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Re: University Of Ibadan 2013/2014 Admission by Nobody: 6:15pm On Nov 20, 2013
Ifyx: eeh! Ma bırthday mate...#Team_22nd Nov
how old are you going to be?
Re: University Of Ibadan 2013/2014 Admission by Arlex(m): 6:44pm On Nov 20, 2013
Ifyx: Breakıng news , , , Agbalumo ez out!!!
oga u funny gan o.see as my BP take rise.God wen this season film go finish na.{currently in season 4,episode:former president of ASUU dead}and as i hear them say d next episode don de on ground{investigation OF d death of iyayi}.
Re: University Of Ibadan 2013/2014 Admission by Ifyx(m): 6:50pm On Nov 20, 2013
FrancisTony: how old are you going to be?
27
Re: University Of Ibadan 2013/2014 Admission by Ifyx(m): 6:51pm On Nov 20, 2013
Arlex: oga u funny gan o.see as my BP take rise.God wen this season film go finish na.{currently in season 4,episode:former president dead}and as i hear them say d next episode don de on ground{investigation OF d death of iyayi}.
wıch former presıdent?
Re: University Of Ibadan 2013/2014 Admission by Nobody: 6:52pm On Nov 20, 2013
ASUU HAS CALLED OF THE STRIKE.click on the link to read it up.
Re: University Of Ibadan 2013/2014 Admission by Arlex(m): 6:52pm On Nov 20, 2013
Ifyx: wıch former presıdent?
of ASUU
Re: University Of Ibadan 2013/2014 Admission by Arlex(m): 6:57pm On Nov 20, 2013
Ifyx: 27
bros u serious
Re: University Of Ibadan 2013/2014 Admission by Nobody: 7:02pm On Nov 20, 2013
Ifyx: 27
you fit born me sha. Me nah 15yrs this year!!!
Re: University Of Ibadan 2013/2014 Admission by frankbribery: 7:15pm On Nov 20, 2013
Hey uninvited i need ur 2go I'd aspa ma future course mate
Re: University Of Ibadan 2013/2014 Admission by frankbribery: 7:18pm On Nov 20, 2013
FrancisTony: you fit born me sha. Me nah 15yrs this year!!!
All ye young lads. i cant say ma age here
Cuz of reasons best known to me
Re: University Of Ibadan 2013/2014 Admission by Nobody: 7:23pm On Nov 20, 2013
frank bribery:
All ye young lads. i cant say ma age here
Cuz of reasons best known to me
lmfao
Re: University Of Ibadan 2013/2014 Admission by maxben(m): 7:50pm On Nov 20, 2013
Its pretty boring out here...
I just read this joke and it really make me laugh...

A family is at the dinner table.The son asks
his
father, 'Dad, how many Kinds of boobs are
there?' The father, surprised, answers,
'Well, son,
a woman goes through three Phases. In
her
20s, a woman's boobs are like melons,
round
and firm. In Her 30s to 40s, they are like
pears,
still nice but hanging a bit.. After 50, they
are
like onions'. 'Onions?' Yes, you see them
and
they make you cry. This infuriated his wife
and
daughter, so the daughter said, 'Mom, how
Many kinds of 'willies' are there?' The
mother,
surprised, smiles and answers, 'Well dear,
a
man goes through Three phases also. In his
20s, his willy is like an oak tree, mighty and
Hard. In his 30s and 40s, it is like a birch,
flexible but reliable. After his 50s, it is like
a
Christmas tree. 'A Christmas tree?' 'Yes ---
dead from the roots up and the balls are
just
for decoration'!

So who won...
Mom or Dad?
Re: University Of Ibadan 2013/2014 Admission by omodave(m): 8:09pm On Nov 20, 2013
max_ben: Its pretty boring out here...
I just read this joke and it really make me laugh...

A family is at the dinner table.The son asks
his
father, 'Dad, how many Kinds of boobs are
there?' The father, surprised, answers,
'Well, son,
a woman goes through three Phases. In
her
20s, a woman's boobs are like melons,
round
and firm. In Her 30s to 40s, they are like
pears,
still nice but hanging a bit.. After 50, they
are
like onions'. 'Onions?' Yes, you see them
and
they make you cry. This infuriated his wife
and
daughter, so the daughter said, 'Mom, how
Many kinds of 'willies' are there?' The
mother,
surprised, smiles and answers, 'Well dear,
a
man goes through Three phases also. In his
20s, his willy is like an oak tree, mighty and
Hard. In his 30s and 40s, it is like a birch,
flexible but reliable. After his 50s, it is like
a
Christmas tree. 'A Christmas tree?' 'Yes ---
dead from the roots up and the balls are
just
for decoration'!

