"Emi ni iwe":
peepz like ma one and ONLY Attah ojoma *

careful dat gal na mai wedded wife..

Hahha....no be my fault oo.
Na that idiotic sacromogorilinophematic bustoflarapining Palmie attendant...
I told her to dilute the thing b4 giving it to me,i didnt knw she had plans for me...
As i dey so...na akeregbe i take do cap reach my house....i mean palmwine calabash abi wetn i go call am

Attah Ojoma :
Dr hesjay, ur post got me :-O:-O .... Hp dis is jst an effect of d ova soured palm wine u tuk?

Dr.'Hesjay:
You don see joseph for my name b4??..wey i go con turn dreamer losangangan

with dis ur own pass JOSEPH

ds one wey yhu dey talk yhu don drimk am ova soured palmwine b4 ni

Attah Ojoma :
Dr hesjay, ur post got me :-O:-O .... Hp dis is jst an effect of d ova soured palm wine u tuk?

noe b yhu ..evn if yhu no read yhu noe go pass .btw exam wo tun ni **

Fynestboi: #shine teeth# wey i dn open bk cnt rememba and i get exam on tuesday...

abi na harvard own u wan do ni

Hahaha....*faints**
no be last wk sunday jakesund talk say ur wife for o.a.u born pikin?.
Shey OJ na ur 2nd wife ni abi third.....
Cos i even knw anoda...erm..erm(clears throat).....

Fynestboi: careful dat gal na mai wedded wife..

thank God say i don get partner for UI ** we go storm dia kegite ni walahi **dem go kolet

Dr.'Hesjay:
Hahha....no be my fault oo.
Na that idiotic sacromogorilinophematic bustoflarapining Palmie attendant...
I told her to dilute the thing b4 giving it to me,i didnt knw she had plans for me...
As i dey so...na akeregbe i take do cap reach my house....i mean palmwine calabash abi wetn i go call am

Attah Ojoma :
Dr hesjay, ur post got me :-O:-O .... Hp dis is jst an effect of d ova soured palm wine u tuk?

na ogogoro cause am oo

Da kingpin: i know am kinda new here but i think ui will still shortlist last yr about 8000 were invited for pume this yr 15000 guyz who chose ui got above 200 going by their last yr num we have an extra 7000 so i think they will short list

Datz last yr. I got my info frm d webmaster gangan dz aftanun. I was cnfusd at first, bt later realisd dat dts hw dy wanna do it dz yr.

No ooo...baba name just commot for one uni shortlisting ni oo...
Freedom University of Tahiti....dem exam na tuesday..
Infact,na socceric law dem give am as course

"Emi ni iwe":
noe b yhu ..evn if yhu no read yhu noe go pass .btw exam wo tun ni ** abi na harvard own u wan do ni

"Emi ni iwe":
noe b yhu ..evn if yhu no read yhu noe go pass .btw exam wo tun ni ** abi na harvard own u wan do ni

yap na harvard own oo inside yabatech..

leave am jareh hn no knw say Aids is real wey dem dey talk no be Aro dem dey use am do **

Dr.'Hesjay:
Hahaha....*faints**
no be last wk sunday jakesund talk say ur wife for o.a.u born pikin?.
Shey OJ na ur 2nd wife ni abi third.....
Cos i even knw anoda...erm..erm(clears throat).....

more dan one wife sef fit cause aids *ma newest dicovery

Haha....oshey!!
Na kegite sure pass oo..

"Emi ni iwe":
thank God say i don get partner for UI ** we go storm dia kegite ni walahi **dem go kolet

u don 4get say i be uch student abi??..o fe koba mi..wey MB dey my front,make i dey chase kegite kiri ile

Dr.'Hesjay:
Hahaha....*faints**
no be last wk sunday jakesund talk say ur wife for o.a.u born pikin?.
Shey OJ na ur 2nd wife ni abi third.....
Cos i even knw anoda...erm..erm(clears throat).....

pour hot water 4 im face# he no wake up, give am slap he fail to stand, ask 4 hypo with milk, as he hear am he open eye,

dat tym na slip of tongue do dat guy, morever i no get any gal except attah ojoma mai one nd only ni ooo.

ds one wey u dey talk out d webmaster sef shey na hn b d VC gangan ni ** me i noe dey believe anitin until its for real ..

laryom1: Datz last yr. I got my info frm d webmaster gangan dz aftanun. I was cnfusd at first, bt later realisd dat dts hw dy wanna do it dz yr.

