sexybash: hi all
i met a someone on nairaland, we exchange contact and started talking,we became close freinds and i was not scared of telling him anything,

during the holidays he invited me over to his place though it was risky but i did go over to see him,in all honesty this past few days was

one of the the best days of my life, he made me laugh so hard,we spoke mostimes using the nairaland language i had fun staying indoors with him, i even hard to take extra day off work

the deal is am back to Abuja,my girls tell me dat am p-ssy whipped i dont know where the whole thing is headed, am in love,lust,sheer

panic,insecure b i know when he reads this he will probably laugh at me, please my brother and sister advise me oh, cos am losing my sanity

Thanks all and God Bless

chronique:


Now dat you've "met a someone on nairaland",what exactly do u want us to advice you on?

sexybash:
my brother i cannot think straight anymore

chronique:


Ok. I can help you out. Come to my house asap. I'd need to perform an overnight surgery on you. This will put to rest,your inability to think straight. It's a very simple process called "roddiology n straffingscopy". One more thing,surgery is free!!!!!!

sexybash:
you no fit beat him record lol am just scared i dont know if he likes me or not

greatgod2012: There is no where you cannot meet your lover, nairaland forum inclusive, if he loves you truly and you also love him truly, then, go ahead with your relationship, there shouldnt be any cause for alarm over that........but, dont let love blind you to d extent of going too crazy, it will prevent you from being realistic as regards what you actually want in a man.
Wishing you best of luck.

Eze Promoe: If the guy is so so endowed, PM me his details and will give him my piece of word and serve as a catalyst to enhance your relationship, while you sit on his laps watching your relationship growing like the iroko

sexybash:
my brother i cannot think straight anymore

sexybash:
lol abeg i need am but i will rather keep his details for personal and selfish i no want risk sharing the endowment, give me your email so we men i need tutorials

Eze Promoe:
I've replied you PM, you can now send your details. Thanks!

fuckluv: don't b too emotional, d guy is obviously laughing at your expense.

Vikin: Sexy bash, is the nairalander anywhere named Stpat1?

The last time you were talking about making baby with him and not about the money he offered.

If he is not my bad! But am sure it's 99% Stpat1.

He is laughing at you because he spelt out his conditions but you went ahead to book an appointment.

Anyway, you deserve better. Move on.

sexybash:
just sent you a mail now

Eze Promoe:
I've replied it

Vikin: Sexy bash, is the nairalander anywhere named Stpat1?

The last time you were talking about making baby with him and not about the money he offered.

If he is not my bad! But am sure it's 99% Stpat1.

He is laughing at you because he spelt out his conditions but you went ahead to book an appointment.
Anyway, you deserve better. Move on.

sexybash: i replied you again
i replied you again na btw me and you oh

lola.luv:
Chei. This is why I love following ID. She leads me right to the juicy stuff!

Abeg, make una find me one e-boyfy too o. I want to be in loff!

lola.luv:
@id
Why are you just smiling for the first time today? By this time?
Hope all is well?

Idowuogbo:
well, it shall be! am aite! wassup wiv u? u don update ur blues? i dey go dia now sha

lola.luv:

Amen o. It's like that sometimes, just commit all issues to God. Pele sogbo?
Haven't updated since I introduced the 'Aliphat' character.
I've been on mobile for some time now...
Can't type much from my phone.

Idowuogbo:
i af pele-ed... thank u!

*singing* unquestionable u are lord x2ce

unquestionable, unquestionable, u are da LORD!

Arrrgghhhhh...it is well!

Nnekacherry: Are you in love or are you in lust??
You have to decide..

Goodluck..