browser are you on?
Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by ELYMAXiimus(m): 12:54pm On Oct 12, 2015
coogar:


see this simpleton.
what you are going through is known as post traumatic stress syndrome. it's a condition known to any of the opponents i have destroyed in a battle ring! the symptoms would last 3-9 months. the more obstinate you get, the longer it persists.

i don't blame you though, na that yeye airmark that failed to ban your account permanently after your woeful loss. why are you bitter anyways? you had your chance in the ring and you lost. all the people gassing you before the brawl gave you the L. your own homies set you up - they left you stranded for cannibal coog to eviscerate.

may amadioha impregnate you with albino quadruplets!

I'm putting you on a silent treatment like they do for biatches wigging out. loser!
Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by coogar: 1:03pm On Oct 12, 2015
ELYMAXiimus:

I'm putting you on a silent treatment like they do for biatches wigging out. loser!

silent treatment after losing woefully?

you are a disgrace. were you not thumping your chest that siddoggg & mikuz lost because they were battle-fatigued? so why did you lose then? were you battle fatigued too or you were fighting ebola prior the battle?

you had the big chance to silence coogar once and for all for your state and you lost woefully.....you are a disgrace to your village. you had weeks to prepare and all you could muster was bite heywhizzy, darkrebel and theprekky. you would not punch your way out of a paperbag.

fück outta here....you ignorant bâstard!

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Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by sosiqdude(m): 1:08pm On Oct 12, 2015
Guys we really need more sick female rappers na..


Here gotta be hot.......where teddybiyasi and gladdys 'em... I miss 'em like mad (o_o)
Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by ELYMAXiimus(m): 1:09pm On Oct 12, 2015
coogar:


silent treatment after losing woefully?

you are a disgrace. were you not thumping your chest that siddoggg & mikuz lost because they were battle-fatigued? so why did you lose then? were you battle fatigued too or you were fighting ebola prior the battle?

you had the big chance to silence coogar once and for all for your state and you lost woefully.....you are a disgrace to your village. you had weeks to prepare and all you could muster was bite heywhizzy, darkrebel and theprekky. you would not punch your way out of a paperbag.

fück outta here....you ignorant bâstard!
I know you like back and forths
redundant knave!
go get yourself a job, old man.
and for the records; I didn't lose that spar!.
Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by Nobody: 1:12pm On Oct 12, 2015
darkenedrebel:


Tomorrow 8pm. ..
8 bars only ...


Bring 6 pall bearers & a casket along. ...I'm turning NL into a funeral parlour grin
smh cheesy

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Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by sosiqdude(m): 1:12pm On Oct 12, 2015
coogar:


silent treatment after losing woefully?

you are a disgrace. were you not thumping your chest that siddoggg & mikuz lost because they were battle-fatigued? so why did you lose then? were you battle fatigued too or you were fighting ebola prior the battle?

you had the big chance to silence coogar once and for all for your state and you lost woefully.....you are a disgrace to your village. you had weeks to prepare and all you could muster was bite heywhizzy, darkrebel and theprekky. you would not punch your way out of a paperbag.

fück outta here....you ignorant bâstard!


Nigga take it easy with him na
Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by coogar: 1:16pm On Oct 12, 2015
ELYMAXiimus:

I know you like back and forths
redundant knave!
go get yourself a job, old man.
and for the records; I didn't lose that spar!.

of course, you won!
didn't all the voters give you the W? grin cheesy grin. you suarez'd your way into your lines and still lost woefully. heywhizzy called you a thief politely. rebel undressed you in public with the house-warming bar. biko, stealing musta been encoded in your DNA.

ole---barawo! cheesy


sosiqdude:

Nigga take it easy with him na

nah - i ain't taking it easy with the loser. na airmark i blame. when i wanted the tool to create a thread and pledge that he would deactivate if he loses, it's because of a day like this. airmark cajoled me into taking the battle cos elyfart said he's the man of his words. he lost and he's still posting with his idiötic moniker.

what sort of man reneges on his words? a cripple - with no spinal cord!

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Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by funlord(m): 1:24pm On Oct 12, 2015
grin
coogar:


of course, you won!
didn't all the voters give you the W? grin cheesy grin. you suarez'd your way into your lines and still lost woefully. heywhizzy called you a thief politely. rebel undressed you in public with the house-warming bar. biko, stealing musta been encoded in your DNA.

ole---barawo! cheesy




nah - i ain't taking it easy with the loser. na airmark i blame. when i wanted the tool to create a thread and pledge that he would deactivate if he loses, it's because of a day like this. airmark cajoled me into taking the battle cos elyfart said he's the man of his words. he lost and he's still posting with his idiötic moniker.

what sort of man reneges on his words? a cripple - with no spinal cord!

Shey I brought out my red button of deactivation that day and you all refused 2 comply? Na only that "cocklicker" guy wey man up use am! Much props 2 him 4 dat!