Hahaha...explain abeg

"Emi ni iwe":
leave am jareh hn no knw say Aids is real wey dem dey talk no be Aro dem dey use am do ** more dan one wife sef fit cause aids *ma newest dicovery

Dr.'Hesjay:
No ooo...baba name just commot for one uni shortlisting ni oo...
Freedom University of Tahiti....dem exam na tuesday..
Infact,na socceric law dem give am as course

#who reveal d secret to u bt u made a big mistke no be TAHITI, na HARVARD IN YABATECH..

DOnt worry bout MB *mB go take care of ara e ..btw dont yhu noe say palmee dey sharpen one"s brain ni

Dr.'Hesjay:
Haha....oshey!!
Na kegite sure pass oo..
u don 4get say i be uch student abi??..o fe koba mi..wey MB dey my front,make i dey chase kegite kiri ile

"Emi ni iwe":
leave am jareh hn no knw say Aids is real wey dem dey talk no be Aro dem dey use am do ** more dan one wife sef fit cause aids *ma newest dicovery

if d tn dn catch u b4 then i go stop trust me

Hahaha..
All of u wey dey do e-toasting,e-dating,e-marriage for dis thread...smh for u ooo

Fynestboi: pour hot water 4 im face# he no wake up, give am slap he fail to stand, ask 4 hypo with milk, as he hear am he open eye,

dat tym na slip of tongue do dat guy, morever i no get any gal except attah ojoma mai one nd only ni ooo.

Dr.'Hesjay:
O ri e pe jare..omo oko ni e..
Even peepz like 'em pretzy,alicia keys,isaolamide,Tommybob,mesopotamia,Labodinho,divads,our only fynestboi,joseboy,Taylor...
Even anonymous...abi na Toaa...
those peepz dey chop book i tell ya...
They sleep in books,work with books,take their bath with books,eat with books,pray with books,..infact,they date books...

U're so ryt.. Der's jx 1 thing dey dont do wit buks...
DEY DON'T STUDY BUKS... Lmao

Dr.'Hesjay:
Chai..make i drop my own...
I called The Undergraduate Admissions officer who is the uncle to my girlfriend's friend's boyfriend's cousin's sister's son....and he clearly told me that u.i will shortlist candidates and will display it online by sept 5....he said u.i had to change plans because the number of applicants is more than what u.i can conduct post utme for....he tol me the exam will come up on Sunday,15th september.......and the admission list will follow 2 weeks after that...
He told me some of the cutoffs for shortlisting....
Merit
Locality
ELDS..(IN THE ORDER)
MBBS
296
282
265
Dentistry
270
251
218
Physiotherapy
269
252
238
Biochem
272
263
225
Law
302
285
272
Pharmacy
275
261
235
.
.
He said some candidates with scores a bit lower than the cutoff may be shortlisted if they possess good o'level result.....
.
I hereby declare jacking continua,in spirit and in truth cos the day of judgement is at hand..
.
Fellow comerados,dia3+1 let gyration start in conjuction with the opeke6.....

Dr.'Hesjay:
Chai..make i drop my own...
I called The Undergraduate Admissions officer who is the uncle to my girlfriend's friend's boyfriend's cousin's sister's son....and he clearly told me that u.i will shortlist candidates and will display it online by sept 5....he said u.i had to change plans because the number of applicants is more than what u.i can conduct post utme for....he tol me the exam will come up on Sunday,15th september.......and the admission list will follow 2 weeks after that...
He told me some of the cutoffs for shortlisting....
Merit
Locality
ELDS..(IN THE ORDER)
MBBS
296
282
265
Dentistry
270
251
218
Physiotherapy
269
252
238
Biochem
272
263
225
Law
302
285
272
Pharmacy
275
261
235
.
.
He said some candidates with scores a bit lower than the cutoff may be shortlisted if they possess good o'level result.....
.
I hereby declare jacking continua,in spirit and in truth cos the day of judgement is at hand..
.
Fellow comerados,dia3+1 let gyration start in conjuction with the opeke6.....