So who won...
Mom or Dad?


cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy na dad oo
Re: University Of Ibadan 2013/2014 Admission by Nobody: 8:09pm On Nov 20, 2013
Bursted... Lol grin grin grin

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Re: University Of Ibadan 2013/2014 Admission by laryom1(m): 8:39pm On Nov 20, 2013
Ifyx: 27
10yrz olda dan me sha! Bobo yi fit b eeeeeelllderrrrr bro o.
Re: University Of Ibadan 2013/2014 Admission by Ifyx(m): 9:30pm On Nov 20, 2013
Arlex: bros u serious
ah swear
Re: University Of Ibadan 2013/2014 Admission by Ifyx(m): 9:32pm On Nov 20, 2013
FrancisTony: you fit born me sha. Me nah 15yrs this year!!!
jst a dıff of 12yrz,aınt bad u knw
Re: University Of Ibadan 2013/2014 Admission by Ifyx(m): 9:33pm On Nov 20, 2013
laryom1: 10yrz olda dan me sha! Bobo yi fit b eeeeeelllderrrrr bro o.
ah dunno y people react wen ah mentıon ma age or ez 27 too old for an 100lvl stdnt
Re: University Of Ibadan 2013/2014 Admission by Nobody: 9:34pm On Nov 20, 2013
laryom1: 10yrz olda dan me sha! Bobo yi fit b eeeeeelllderrrrr bro o.
if i hear say ifyx nah 27years eh. 18years old boy ni
Re: University Of Ibadan 2013/2014 Admission by stapes(m): 9:36pm On Nov 20, 2013
sum1 told me ui requires my original 0level result 4 clearance.my qst is wich 1 is d original result.
Re: University Of Ibadan 2013/2014 Admission by Godwin7403: 9:49pm On Nov 20, 2013
Palz try diz...d only palindrome number btw 20 and 30 is...?...and gues wat...dat plus 1wud be ma age on 22nd november..OMG am sot of excited.....
Re: University Of Ibadan 2013/2014 Admission by Nobody: 9:50pm On Nov 20, 2013
stapes: sum1 told me ui requires my original 0level result 4 clearance.my qst is wich 1 is d original result.
the one waec gave your school. Go an' get it from your school!!!
Re: University Of Ibadan 2013/2014 Admission by emekakelvin(m): 10:09pm On Nov 20, 2013
Godwin7403: Palz try diz...d only palindrome number btw 20 and 30 is...?...and gues wat...dat plus 1wud be ma age on 22nd november..OMG am sot of excited.....
It's an hour fifty one minute to ur 23rd birthday(I am right sir). All the same happy birth day in Advance grin grin
Re: University Of Ibadan 2013/2014 Admission by Nobody: 10:10pm On Nov 20, 2013
Wetin man pikin no go hear again...

ASUU president- "We are not holding any Nec meeting until we confirm Iyayi makes heaven"

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Re: University Of Ibadan 2013/2014 Admission by Gbolissimo: 10:20pm On Nov 20, 2013
Leystra: Wetin man pekin no go hear again...

ASUU president- "We are not holding any Nec meeting until we confirm Iyayi makes heaven"
lolz, dat one na long thing o
Re: University Of Ibadan 2013/2014 Admission by Godwin7403: 10:23pm On Nov 20, 2013
Thanks bro u re rite...bt itz on d 22nd sha@emekakelvin
Re: University Of Ibadan 2013/2014 Admission by stapes(m): 10:27pm On Nov 20, 2013
FrancisTony: the one waec gave your school. Go an' get it from your school!!!
tanks man
Re: University Of Ibadan 2013/2014 Admission by Sleek2(f): 10:51pm On Nov 20, 2013
Ifyx: all dz gurlz wey dey block space 4 mbbs,, Cheı!! *bıtes fınger*
lol
Re: University Of Ibadan 2013/2014 Admission by SOA93: 11:08pm On Nov 20, 2013
shakur07: Y u dey copy and paste everytin nao..yhu for share d link dia jhooor.
oga o,no appreciatn,na so so complian.
Re: University Of Ibadan 2013/2014 Admission by SOA93: 11:15pm On Nov 20, 2013
FrancisTony: you fit born me sha. Me nah 15yrs this year!!!
hw u wan take enter ui den wen u ar nt yet 16

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