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Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by coogar: 1:38pm On Oct 12, 2015
funlord:
grin

Shey I brought out my red button of deactivation that day and you all refused 2 comply? Na only that "cocklicker" guy wey man up use am! Much props 2 him 4 dat!

jigsawkilla is half a man
elyfart is a herbivorous animal that chews it's cud.
Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by Nobody: 1:39pm On Oct 12, 2015
I french kissed a girl,
But she can't speak french
So she can't kiss n tell


-lil wayne
Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by ELYMAXiimus(m): 1:44pm On Oct 12, 2015
coogar:


of course, you won!
didn't all the voters give you the W? grin cheesy grin. you suarez'd your way into your lines and still lost woefully. heywhizzy called you a thief politely. rebel undressed you in public with the house-warming bar. biko, stealing musta been encoded in your DNA.

ole---barawo! cheesy




nah - i ain't taking it easy with the loser. na airmark i blame. when i wanted the tool to create a thread and pledge that he would deactivate if he loses, it's because of a day like this. airmark cajoled me into taking the battle cos elyfart said he's the man of his words. he lost and he's still posting with his idiötic moniker.

what sort of man reneges on his words? a cripple - with no spinal cord!
Even if I lost I wouldn't deactivate my account, because the pledge was terminated before the brawl by you and everyone who wanted to see the brawl. I told you to put Ur account on the line as well, but you refused, so I changed my mind before the brawl.

You keep making biting allegations against me, but everyone knows that's not the case - you can't prove it.

My write-up was by far better than what you brought to the table. (Battle-wise)

I've got nothing to prove to any john doe on the internet.

I don't want to start ridiculing your verse, 'cause I like treating my opponents after a battle with reverence. But if you refuse to respect yourself, you leave me with no choice.



Cheers
Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by coogar: 2:06pm On Oct 12, 2015
ELYMAXiimus:

Even if I lost I wouldn't deactivate my account, because the pledge was terminated before the brawl by you and everyone who wanted to see the brawl. I told you to put Ur account on the line as well, but you refused, so I changed my mind before the brawl.

you are a fool.....
you were the one that boldly boasted that you would deactivate if you lose. i was super confident i would win. there's no way you write better than i do. there's no living nigerian that can write better than the coog.


You keep making biting allegations against me, but everyone knows that's not the case - you can't prove it.

tommy he'll figure - theprekky
house-warming - darkestrebel
cope in hagging - heywhizzy

if 3/12 of your punchlines were bitten from fellow NLers, heaven knows the number of punches you stole elsewhere.


My write-up was by far better than what you brought to the table. (Battle-wise)

it wasn't
you shoulda asked some of your friends to proof-read it. you had the penmanship of a kindergarten pupil. words were disjointed, the vocab pool was shallow, the punches barely connected with the build-up. it was like the ranting of a lunatic!


I've got nothing to prove to any john doe on the internet.

if you didn't have anything to prove, you wouldn't have challenged me. your flukish victory in the tourney gassed you up & i told you clearly that winning a tourney does not give you a vet status. put any tourney winner before me and i would use their skull to drink their blood.



I don't want to start ridiculing your verse, 'cause I like treating my opponents after a battle with reverence. But if you refuse to respect yourself, you leave me with no choice.

Cheers

it shall not be well with you if you don't ridicule my verse. ridicule it as much as you want cos it would be a shot in your foot! if you think my verse was weak, how did it destroy yours? grin cheesy

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Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by GIYAZZ(m): 2:17pm On Oct 12, 2015
MuhdG:
I french kissed a girl,
But she can't speak french
So she can't kiss n tell


-lil wayne
Witty. Weezy has got potentials. But his love for money be concealing his abilities.
Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by Nobody: 2:31pm On Oct 12, 2015
GIYAZZ:
Witty. Weezy has got potentials. But his love for money be concealing his abilities.
Wrong!!
His love for puna...
Listen to glory, also
Checkout 'free weezy album'

Its a bit clean, u gon like it.
Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by sosiqdude(m): 2:32pm On Oct 12, 2015
funlord:
grin

Shey I brought out my red button of deactivation that day and you all refused 2 comply? Na only that "cocklicker" guy wey man up use am! Much props 2 him 4 dat!

grin grin You wicked o

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Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by danbrowndmf(m): 2:32pm On Oct 12, 2015
MuhdG:
I french kissed a girl, But she can't speak french So she can't kiss n tell
-lil wayne
Na lil wayne spit this one sogrin?
Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by danbrowndmf(m): 2:33pm On Oct 12, 2015
MuhdG:
I french kissed a girl, But she can't speak french So she can't kiss n tell
-lil wayne
Na lil wayne spit this one sogrin?
Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by Nobody: 3:03pm On Oct 12, 2015
danbrowndmf:
Na lil wayne spit this one sogrin?
Ehen naw.
U surprise?
Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by Kanyol(m): 3:06pm On Oct 12, 2015
coogar:


see this simpleton.
what you are going through is known as post traumatic stress syndrome. it's a condition known to any of the opponents i have destroyed in a battle ring! the symptoms would last 3-9 months. the more obstinate you get, the longer it persists.

