Apart from my vast experiences and qualifications as outline in my CV I have the necessary skills which will deliver value to your organization as well as clients if given the opportunity to serve

I'll beat your imagination with my 'know how' and creativity.

a compound sentence albeit compound, is still a sentence..

payless:

I was thinking the same thing all through the posts. One sentence and people posting compound sentenses.

F9

Apart from my vast experiences and qualifications as outline in my CV I have the necessary skills plus attitude which will deliver value to your organization as well as clients if given the opportunity to serve

I have been jobless for a longtime, employ me and all the energy I've saved in my years of joblessness will be used to work wonders in your company.

the smile on the face of my patients always make me happy...Thank God for that...

Imagine the little thing talking trash called safarichicken, prolly lives in one village like that in Nigeria

.........looking for attention on NL, y'all should give the hood rat some attention, fvcking wretch!!

My valuable and out of this world contribution to this organisation will make you compare my value with oxygen if given the chance......

Stallion84:

what if they are happy the class is over?

Imagine this


A teacher enters a class and a class that was rowdy suddenly becomes quiet.The teacher starts teaching with the students paying absolute attention. After explaining, the students struggled among themselves to ask questions.The bell for a change of period goes but the students are begging him to continue.


Will you say the students were bored?

Shollypopz: Imagine the little thing talking trash called safarichicken, prolly lives in one village like that in Nigeria

.........looking for attention on NL, y'all should give the hood rat some attention, fvcking wretch!!

Why do/did you sent her away!

Over the years, I have become an essential success factor in all the company's I have worked.

My problem solving ability is second to none.

freecocoa: I have been jobless for a longtime, employ me and all the energy I've saved in my years of jobless will be used to work wonders in your company.

Hahahaha!!!!!! This fuuccking hilarious..

I can phuck as if its my live.

I gats 18inches badonkey and ah take u to many places you only seen on landlord tv!

I'll find you and kill you if I don't get this job

to all the grammarians in the house, the op said one sentence, he didn't specify the type wether it be simple, compound or complex. ITK has killed more people than bomb.

**enters his office with 10 bundles of N1000 note**


Oga, how e go be now.... I need this job

**drops the bundles on his desk**

obadiah777: MY DEFENSE IS IMPREGNABLE, MY STYLE IS RAMBUNCTIOUS, I WANNA EAT YOUR KIDS FOR DINNER, ALL PRAISES TO ALLAH

Oh Christ!!! *rolling*

freecocoa: I have been jobless for a longtime, employ me and all the energy I've saved in my years of jobless will be used to work wonders in your company.

kombats: the best u willl ever had

dilbert100: i have 15 kids to feed

Just believe me, I intensely hate nigeria.

Stallion84:

what if they are happy the class is over?

Lwkmd

acidosis™:
**enters his office with 10 bundles of N1000 note**


Oga, how e go be now.... I need this job

**drops the bundles on his desk**

Haha, na 2 billion be salary them wan dey give you, wey you take 1 million bribe to get the job

am indeed an embodiment of excellence,strong positivity,high quality output,integrity and accountability,if am availed this employment opportunity then i together with other staff would take this organization to its elastic limit of sucess.

I have a gun in my pocket,if you don´t hire me,i will kill you..

obadiah777: MY DEFENSE IS IMPREGNABLE, MY STYLE IS RAMBUNCTIOUS, I WANNA EAT YOUR KIDS FOR DINNER, ALL PRAISES TO ALLAH

Ahhhhhh!!! U go get am sharp sharp.

Sir, OLEKU, TELL ME SOMETIN WEY I NO FIT DO...!

Hiring me as your driver will mean safety for you since at 300 km speed I could drive across thirdmainland brigde with eyes closed

AlterEgo™:


Haha, na 2 billion be salary them wan dey give you, wey you take 1 million bribe to get the job

If na CBN job or NNPC, na to do am oo bros...

presegsADESIDA: I'm so gifted to be so creative.

wot is ds?