Dr.'Hesjay:
Chai..make i drop my own...
I called The Undergraduate Admissions officer who is the uncle to my girlfriend's friend's boyfriend's cousin's sister's son....and he clearly told me that u.i will shortlist candidates and will display it online by sept 5....he said u.i had to change plans because the number of applicants is more than what u.i can conduct post utme for....he tol me the exam will come up on Sunday,15th september.......and the admission list will follow 2 weeks after that...
He told me some of the cutoffs for shortlisting....
Merit
Locality
ELDS..(IN THE ORDER)
MBBS
296
282
265
Dentistry
270
251
218
Physiotherapy
269
252
238
Biochem
272
263
225
Law
302
285
272
Pharmacy
275
261
235
.
.
He said some candidates with scores a bit lower than the cutoff may be shortlisted if they possess good o'level result.....
.
I hereby declare jacking continua,in spirit and in truth cos the day of judgement is at hand..
.
Fellow comerados,dia3+1 let gyration start in conjuction with the opeke6.....

ha wan go sleep 1st

afta oau don dey ground wetin yhu nid yabatech for nao .. yhu wan three admissions wen sum1 neva get **o ga oh

Fynestboi: yap na harvard own oo inside yabatech..

U dn 4get say deir re lot of benefit in dat

Dr.'Hesjay:
Hahaha..
All of u wey dey do e-toasting,e-dating,e-marriage for dis thread...smh for u ooo

betta be careful make ur head no fall dwm as u dey shake am ehn olewu gan oo...

morgan**g:
Infact am seriously fed up nd confused about everyone calling d admin officer with inconsequential newz!! I am not denying d fact or dis regarding other people opinion towards ui inviting/shortlisting(no offence)!!
For all what i care for with d sources i confirmed frm i MORGAN believe ASUU got no hands or whatsoever in delaying ui post ume!! And for d inviting stuff ui must.. but not sure of d date precisely!! And mind u guyz ui post ume can't exceed September!!
Gosh!! How i wish i fit gamble diz one sef e sure me die(how i wish shakur dey around)
NB:MY WORDZZ CAME TO PASS LIKE A PROPHET!! ROGER DAT
<no offence>

. I got my info frm d webmaster gangan dz aftanun. I was cnfusd at first, bt later realisd dat dts hw dy wanna do it dz yr.

Hahaha

Fynestboi: #who reveal d secret to u bt u made a big mistke no be TAHITI, na HARVARD IN YABATECH..

emi ke ..e no fit catch me

Fynestboi: if d tn dn catch u b4 then i go stop trust me

"Emi ni iwe":
afta oau don dey ground wetin yhu nid yabatech for nao .. yhu wan three admissions wen sum1 neva get **o ga oh

sebi i dn yan u say na 3 in 1 admisn GOD promise me dis yr 4 mai 4 wasted yrs at home...

"Emi ni iwe":
shakur is here oh..yhu wan take d punter"s spirit cum hia abi

lolxx.. Babe shakur dey *lowkey* e don tell me as e de go for 2go
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add me on 2go if u wanna know wat hapnd ahmed906

Hehehe.....so where d tym to dey drink palmwine....

"Emi ni iwe":
DOnt worry bout MB *mB go take care of ara e ..btw dont yhu noe say palmee dey sharpen one"s brain ni

"Emi ni iwe":
ds one wey yhu dey talk yhu don drimk am ova soured palmwine b4 ni

Cee dis pastor o... No b wetin u dey use as communion 4 ur ministry b dt?

Na incorporated ooo....
Dem dey study like mad

Attah Ojoma :
U're so ryt.. Der's jx 1 thing dey dont do wit buks...
DEY DON'T STUDY BUKS... Lmao