i don't blame you though, na that yeye airmark that failed to ban your account permanently after your woeful loss. why are you bitter anyways? you had your chance in the ring and you lost. all the people gassing you before the brawl gave you the L. your own homies set you up - they left you stranded for cannibal coog to eviscerate.

may amadioha impregnate you with albino quadruplets!

grin grin grin
Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by Nobody: 3:23pm On Oct 12, 2015
JigsawKillah:


so says someone who called me wack for using dawg as end rhyme for just 4 times. Nigga you used together as end rhyme countless times!
you're starting to look more clueless than you already are. fûck off my mentions before i resurrect the dibia who caused your future! grin

I wrote the verse in 20 minutes. It was nothing serious ..like I said, I wrote it when I was playing some X-box while munching some fried chicken

You didn't drop your verse until 16 hours after you were informed of the cypher...
You really not a natural Emcee and you can't freestyle. .
And you are one of the worst rhymers here. Take it like a man. .were you not the one begging me to teach you how to rap on BBM back then ... Wack bish grin
Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by kr0ne(m): 3:24pm On Oct 12, 2015
Why are you guys ignoring this battle thread? Please assist us by dropping your votes. Thanks.
https://www.nairaland.com/2657765/sunday-special-dklef-vs-captaincids

obainojazz
youngdanaval
liricyst
teddybiyasi
Jigsawkillah
Mikuz
iceskidd
llaykorn
danbrowndmf
jreyez
obesemf
supermiy
Limerick
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Elymaxiimus
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sinizia.
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Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by ELYMAXiimus(m): 3:24pm On Oct 12, 2015
coogar:


you are a fool.....
you were the one that boldly boasted that you would deactivate if you lose. i was super confident i would win. there's no way you write better than i do. there's no living nigerian that can write better than the coog.
. I said that when I was the one doing the call-out, but you didn't accept. After a week, When gottoboy called me that you've been ranting that
The battle should be set up, I came online and gave you that condition as well('cause I had lost interest in the brawl), but you refused, and instead you and others said, and I quote, "nobody is deactivating his account. So stop crying like a sissy, you didn't win after all.


tommy he'll figure - theprekky
house-warming - darkestrebel
cope in hagging - heywhizzy

if 3/12 of your punchlines were bitten from fellow NLers, heaven knows the number of punches you stole elsewhere.

First of all, hey didn't play "cope in haggin", he said he did something similar to it, but the pronunciation was wrong.

Secondly, housewarming punch was clean. I thought of it that night I wrote for your wack àss.
You think anyone gives a hoot about what that psychotic says? But we all know you bit the suck sid pun, plus it's wack. Your warship/worship was disgustingly wack. You're the one who's got a pronunciation problem not mikuz.

And wtf is meta, four/ metaphor? cheesy grin. Yoruba + English? This is worse than Mik's team mar ya. grin cheesy



it wasn't
you shoulda asked some of your friends to proof-read it. you had the penmanship of a kindergarten pupil. words were disjointed, the vocab pool was shallow, the punches barely connected with the build-up. it was like the ranting of a lunatic!
And your verse looked like a frustrated job applicant's CV - you kept on babbling about how good you are, instead of punching.



if you didn't have anything to prove, you wouldn't have challenged me. your flukish victory in the tourney gassed you up & i told you clearly that winning a tourney does not give you a vet status. put any tourney winner before me and i would use their skull to drink their blood.
Shut Ur decayed mandible up! You were the one who made the challenge(After completing your verse for the year).


it shall not be well with you if you don't ridicule my verse. ridicule it as much as you want cos it would be a shot in your foot! if you think my verse was weak, how did it destroy yours? grin cheesy
You shall be struck by lightening for 90days till you become enlightened. Bastard! Youre just a ridiculous knave!
What gives you the impression that your verse was better? It seems those punches I served you have stopped the flow of oxygen to your brain, no wonder you seem deranged.
You should be squirming at these point in time because of how you got your äss handed to you during broad daylight.

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Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by Nobody: 3:28pm On Oct 12, 2015
Elyfart ...house warming has been played by Darkrebel before. .you only reworded it. It's not clean. .
Tommy he'll figure - Theprekky
Cope in Hagen - Heywhizzy

Your 50-50 punch has also been played by Tega gat in his brawl with Adrian . .if you wanna argue, screenshots will come in
Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by sosiqdude(m): 3:30pm On Oct 12, 2015
Y'all should check this my audio rap

http://www.datafilehost.com/d/61a54a70

Ksslib

Njokusboy

Funlord

Coogar

007bruce

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limerick

Desmondessi

Ibime

Cherryice

youngdanaval

mikuz

kr0ne

teddybiyasi

Jigsawkillah

iceskidd

muhdg

danbrowndmf

jreyez

obesemf

alexpissu

gottoboy

sinizia

kinglahkay

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Supermiy

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